11 Bookmarks by ImpatientDevil
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[unknown number]
not fuvkin comig in tmr.I blinked, then tapped the notification.
[Me]: ???
[unknown number]: fk it. what ar yo goin do? disvcarge me.?I stared at the nearly incomprehensible message. Clearly, whoever was on the other end was in no state of mind to be typing. My finger hovered over the three dots in the top corner, ready to block them, but I hesitated. In that moment, another message came through.
[unknown number]: wish u wld. sick if it all. kick me our alrdy.
[unknown number]: less then I can off mself witou geying u in trobleBefore I even realized what I was doing, I pressed call on the mystery number, holding the phone to my ear. Whoever this stranger was, they were obviously further along in a similar boat to me. A kindred spirit.
He picked up on the fifth ring.
“...Fuk ye wan?” The man muttered, voice slurring heavily, his thick accent not making it any easier to understand him.
I swallowed. I hadn't actually thought about what happened when I got this far.
“H-hey,” I stuttered, voice embarrassingly weak. “I think you texted the wrong number but…I wanted to check on you?”- Language:
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- 11/?
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27 Dec 2025
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After losing your companions, you run into a skull-masked man and his daughter. They are your last hope for survival.
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- English
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- 139,487
- Chapters:
- 40/?
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- 1,273
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27 Dec 2025
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Spider-man: Gotham's Home by smallestfox
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Spider-Man - All Media Types
19 Aug 2025
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After sacrificing everything to save his world, Peter is flung across dimensions and finds himself alone in Gotham, a city as unforgiving as the new powers he’s struggling to control. As Peter’s spider instincts sharpen, he navigates Gotham’s dark underbelly, evading criminals and catching the attention of the Batfamily.
But to Gotham’s vigilantes, he’s just another dangerous meta—until they realize he might need saving too.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,781
- Chapters:
- 19/?
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- 13
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- 781
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26 Dec 2025
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With Great Power Comes Great Annoyance by N0t_Sketchy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel
26 Apr 2025
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Eight years of Spider-Manning took its toll. Now, Peter Parker is content with his quiet bartending gig in Gotham where he just wants to wipe down bar tops in peace. If only Batman's sidekicks would stop treating his workplace like their personal clubhouse.
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Ft. Menace to society (and spiderman) Robins and an older, in desperate need of a 10-year-long nap, Peter Parker.
(A Peter Parker who does NOT think he’s older brother/ mentor material, and batkids who disagree.)
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- Part 3 of Crossovers݁ᛪ༙
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,870
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 146
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25 Dec 2025
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[HOME]nn; a person or place: by blobing_not_dying
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Jan 2026
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What if Doctor Strange’s spell to erase Peter Parker hadn’t fixed the issue? What if, despite all Peter’s loss, he still had more to lose? And what if he actually gained everything, by losing it all?
Or Peter Parker gets sent in a different dimension as a way to save his own and ends up meeting an odd crime lord and his strange family of vigilante.
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- English
- Words:
- 52,253
- Chapters:
- 28/28
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- 273
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25 Dec 2025
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24 May 2024
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20 May 2024
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Andrew scores on his own goal.
AKA: author is horny on main
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- Part 1 of Yes and Yes and Yes
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07 May 2024
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Dark Matter by mysterycyclone
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2024
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The last thing Peter sees is Tony's horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that's taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.
There's a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.
“Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I'm called Wonder Woman. What's your name?"
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- Part 1 of Dark Matter Multiverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 241,043
- Chapters:
- 46/46
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- 101
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- 20,356
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29 Apr 2024
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No Paths Are Bound by Cataclysmic_Calamity
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Sep 2022
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Xie Lian found something in himself that he thought was gone—worn away with every mistake he had made.
Faith.
His arms opened, and the child was hesitant—but eventually, he fell into them, his body trembling with silent sobs.
"I remember you," he whispered again, voice breaking as Hong-er clung to him.
I remember you.
I remember you.
I will always, for as long as I live, remember you.
(A re-telling of TGCF where Xie Lian has his cursed shackle placed in his eyes, blinding him. And yet, through all of his struggles; there is always someone watching over him.)
(MULTIPLE TRANSLATIONS AVAILABLE)
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- Part 1 of MXTX - Retellings
- Part 1 of No Paths Are Bound + Extras
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,158,737
- Chapters:
- 152/152
- Comments:
- 11,925
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- 36,319
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30 Aug 2023
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It's 1554. You're one of the eight daughters of the Austrian royal family, and your parents do everything they can to ensure their kingdom is prosperous and peaceful. No royal court is complete without their hand-picked executioner, one who stands out against the sea of black, faceless bodies that make up the profession. It just so happens that your family's new executioner, one who has made a name for himself far and wide for his skill with the axe, has caught your eye and ruined you for good.
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- Part 1 of Death's Angel