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Jason knows he should stop accepting their requests to be part of the "family", he knows that it only ends with him hurt on the other side, but he can't stop himself from coming back every single time.
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What if Five was really dead? What if the last time Four saw his brother was while rolling a joint under the table, not even bothering to look up at the discussion more than once?
[...] No, he couldn’t think that, Five was not dead, there had to be another reason for why his displacements stopped, he probably was stuck somewhere in the past or future and for the first time his displacements decided to cooperate with him.
Five was fine, his brother was okay and alive, soon he would displace to Four and they would laugh it over like nothing happened.
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Remix fic of LittleRit's The Time Traveller's Life. What was Klaus thinking when after almost a year without seeing Five, the boy suddenly appears in his room on the first Hargreeves birthday since he ran away?
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'Cause you all try to keep me down by Kaufmann
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
01 Feb 2024
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Jason stared at his brother with wide eyes. Tim, noticing this, mouthed, “it’s okay,” as if that would make Jason feel any better. It was not okay. Tim was being tortured because of Jason—because Black Mask hated Jason.
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Jason could only watch as Tim’s body tensed before his entire body started trembling with spasms. But he didn’t scream—he didn’t whimper, he didn’t even breathe.
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When Black Mask kidnaps Red Hood and Red Robin, Jason is forced to watch Tim get tortured by the man who hates him the most.
Febuwhump 2024 - Alt. Prompt 1, Human Shield
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Oh, ho, the mistletoe (is hung where you can see) by Kaufmann for mercury_retrogay
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
25 Dec 2023
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Nico gasped as he felt his hand get impressively hot and grasped it out of Jason’s grip to see it was slowly turning purple where the blond had touched him.
“Wow” Nico looked up at the sound of Jason’s whisper. The boy was holding his now blue hand close to his chest and smiled at Nico “Hey—”
Nico didn’t let the boy finish. Instead, with panic raising on his chest, he stepped on the nearest shadow. When the darkness started to surround him, he saw Jason’s own panicked face, the son of Jupiter looking at him in despair.
The last thing Nico heard was Jason’s scream.
“Wait!”
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Jason and Nico come to Camp Half-Blood to celebrate their first Christmas together after the Giant war. Between flashbacks from the past, nightmares and christmas presents, they figure out how to tell their friends the truth about their relationship. Imprint Soulmates AU.
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If you had one more chance by Kaufmann for tobytikka
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
25 Sep 2023
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"You know what will happen if you fail," Hades was saying, which made Jason freeze. What was Nico doing? What would happen if he failed?
"I know, but I won't fail," Nico said it so confidently that it put a smile on Jason's face.
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Nico decides he's getting Jason back, no matter what.
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• Drawings • by Kaufmann
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
22 Oct 2020
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Jason survived his trip across Tartarus with Nico, but that didn't mean he was fine, far from it, he had nightmares, hallucinations and many reactions to his experiences in Tartarus, and his friends and Nico were there to help him.
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Sixteen years after the end of the world, Ilya Rozanov has learned to survive by keeping his distance from everyone. Until he’s tasked with protecting someone who might just be humanity's last hope.
Shane Hollander never asked to carry the weight of a dying world, but as the last pregnant person on earth, he has no choice.Series
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02 Jun 2026
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Montreal, the day before a big game. Shane, in Ilya's room, falling harder as the night goes on. Until, suddenly, there's a blindfold and a white van and the cocking of guns.
Or, Shane and Ilya get kidnaped. Yes this was supposed to be a joke, but I'm kinda gonna treat it like it's real.
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29 May 2026
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It's the story of a lifetime. Two of the worlds greatest hockey prospects, the top two picks of their NHL draft, the most anticipated rivals in hockey history; taken in broad daylight. Their kidnapping becomes insanely public when their captors start broadcasting their torment for the entire internet to see. Their families, the police, the world, all of them watch with bated breath as they wait to see if the two young men will make it back home alive.
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29 May 2026
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ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: Moya lyubov please unblock meILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: Let me know when you’re ready to talk i will kneelILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: character not enough but i’ll kneel and apologiILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: ze to you for hours if you want me to i missILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $10,000
Remarks: you so muchYuna Hollander (Husband's Mom): Did you just wire my son $30K?
Ilya: It’s the only platform he cannot block me from Yuna I am desperate
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29 May 2026
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“What is the League saying?” Shane asks. He’s almost scared to find out, but they need to know what they’re dealing with here.
“They want you back, obviously. They don’t know why Rozanov hasn’t made any demands yet-”
And it’s ridiculous and so, so like his Mom to be disappointed in someone for being inefficient at kidnapping her son.
“I am thinking about it!” Ilya protests. “Has been only two hours!”
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24 May 2026