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hold me like a grudge by enbyh0e
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Jul 2026
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“Screw you,” the hero spits out, and he points a finger at Wade. It’s shaking, almost unnoticeable. “This never happened.”
Wade chuckles low, his chest vibrating with it.
“Say whatever you need to feel better about yourself, princess. You can’t take back the load you just shot down my throat.”
Or: Wade is obsessed, Peter is repressed, and they somehow end up fucking about it.
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- Part 1 of hunger hurts 🍎 (or the red apple series)
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14 Jul 2026
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Hey Now! by Taters77
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
05 Jul 2026
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Peter Parker has no one in his corner. No one to rely on, to seek guidance… no one to confide in or cheer him on…
That is, until he moves into a tiny rundown Manhattan apartment, starts a crappy mediocre job, declares himself maybe just a little insane, and begs the mercenary Deadpool to teach him how to sew…
Sometimes, life has a funny way of showing you the bigger picture...curvy edges and all.
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13 Jul 2026
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Frozen (The new R-Rated Deadpool version) by Cammy_AO3
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Deadpool (Video Game 2013), Marvel, Marvel (Comics)
25 Jul 2026
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When a routine, non-lethal extraction contract brings Wade Wilson to a dilapidated warehouse in the middle of a brutal Montréal blizzard, he expects a quick payday and a box of Timbits. He doesn't expect to find New York's premier web-slinger curled into a freezing ball on the concrete floor. Caught in the crosshairs of a weaponized mutant drug and a rapidly dropping body temperature, a delirious Spider-Man has no choice but to rely on the world’s least qualified nurse: Deadpool himself.
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11 Jul 2026
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Breathtaking by Vixen13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Dec 2017
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Deadpool had never considered that Spider-man would one day cave to the constant flirting and innuendos. The most he had ever hoped for was a begrudging acceptance, and the most he’d ever dreamed of was a domestically happy relationship. What he got was far different from either of those.
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- Part 5 of One Shots
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06 Jul 2026
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Sufficiently Advanced Science by mildmile
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 May 2026
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Peter Parker knows for a fact that smart kids always know they're smart. Another thing he knows: it fucking sucks to be a smart kid. It means being watched all the time, it means adults peering down their noses, it means tests and homework and boredom. It means fieldtrips to Oscorp and superpowers. It means watching Ben die, knowing exactly whose fault it is. It means an internship at Stark Industries, it means becoming an Avenger, it means getting dusted, coming back, watching another father figure die, watching him come back. It means holding May's hand while she babbles incoherently, inching towards death. It means magic spells and forgetting and seven years of lonely vigilanteism. It means making wrong choice after wrong choice after wrong choice.
One thing Peter Parker knows for sure? Smart kids grow up to be the dumbest adults.
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Twenty-five years old, forgotten by everyone, stoned out of his mind, Spider-Man has an unexpected run-in with Deadpool that might just change everything.
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25 May 2026