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hold me like a grudge by enbyh0e
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Jul 2026
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“Screw you,” the hero spits out, and he points a finger at Wade. It’s shaking, almost unnoticeable. “This never happened.”
Wade chuckles low, his chest vibrating with it.
“Say whatever you need to feel better about yourself, princess. You can’t take back the load you just shot down my throat.”
Or: Wade is obsessed, Peter is repressed, and they somehow end up fucking about it.
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- Part 1 of hunger hurts 🍎 (or the red apple series)
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14 Jul 2026
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Hey Now! by Taters77
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
05 Jul 2026
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Peter Parker has no one in his corner. No one to rely on, to seek guidance… no one to confide in or cheer him on…
That is, until he moves into a tiny rundown Manhattan apartment, starts a crappy mediocre job, declares himself maybe just a little insane, and begs the mercenary Deadpool to teach him how to sew…
Sometimes, life has a funny way of showing you the bigger picture...curvy edges and all.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 351,275
- Chapters:
- 44/50
- Comments:
- 1,020
- Kudos:
- 1,753
- Bookmarks:
- 373
- Hits:
- 67,069
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13 Jul 2026
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Frozen (The new R-Rated Deadpool version) by Cammy_AO3
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Deadpool (Video Game 2013), Marvel, Marvel (Comics)
25 Jul 2026
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When a routine, non-lethal extraction contract brings Wade Wilson to a dilapidated warehouse in the middle of a brutal Montréal blizzard, he expects a quick payday and a box of Timbits. He doesn't expect to find New York's premier web-slinger curled into a freezing ball on the concrete floor. Caught in the crosshairs of a weaponized mutant drug and a rapidly dropping body temperature, a delirious Spider-Man has no choice but to rely on the world’s least qualified nurse: Deadpool himself.
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11 Jul 2026
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Breathtaking by Vixen13
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Dec 2017
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Deadpool had never considered that Spider-man would one day cave to the constant flirting and innuendos. The most he had ever hoped for was a begrudging acceptance, and the most he’d ever dreamed of was a domestically happy relationship. What he got was far different from either of those.
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- Part 5 of One Shots
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,022
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 110
- Kudos:
- 2,420
- Bookmarks:
- 384
- Hits:
- 33,720
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06 Jul 2026
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Sufficiently Advanced Science by mildmile
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 May 2026
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Peter Parker knows for a fact that smart kids always know they're smart. Another thing he knows: it fucking sucks to be a smart kid. It means being watched all the time, it means adults peering down their noses, it means tests and homework and boredom. It means fieldtrips to Oscorp and superpowers. It means watching Ben die, knowing exactly whose fault it is. It means an internship at Stark Industries, it means becoming an Avenger, it means getting dusted, coming back, watching another father figure die, watching him come back. It means holding May's hand while she babbles incoherently, inching towards death. It means magic spells and forgetting and seven years of lonely vigilanteism. It means making wrong choice after wrong choice after wrong choice.
One thing Peter Parker knows for sure? Smart kids grow up to be the dumbest adults.
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Twenty-five years old, forgotten by everyone, stoned out of his mind, Spider-Man has an unexpected run-in with Deadpool that might just change everything.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 128,576
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Comments:
- 299
- Kudos:
- 614
- Bookmarks:
- 142
- Hits:
- 16,114
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25 May 2026
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A quick and easy guide to hitting on your hero by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 May 2026
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Deadpool’s growing fascination with Spider-Man culminates when he accidentally puts a hit on Spidey. While there might be better ways to meet your hero, it works out in the end.
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25 May 2026
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Web Me Like One of Your French Girls by whocares321
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 May 2026
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“Christ, all you ever do is talk.” Spidey groans, slowly dragging his clothed hard-on against Wade’s firm muscles, up and down. “Makes me wanna shove my cock down your throat," He mumbles, barely moving his lips, "put that mouth to use.”
