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Reddit, is my neighbor a kidnapper or just weird? by Asteroid_Duck (JustThatOneGirl1815) for ravenously
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Naruto
16 Apr 2022
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Aizawa Shouta has two current headaches in his life:
1. The case he and Tsukauchi are working on. It’s both ridiculous and a complete dead end. Like seriously? Do you really expect him to believe that a nine-tailed fox came into a game shop, ransacked the building, and then decided to recite bad poetry to the cashier? Come on, Shouta’s not an idiot.
2. His new neighbors are very concerning. Concerning in that Kakashi is definitely not related to Shikamaru, and therefore Shouta’s 90% sure that Kakashi kidnapped said child. The only other explanation is that the exhausted six-year-old willingly chose to live with Kakashi, and that just makes no sense. In Shouta’s humble opinion, no one would choose to live with someone who thinks that porn is the pinnacle of literature.
If only both of his headaches could be solved with some ibuprofen. Unfortunately, that’s not an option.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,019
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 27
- Comments:
- 353
- Kudos:
- 4,148
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- 1,133
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Bookmarked by Katwithoutac
21 May 2026
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Hospitality really is the most terrifying weapon.
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Name: Kakashi Hatake
Rank: Jounin
Status: Missing Nin
Missing Since: June 15th, 271 AD
Note: Flee on Sight
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Haburashi looked his team in the eyes—three, fresh out of the Academy genin—and resolved to teach them as best as he could. And right now, his lesson was simple:
“Stay. Away. From. Kakashi. Hatake.”- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,795
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 37
- Comments:
- 948
- Kudos:
- 7,121
- Bookmarks:
- 1,853
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- 94,113
Bookmarked by Katwithoutac
21 May 2026
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“I’m not having trouble at the Academy,” Sasuke says to the Hokage. “I’ve decided I don’t want to be a ninja anymore."
or,
What if young Sasuke made a different choice?
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30 Apr 2026
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Uchiha Sasuke, Civilian
Itachi wants Sasuke to become a strong shinobi and seek out revenge? Well fuck his wants! Sasuke's about to become a civillian. Partially out of spite? Maybe, but damn will he make sure to throw a wrench into Itachi's plan for him.
Also adorable Kakashi and Tenzo raise little Civ. Sasuke.
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The Arrangement is simple: when a Jonin Instructor is called away on a mission, another one agrees to look after their genin. Asuma is fine with that — until he remembers that Kakashi is an asshole.
Or: Asuma has to look after Team Seven and stubbornly refuses to quit smoking.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,118
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 6
- Kudos:
- 125
- Bookmarks:
- 31
- Hits:
- 557
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22 Apr 2026
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The Babysitting Arrangement
Kakashi leave Team 7 with Asuma
Comedy
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Itachi, twenty years old and content with his lot, gets suddenly pulled out of ANBU to teach genin. In his time of need, there's only one person he can turn to.
Or: Kakashi is really bad at giving advice.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,309
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 13
- Kudos:
- 86
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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- 625
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21 Apr 2026
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To Be A Sensei
Subtle Itachi x Kakashi
Lady Luck loves Kakashi which works out since Kakashi doesn't pride himself on intricatly thought out plans.... at least for teaching
10/10 Lovely, short, fluffy, silly fic.
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If you ask Sasuke, it was because of the enemy — and sex.
If you ask Kakashi, it was poor judgment, and of course, sex. All reckless decisions always start with a horny brain. Geniuses are no exception.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 122,669
- Chapters:
- 19/?
- Comments:
- 224
- Kudos:
- 524
- Bookmarks:
- 115
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- 12,239
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21 Apr 2026
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Where fallen leaves met the soil
Sasuke x Kakashi
Making Konoha home again, Kakashi assigns Sasuke to Anbu. A mission gone array leads to forced proximity, discovery of secondary genders, sex and is followed up by sexual tension, romantic feelings, and the inability to communicate.
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A place of rest | a cafe, a vacation house, a tomb
His life is a comedy of errors. The people he loves seem determined to outdo each other in how badly they traumatized him. The grand winner?— Congratulations, Nohara Rin!
“Promise me that even if I die, you still have to find a way to be happy, okay?”Rin made him promise months before she ironically dies.
So years later, Hatake Kakashi fakes his death, and Sukea opens a dog cafe “Haven and Hounds” in a snowy, forgotten corner of Kaminari no Kuni.
