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    When Lambert asks him about bringing his Cat friend to Kaer Morhen for the winter, Vesemir snaps and tells him that anyone would be better than a damn Cat.
    It not so surprisingly leads to Lambert introducing several colorful people to them over the years. Until one day Lambert comes home alone and inconsolable.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Lambert doesn't hang around waiting for people. If they're late, he's gone.

    So Aiden doesn't expect the Wolf to come looking for him when he's later to their rendezvous than he's ever been before.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    For Cats, a slow blink means something very specific.

    For Wolves, it means they're fucking tired, alright?

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    08 Jun 2026

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    A feral witcher. Because that’s exactly what this absolute clusterfuck of a day really needed. After he’s dead, Lambert is going to hunt down whoever scripts these things and fucking murder them, and no, he doesn’t care if they’re a fucking metaphysical concept. Fuck Destiny, and fuck Irony, and fuck everything.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “Here I was just trying to make friendly conversation –“ Jaskier began.

    “We aren’t friends," said Lambert.

    “-And you went and slipped something in my drink.”

    “I poured it into your drink right in front of you. Didn’t make you drink it.”

    “Does Geralt know you tried to poison me?”

    “Does Geralt know you let strangers spike your drink without asking what’s in it?”

    “…Fair enough,” said Jaskier. “I won’t tell if you won’t” he smiled, holding out a hand.

    In which Jaskier runs into Lambert in the early days of his travels with Geralt. A friendship grows over two decades of encounters on the Path.

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