A pleasant wave of warmth washes over Wade at the thought. “Don’t threaten me with a good time,”
Only a few lucky ducks know that Wade’s title as the ‘Merc with a Mouth’ is a bit of a double entendre. He means to add Spidey’s name to that file.
OR: Peter webs Wade to the bed and uses him to get himself off.
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22 May 2026
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BDE (Big Dick Emergency) by DerRumtreiber
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Aug 2021
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“Oh my god,” he says again. “Oh. My. Gaa-awd, Becky. Did you?” Wade is visibly vibrating. “Did you really say ‘giant penis problem’? Really? Truly?”
“What did you think I meant the first time?” Peter asks through clenched teeth.
“I dunno, wrong hole?”
~*~*~
Or, the one where Peter is in need of some practical advice, and Wade is always happy to share his
assknowledge.Series
- Part 7 of Spidey Bingos 2021
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,465
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 34
- Kudos:
- 2,041
- Bookmarks:
- 196
- Hits:
- 21,843
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04 May 2026
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You can't fuck me stupid by shaggybeetle
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Jan 2022
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Wade just wants some attention and Peter is a little to busy so he has to wait.
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01 May 2026
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Only a liar loves a liar by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Apr 2026
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Spider-Man and Deadpool have a casual fling that Peter smartly breaks off before anyone can catch any pesky feelings. To prove that they aren’t hung up on each other (at all!), they make a bet on who can find a date faster. By a stroke of luck, Peter meets Wade Wilson soon after, so he has practically won the bet already.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,574
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 451
- Kudos:
- 1,163
- Bookmarks:
- 165
- Hits:
- 9,708
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25 Apr 2026
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Blood Isn’t Everything, but It Pays the Bills by ChickenGoesMoo
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Apr 2020
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When Peter’s aunt dies, he ends up in the custody of his mother’s brother. A man who he didn’t even realize existed until a few minutes before meeting him. Obviously there must be a reason for that, right? Aunt May and Uncle Ben wouldn’t have hidden another half of his family from him without one or two…
But it turns out there were a whole lot of reasons. Each one worse than the one before. Seems like his Parker luck is catching up with him.
But maybe some good can come from this in the long run? After all, what his new uncle doesn’t know won’t kill him. But it will probably bite Spider-Man in the ass if he isn’t careful.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 94,059
- Chapters:
- 27/?
- Comments:
- 2,082
- Kudos:
- 4,930
- Bookmarks:
- 966
- Hits:
- 84,607
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12 Apr 2026
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Wade Wilson and the Multiverse of Motherfucking Madness by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
26 Mar 2026
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There’s a Spider-Man in front of him.
Note the key phrasing: There is a Spider-Man in front of him. Not the Spider-Man. A Spider-Man.
Wade’s an observant guy. He knows that something fishy went down a ways back near the Statue of Liberty, and that something fishy happened as a result. But once they fixed up the Statue of Liberty, everyone moved on from it the way they move on from every freaky thing that happens, so learning much more than that has been harder than finding Blind Al’s hidden stash of cocaine. And Wade is also a busy guy, so unless he has some reason to care, he’s gonna make like his old man and fuck off about it.
This, though, might be a reason to care.
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Three Spider-Men. One Dogpool. An unknown but concerning amount of Deadpools. What could go wrong?
[ETA: The "Spoilers for DP3" tag does not take effect until Chapter 6, for anyone that cares. Just a friendly FYI!]
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Every Me and Every You by BleedingAlive for busy_strawberry
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
11 Aug 2024
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This is it—the thing that’s been haunting them since this very moment, as Deadpool cocks a hip, unsheathes a katana, and tosses Peter a wink.
“Lucky for you,” Deadpool says, “I like pain.”
(or, extreme masochist wade wilson slash reluctant sadist peter parker)
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25 Mar 2026
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That Story About Death by Spideypool_supremacy
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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"I don't understand how help from him," Spider-Man said, throwing a pointed look at Deadpool, "is any better than mine."
Logan glanced between them. "He was not planned."
"He's right. My parents didn't use any protection for their nasty business. They quickly realized the perks of safe sex after that."
