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    Hi, Lan Zhan. So, can I ask you a hypothetical question?

    Lan Wangji stares at Wei Wuxian's text for a good minute. They haven't exchanged more than a word in about a month and it's technically past his usual bedtime. He decides that Wei Wuxian is either going to ask a question, that isn't hypothetical in the slightest or he's gotten tipsy and wants to chat.

    What would you do if you were infected by a Consciousness Absorber?

    Is the question actually hypothetical?

    Wei Ying. Please tell me you're lying awake at night thinking of scenarios and are not actually affected by a creature that gradually takes control of your free will and uses that to turn you into a murdering monster.

    Wei Wuxian is possessed by a terrifying creature. He texts Lan Wangji for help.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    "Yiling Laozu’s super fucking lame compared to Hanguang-jun, you know!"

    “Yiling Laozu is not lame,” Lan Zhan manages to say, because the combination of Wei Ying’s frankly attractive knowledge of GDC's game mechanics and his constant strokes over Lan Zhan’s hip bone has him distracted, to say the least.

    “He is,” says Wei Ying, and then, “He's also ugly.”

    Lan Zhan's two great loves: Wei Ying and the ultra-rare Yiling Laozu card that refuses to drop.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    "Stop trying to make a baby with demonic cultivation," Lan Wangji says, firmly.

    "Hmm…" Wei Wuxian responds.

    Or: People have made some assumptions about how Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian acquired Sizhui, and Lan Qiren is ready for more grandchildren.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    There is a long silence. Not for the first time, Lan Wangji wishes he himself were an oracle so he could run the thousand simulations he is keeping like bees in his mouth, and see which one lands.

    I am sorry. I did not know. They told me you were executed. I watered your plants.

     

    Lan Sizhui goes missing. A desperate Lan Wangji enlists the help of an old classmate.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Lan Wangji takes shelter at a brothel on a rainy night. Still a long distance away from Gusu, he resigns himself to asking for a room.

    “No women,” he makes sure to say to the madam, simply wanting to rest.

    When he opens the door to his room, there is a man draped in red silk, waiting for him.

    Xiansheng,” the man croons. “It’s a beautiful rainy night, are you going to stand there all day?"

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    02 Jul 2026