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Two adventurers, Wyll and Astarion, ascend a dangerous tower, seeking the aid of the legendary Wizard of Waterdeep. Gale agrees to help them both with their curses, grimly aware that their fates are all tied together.
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The tempestuous wizard, beloved of Mystra, shall rise to great heights. His descent will be heralded by a pale star, which drains life and triggers rebirth. And Mystra shall mark, but not mourn his loss.
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Minthara's smirk turned triumphant as she stepped towards Gale. "There you are. Why do you hide away, little mage? Why conceal the gift your goddess has given you?" Minthara's gaze ran up Gale's body, causing a shiver of arousal to run down Gale's spine. The drow's smile only broadened, hunger and want shining in her eyes. "Or perhaps, you wanted to horde your new treasure? Explore its secrets all by yourself?"
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Morena had mentioned this cafe to him many times. It was where her sewing club met, after all, but Gale hadn't realized until now, seeing his mother make idle chit-chat with other patrons and eagerly participating with all the performances just how much of a regular she was.
"And now, my lovelies, give it up for the one, the only, Star Lite!"
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Under Dressed (Under the Dress) by NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 May 2026
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"Did you…" Estelle swallowed heavily. "Did you have any other plans for us?"
"Besides pleasing you?" He smirked, pressing her hand more firmly against his ass. "I want you to reach under my skirt and work me until I spill into your hand. Just like that day in the alley."
The tip of Estelle's tail stroked gently against Gale's thigh. "That can be arranged," Estelle replied. "But first, I want your mouth on me."--
PWP where Gale surprises his wife by wearing a dress, something Estelle wholeheartedly approves of~
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- Part 6 of Estelle - Tiefling Paladin
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"What's a clever man like you doing in a place like this, darling?" Astarion asks with a smile. This isn't the first time he's run into one of his old companions all shiny and new —it's as if the world only contains a certain number of people and after a long enough time it has to reuse some of the old ones— but this is the first new Gale.
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Based on my first Tav, Estelle, a blue Mephistopholes Tiefling, paladin of Lathander, and wizard smoocher
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Alternate Universe where Gale looks a decade older than his true age due to the orb.
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Gale creates a simulacrum to act as a research assistant/companion. Of course he fucks it. And then some of his former traveling companions also have a go.
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Concordant University: A Crown of Candy College AU by NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
Fandom Dimension 20 (Web Series)
25 Dec 2025
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A modern day college AU for A Crown of Candy that's still vaguely set in Calorum.
Each fic is standalone but use the same world building. There's no plan for this series. Everything that I had in-progress is now posted, so don't expect more unless inspiration strikes.
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A handful of ficlets I wrote in October following Whumptober prompts.
I once again make the breadstick suffer.
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Five years is a long time for a human. An eighth of Gale Dekarios’ entire existence, yet still not long enough to forget that which he desperately wishes he could. The weight of time serves only to chain him to that moment, restored and unmade simultaneously.
Five years is the blink of an eye for an elf, and hardly even that for a vampiric one. Still, Astarion Ancunin wants nothing more than to go back and play that moment in time on repeat, until he's memorized every detail. Maybe if he could, he'd finally be able to put two centuries of torment to rest.
They must decide what they're willing to do to escape their respective prisons and come to terms with what they've already done. When two sides of the same coin are melted through and forced to intermingle, they will be forced to open their eyes. Is it worth it?
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19 Jun 2026
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The woman tilted her head. "Do you know what we just did to you?"
Astarion's eyes darted between them, perplexed by the question. What they did to him…?
That's when he noticed the Selûnite pendant around her neck. She was a cleric… had she healed him? He tried to piece together a scenario that made any sort of sense, but the details barely added up. Had these people found him? If so, why did they drag him across the city? How did they do such a thing? Why wasn't he in Harborside getting treatment? He wasn't sure exactly how severe his injuries had been, but he knew for a fact that a simple healing potion would not have done a thing to mend him back together.
"Are you… healers?" he asked.
The bearded man's mouth dropped open. "Healers—? What? No," he began to reach for him, but thought better of it and awkwardly closed his fist instead. "Astarion, it's me. Gale."
Astarion didn't recognize his name or his face in the slightest, but the way he was looking at him gave him pause.
"I… I don't…" Astarion shook his head slightly, racking his brain. "I'm sorry… Have we met before?"
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24 May 2026
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Of Relics, Ruin and Romance... by Lalaithlingreen
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
15 Jun 2026
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Hero of the Gate, they called him — a weary title indeed. Hero. Chosen. Names that cost far more than they bestowed.
After surrendering the orb to Mystra, Gale Dekarios has rebuilt his life as a professor of the Weave at Blackstaff Tower — wiser, steadier, and determined to be content. But the legacy of Karsus is not yet through with him…When Red Wizards steal the last of the Karsus Regalia from the ruins of Myth Drannor and Thultanthar, smuggling it toward Skullport, they do not realize a legendary Warden, hero of three cities, is already on their trail.
The Warden sooner trust a dragon than a wizard, especially one whose ambition rivaled Karsus’s. But as they descend into Waterdeep’s shadows, chasing Netherese magic, they begin to see past each other’s armor.
She understands the weight of ruin.
He understands the cost of power.Together, they may be the only ones who can stop the Weave from tearing again.
A slow‑burn romance between two weary heroes who never meant to fall in love — and who may finally have found someone who understands what it means to carry a title that has taken everything.
Doomity-doom-doom, da-da-doom, da-doom!
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22 May 2026
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During a rare morning alone in their tower, Gale discovers his wife's hidden collection of smutty monster books. What will he do about his startling realization?
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16 May 2026
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I'm told my father once declared that he'd prayed to every single god, and none had answered. Lucky asshole, because one keeps answering me. Won't leave me the fuck alone, actually, no matter how far I run or how loud I beg him to stop.
A bhaalspawn returns to the Gate, 80 years after the brain fell, 10 years after Jaheira died, and 2 years after she started finding herself suddenly standing over dead bodies, missing hours or days worth of memories.
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16 Apr 2026