The shinobi world can burn. He’ll be watching the sunset, hot chocolate in hand.
But hey, isn’t that customer with the orange mask cute? (Everyone disagrees)
(The dog cafe owner Sukea x ‘definitely not a terrorist’ Tobi fic nobody asked for)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,244
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 800
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- 1,413
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- 369
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- 21,369
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21 Apr 2026
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Haven and Hounds
Sukea x Tobi
To live life you must first die. Then, go traveling and retire in a remote mountain town and build a dog café. Don't mind the mildly shady clientele and definitely don't fall in love with the chipper mildly shady clientele.
10/10, bout to be one of my annual ReReads
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Reader is wandering through the backrooms and gets attacked by a Tentacle monster, Smilers, death moths, and meets a mysterious figure
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,707
- Chapters:
- 5/?
- Comments:
- 158
- Kudos:
- 1,750
- Bookmarks:
- 166
- Hits:
- 73,713
Bookmarked by Katwithoutac
24 Apr 2023
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Love, let me see my way back to you by StarsHideYourFires
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
09 Mar 2024
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Eddie Munson and Steve Harrington were high school sweethearts, separated by circumstance, and left broken-hearted. Thanks to their meddling twelve-year-old twins, they have reunited and have the chance to work at being the family they always wanted to be.
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- 79,243
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 333
Bookmarked by Katwithoutac
28 Nov 2022
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Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."
"A club," said Kakashi, flat.
"Yep. A... babysitter's club."
"I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.
"Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.
"In red and black."
"Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.
He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.
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(Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,314
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 875
- Kudos:
- 20,850
- Bookmarks:
- 6,210
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- 213,345
Bookmarked by Katwithoutac
06 Apr 2022
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Akatsuki Babysitter's Club
Kakashi x Obito
Revenge plot: Destroy Konoha, Something about a moon goddess and a great dream
Distraction: Rival ex-teammate holding our sensei's baby talking to my gravestone about raising him (the child)
Further Distraction: My terrorist group has become interested in aiding me in my domestic life of lets raise this child....... also rival ex-teammate might be boyfriend now10/10, one of my annual ReReads
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Tom Riddle is locking up at Borgin and Burkes for the night when a boy comes tumbling through the filing cabinet. He claims to have come from 1997.
I might add some more scraps on but nothing plot heavy!
- Words:
- 57,714
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 779
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11 Mar 2022
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The Travelling Cabinet
Tom x Draco
10/10, one of my annual ReReads
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“if i had one yen for every time i’ve met you at a wedding, i’d have two yen,” late man jokes, as he gently rocks his glass in his hands. the open bar has likely just opened; he must’ve been one of the first patrons. “which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.”
(or the fic where everyone's getting married and maesano meet because of it)
Bookmarked by Katwithoutac
29 Oct 2021
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perpetual wedding guest syndrome
Gakushuu x Maehara
Weddings are full of love.... even for the wedding planner and guests it seems. Though for this wedding planner it seems to take a few weddings with the same late arrival guest before the love blossoms.
10/10, Very ReReadable. Cute
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Siri: yeah lol
Karma must be in a playful mood because he takes one of his toys - a ball with a bell jangling on it - and bats it towards Gakushuu.
Gakushuu ignores him.
"He's usually friendlier," Gakuhou says.Or: Karma and Gakushuu are cats.
Written for Karushuu Week 2021 on tumblr!
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- Part 9 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,907
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 160
- Kudos:
- 1,205
- Bookmarks:
- 222
- Hits:
- 10,614
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11 Apr 2021
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Siri is my cat gay
Slight Gakuhou x Kurasuma; Cat-Kushuu x Karm-Neko
What to do when your tsundere cat falls in love with your classmates destructive stray tom? Why, fan the flames of their love obviously. Both our kids are good influences on each other.... albeit in different ways. And maybe falling in love with your cat's boyfriend's dad (your classmate) plantonic or romantic.... it's up to interpretation.
10/10, one of my annual ReReads
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Gakushuu's made many flawed decisions in his life that brought him to this moment. Choosing to attend college at his parents' Alma Mater was one, rushing his thesis intoxicated was another. Now he's stuck in the year 1995 with nothing but the notes High-Gakushuu wrote for him in crayon, credit cards for bank accounts that have yet to exist, and worst of all, he's found himself accommodation for his unplanned stay - a roommate, which just so happens to be named Gakuhou Asano.