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A roadtrip with Deadpool, Spider-Man, Wolverine and vague signs of depression
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,553
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 458
- Kudos:
- 1,053
- Bookmarks:
- 246
- Hits:
- 17,125
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14 Mar 2026
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The Friendship Job by Silver_Simp
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
08 Nov 2023
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Deadpool is a monster, a murderer, a crazed lunatic who only cares for himself and loves violence. At least that's what Iron Man says when he gives Spider-Man a job the Avengers weren't capable of accomplishing: turn Deadpool into a hero. If you can't stop him, get him to join your side.
With Peter's life falling apart he couldn't refuse the payment that was going to go along with this, even if he didn't think it would work. Things don't go how Peter expects though, and before he knows it the job of being this guy's friend starts feeling like it's not a job at all.
(Character death is for Deadpool btw)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 72,939
- Chapters:
- 20/21
- Comments:
- 220
- Kudos:
- 999
- Bookmarks:
- 146
- Hits:
- 24,189
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12 Mar 2026
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It was an unfortunate situation, to say the least.
A bullet may or may not have ended up in his shoulder. Despite his best efforts. Despite Wade’s, too.
or: Peter gets shot, Wade takes advantage of the situation in a slightly fucked up way but everyone has a good time!
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23 Feb 2026
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this side of paradise by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.
For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.
They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.
"—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."
“There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.
Wade points accusingly at him.
“Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,359
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 165
- Kudos:
- 1,300
- Bookmarks:
- 214
- Hits:
- 14,043
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19 Feb 2026
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take what you want, i'll give it all to you by nepobebe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
09 Nov 2025
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"There was no kryptonite," Clark huffs. "I just want you... wanna be good for you."
Clark hears how Bruce's breath hitches, catching in his throat. It only spurs Clark on.
"I'll do anything for you," Clark swears. "I won't cum without permission. I just want you to feel good—need you to feel good. Please let me touch you, B. Anywhere, everywhere… just for a little bit. I don't even need to cum, I don't. I can just be a toy for you to use, 'til you're done, and—"
Bruce's hand against his lips silences him instantly. He's trembling a bit, eyes wide and shaky as he regards Clark fully in the low light of his bedroom.
He's never seen Bruce blush before. It's beautiful.
"Please?" Clark tries again. He doesn't mind begging.
"Fuck," Bruce swears, breathless. It looks like Bruce seems to like it, anyway.
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Clark hasn't been able to cum for six hours, and he gets it in his mind that Bruce is the only one that can help him. For all intents and purposes, he's right!
Or, alphas and omegas don't exist on earth. Clark has presented as a Kryptonian alpha, unbeknownst to him.
He chooses Bruce as his omega.
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- Part 1 of the facets of greed
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,255
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 293
- Kudos:
- 4,182
- Bookmarks:
- 896
- Hits:
- 62,949
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17 Feb 2026
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Beggars riding ugly ponies by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Deadpool and Spider-Man encounter a powerful magical being in the New York night. It goes about as well as you'd expect:
“Make your wish,” she orders again, and her voice echoes with a thousand other voices.
“Any wish within those rules?” Deadpool asks the woman, sounding interested. “I wish Spidey were in love with me!”
Spider-Man turns to him sharply. “What? What kind of a stupid—“
“That way, you’d be a lot nicer to me,” Deadpool interrupts defensively.
The woman nods once.
“So it shall be,” she says.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,729
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 621
- Kudos:
- 1,424
- Bookmarks:
- 207
- Hits:
- 18,393
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17 Feb 2026
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The Cage by CuteAsAMuntin
Fandoms: Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics)
19 Jul 2020
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Turns out Wade likes it when Peter's in charge of his dick. 100% orgasm control/denial porn with a few other kinks mixed in, and a smidge of plot development if you squint.
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- Part 1 of Caged Up Animal
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,454
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 42
- Kudos:
- 1,463
- Bookmarks:
- 204
- Hits:
- 35,024
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10 Feb 2026