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    When Naruto is kidnapped from his orphanage at age three, Kakashi is so done with this shit. He gets Naruto back, tells the Hokage where to go (politely, because he isn't suicidal), and raises the boy himself. Or, you know, tries and is proud when there aren't too many explosions.

    Then everybody starts to copy him and it's a whole thing.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    “You’d better not go,” Dazai says, and like the little imp that he is, he gives Ango’s shoulder another jab with his horn. “Without you around, who am I supposed to torment?”

    Ango lets out a huff, though there’s no venom behind it. “I have half a mind to exorcise you.”

    “Good luck with that!” Dazai pulls back to reveal a mischievous grin. “I was actually deemed Most Difficult to Exorcise by the people of Yokohama. Of course, most of them were hacks with only a tiny bit of supernatural awareness. A genius on your level of sleep deprivation hasn’t been seen in the last three hundred years. You might just stand a ghost of a chance!”

    Ango has both a guardian angel and a demon of temptation. It is his infinite misfortune that they get along with each other so well and are now conspiring to make him go to sleep.

    (In which Dazai tries to avoid work at every turn, Oda is an enabler, and Ango just wants random supernatural beings to stop invading his personal space.)

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    in languid dreams: ch 7-12 [completed 2023-06-25]

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    10 Jul 2026

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    "Generally speaking," Dazai says, and he doesn't sound anything like the Dazai that Chuuya knows, "I can't imagine I'd go through the effort of faking my death when dying is both easier to achieve and more of a pleasant experience. Though it depends on the how and the why, of course."

    "Bastard, stop talking in circles and–"

    "Boss, huh?" Dazai says, and Chuuya breaks off. It sounds wrong, from Dazai, and Chuuya lets Dazai go. Dazai drops down to both knees, and then sits there, gazing past Chuuya and looking at the makeshift shrine on the imposing wooden desk. There's something dark in his gaze, and it's almost comforting. Almost, because it's familiar; it's a knife in the darkness that Chuuya has watched bring down hundreds of people.

    "What," Chuuya snaps. "Going to tell me you want the position back?"

    "Back," Dazai murmurs, drumming his fingers on his knees before he finally climbs back up to his feet. His hands go into his pockets, his posture relaxed and easy, and none of it makes any sense. "Chuuya, was I really?"

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    In which Dazai of the Beast light novel the Dazai of canon swap places and have to solve some mysteries to return home. Or try to, at least.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    AU. Touya is haunted by his father, who died before he could acquire his first title as a pro. But outside of that, things are relatively normal until Shindou shows up.

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    The five children are silent as they huddle together under Dazai’s black umbrella. The rain unrelentingly pours around them, the noise of the pitter-patter against the cheap plastic material making the scene all the more melancholic. When one of them starts crying, the others follow. One by one, they fall back into that pit of despair that Odasaku had tried to save them from.

    In a strange twist of events, the orphans live.

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    12 Jun 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 13

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    the observations of one edgar allan poe as he works at fitzgerald's cafe, all the while eavesdropping on a certain detective's conversation

    based on the prompt “You and your friend come in to the coffee shop I work at speaking the language I'm working on learning and wait...Oh God, you're talking about how hot I am”

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    09 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 7

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    Atsushi isn't the best with math. So he seeks out Kunikida.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Ranpo's sleepy gaze fell on the package of onigiri resting on Fukuzawa's hands. He pursed his lips in a weak grimace, squinting. “I'm not eating that. Didn't you buy something sweet?”

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    08 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 19

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    An off day spent with Fukuzawa and Ranpo, not long after they first come together; On apartments, groceries, and parenting.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    It’s been a little more than a month since everything almost went to shit, since the Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia faced off against Dostoyevsky, since Yokohama almost lost its fragile, balanced peace.

    And it’s also been just about a month since Ranpo emerged from Poe’s book, all pride and glowing accomplishment for solving 500 murders in a week, and just a passing comment about the other guy losing patience and starting punching people.

    --

    Chuuya emerges from Poe's book, exhausted, to discover that Dazai has been severely injured. Standing guard in the Agency's infirmary, Yosano, Kunikida, and Chuuya find unexpected common cause in their desire to keep Dazai in one piece despite his best efforts to hide his vulnerabilities from everyone around him.

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    05 Jun 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 26

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    Kunikida only wanted to visit his old school, not to reenact an Agency-level incident in front of his former students and colleagues.
    But with Ranpo’s dramatic arrival, old memories resurfacing, and an entire class learning way too much about his day job — maybe nostalgia really is the most unpredictable mission of all!

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    A school reunion fic, feat Kunikida's problem children.

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    19 May 2026

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    Atsushi doesn't meet Dazai by the river, and he doesn't join the agency. He saves himself from starving and figures out how to live, but he still ends up involved with both the Port Mafia and the ADA. Also, it's silly.

     

    Based on a Tumblr post. There's a grocery store frequented only by ADA and Port Mafia members. And now Atsushi.

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    18 Apr 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 74

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    When Chuuya had given him Yumeno, he’d given Dazai a look that said don’t fuck this up.

    And Dazai understood, he really did. He’d never get such a clean chance to make amends to someone he’d hurt. If he fucked this up he might as well hand himself over to Mori anyway.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    series title from here

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    08 Apr 2026

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    It was easier to treat Jon like a monster when he wasn’t shivering against his back, brokenly humming—wait, was that…

    “Are you trying to do ‘Hey, Jude’?” Tim demanded.

    Jon stopped, stiffening. “Mm hrmh mm mmh hm,” he said defensively.

    “You really can’t hold a tune, can you, boss?”

    *

    It was just an ordinary walk to a restaurant. Tim had insisted that if they were going to talk, there would be no tape recorders or weird Archives ghosts listening in. A bit of fresh air wouldn’t kill him, Tim had said. What could go wrong?

    By the time Jon spots the white delivery van, it’s much too late.

    The Stranger kidnaps Jon. Tim comes along for the ride.

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    29 Mar 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 25

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    "No! Listen for once!" Sonic's fists clench at his sides. A crackle of blue Chaos energy sparks across his knuckles, lighting up the narrow hallway in a quick, bright flicker. "You think you could survive being me? Even for a DAY?!"

    Tom freezes when he sees the sparks. "Sonic! Your hands..."

    Sonic ignores him, breath coming fast. His eyes turn blue. "You think it's all fun? Saving the world? Running fast? It's not just speed! It's electricity and noise and pressure all the time!" The energy flares again, brighter. "You have no idea how hard it is!"

    Tom holds out a cautious hand. "l was in school once upon a time, believe it or not. It was hard for me too."

    "Like fifty years ago!"

    "I'm not that old..."

    Tom and Sonic switch bodies. What could possibly go wrong?

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    28 Feb 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 41

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    The job was supposed to simple. Take care of a local pervert and submit him to the authorities. Unfortunately, the pervert in town is familiar with the Detective Agency and he's got beef with one blonde Agent.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Atsushi tries to rob the wrong person, and it turns out they have far more in common than he thought. And honestly, he's starting to think that if a criminal can be kinder than anyone he's ever known, then he's okay with joining the mafia. The food is good, he's got a warm place to sleep, and he's starting to recover from a lifetime of abuse.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Atsushi knows different kinds of people have different issues.

    But...

    From all the issues painted in neon signs across Dazai’s person, from the bandages to the river water clinging to the tips of his hair on most days, Atsushi never thought the most noteworthy would be food.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    After a rough fight, Dazai, Chuuya, and Atsushi take a train back to Yokohama together and chat along the way.

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    08 Feb 2026

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