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I Think, Therefore I Am (Gay) by incurableromancer
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Comics), The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
23 May 2022
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"Okay. I'm in." Andy fist pumps at him, and Nicky laughs some more, rubbing sleepily at his eyes. "It's not like I'm getting anything until this semester is over anyway, so. Yeah. Giving up homosexuality. It'll be a funny story. I can tell it to the artist who gives me my first tattoo, which will be something very tasteful, somewhere that is not on my ass."
"That's the spirit." She gets up and walks over to the fridge, in search of a midnight snack, no doubt. "Now, I'd offer you a bowl of Fruit-Loops, but we wouldn't want to break the rules so soon, because they're- y'know. Fruity."
He snags the closest thing he can reach, a dirty converse sneaker, and lobs it vaguely in the direction of her shins, trying and failing not to laugh with her. "Fuck off. Lent doesn't start until tomorrow."
Or: In which Andy is a troll, Nicky is gay (but not for Lent), Joe is confused but crushing hard nonetheless, and it's going to be a long six weeks for everybody involved.
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28 Jun 2026
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hear me howling outside your door by incurableromancer
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
25 Feb 2023
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“Oh, hello lovely.” He settles his palms down against the softness of the grass, leaning back. Tilts his face up towards the gorgeous night sky to admire the constellations. The poor beast will relax faster if Yusuf remains still, posture open, as though he's anything but amused to be stalked like this by a pup (a massive, hulking werewolf pup, but a pup all the same) whom he could easily restrain with a twitch of his fingers. “It’s a beautiful night, isn’t it?”
Bookmarked by Mandrillmac
27 Jun 2026
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The Haunting of Joe Al-Kaysani's Mediocre Apartment by incurableromancer
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
21 Jul 2022
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In which Joe doesn't believe in ghosts until he does, because the one haunting his apartment won't stop flirting with him.
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27 Jun 2026
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“Oh,” Yusuf says.
“What is it?” Nico asks. “Do I displease you, should I—“
“No,” Yusuf says hastily. “Never. It’s just—“ he reaches out to run his finger along the fold of skin hiding the pink head of Nico’s erection. “I haven’t seen this before.”
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27 Jun 2026
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In the aftermath of a losing battle, a wounded knight takes refuge in a cave. He makes an unexpected acquaintance that will change his story forever.
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26 Jun 2026