A perfect 4.0 GPA isn't worth all of this.
Or: Gakushuu becomes his father's college roommate.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,951
- Chapters:
- 35/35
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 831
- Kudos:
- 1,034
- Bookmarks:
- 230
- Hits:
- 13,271
Bookmarked by Katwithoutac
27 Dec 2020
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Back to the Future
Akabane x Asano; Gakushuu x young non-father yet Gakuhou (one-sided)
Doing an engineering PHD project well very very high is extremely unadvisable, courtesy yours truly Gakushuu of may questionable crayon choices. Also, if you go back in time try not to seduce your dad.... and your mom.... or their friends.
10/10, one of my annual ReReads
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Because nothing says "Fuck you dad" like dating Karma Akabane. by N_A_M_E_L_E_S_S for LoserxLoser
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom
01 Dec 2020
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"You take pleasure in pissing people off." "Is that A trick question? or even a question?" "Come make out with me in front of my father's office." "You hate me." "He hates you more."
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25 Dec 2020
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Because nothing says "Fuck you dad" like dating Karma Akabane
Akabane x Asano
Until it bores us. When ragebaiting cause the undeniable spark of love. Between two people who love to ragebait others ofc; what else is there to do for a little bit of romantic fun?
10/10, Adorable.
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A Horrible Hiding Spot by L0S3R (YaroRvonnn)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Sep 2020
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Denki needs to hide and Shouto has no filter.
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22 Nov 2020
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A horrible hiding spot
Todoroki x Denki
Great hiding spot.... not for the purposes of not being seen, but no one is gonna look for you now.
Kaminari needs help, Todoroki tries.... Todorki succeeds?
AMAZING AND SILLY! Joy to read!
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After a shocking curse in Diagon Alley Harry can’t see. Left blind and bitter Harry refuses to do anything. Ron and Hermione decide to step in and get him a healer. To Harry, Healer Derek is a challenging enigma, one he likes very much. To Derek, er Draco, Harry is someone he can’t stay away from. Can these two idiots find the light in the darkness through hidden identities and other problems?
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08 Oct 2020
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Light is born of Darkness
Draco x Harry
Haha, Funny story. When you get the chance to help the man that saved your life, he may end up fallining in love with you..... and you might fall in love with him. But when your past means you commit identity porn..... run away after you've healed him cause ain't no wayyyyyyyyy he's gonna love you once he know who you are. .... But be prepared to be suprised when he couldn't give less of a shit.
10/10, one of my annual ReReads
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Melemele Mafia by LetoaSai, whos_your_leader
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
30 Jan 2019
- Words:
- 38,995
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 5
Bookmarked by Katwithoutac
28 Jun 2020
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Melemele Mafia
Illima x Sun - Gladion x Hau - Lillie x Moon
Used all my money to buy a house on an island on a beach. Moved to the house with my twin and a fuck ton of birds. Oh No...... I met a guy and he's hoooottttt and also FUCK part of a mafia. Made friends with a distressed emo and now we have to save him and his sister, my future sister in law. ..... Worth it.
10/10, one of my annual ReReads
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Kaminari is going to his first Pride and he hopes it'll be a day of many wonderful firsts. Maybe a cute boy will tell him he's cute, maybe he'll get to win some prizes. This is his one day to be out so he wants to make it memorable.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 108,440
- Chapters:
- 39/39
- Comments:
- 215
- Kudos:
- 568
- Bookmarks:
- 90
- Hits:
- 11,835
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20 Apr 2020
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Pride
Bakugou x Denki
Angsty if I remember right, good read.
ReRead, dont remember it properly. (04/2026)
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At first Neville is distressed when he sees old nemesis Draco eating lunch in the Leaky Cauldron. But then Draco smiles at his dining companion, and it's so dazzling that Neville is reduced to gibberish. Neville learns that Draco has plans to escape his past mistakes and start over somewhere far away. It's up to Neville to convince Draco to have a little more faith in the wizarding community.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,459
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 75
- Kudos:
- 537
- Bookmarks:
- 106
- Hits:
- 9,390
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19 Jan 2020
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It started with a Smile
Neville x Draco
Set in the future
ReRead, dont remember it properly. (04/2026)