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Two adventurers, Wyll and Astarion, ascend a dangerous tower, seeking the aid of the legendary Wizard of Waterdeep. Gale agrees to help them both with their curses, grimly aware that their fates are all tied together.
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The tempestuous wizard, beloved of Mystra, shall rise to great heights. His descent will be heralded by a pale star, which drains life and triggers rebirth. And Mystra shall mark, but not mourn his loss.
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Minthara's smirk turned triumphant as she stepped towards Gale. "There you are. Why do you hide away, little mage? Why conceal the gift your goddess has given you?" Minthara's gaze ran up Gale's body, causing a shiver of arousal to run down Gale's spine. The drow's smile only broadened, hunger and want shining in her eyes. "Or perhaps, you wanted to horde your new treasure? Explore its secrets all by yourself?"
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Morena had mentioned this cafe to him many times. It was where her sewing club met, after all, but Gale hadn't realized until now, seeing his mother make idle chit-chat with other patrons and eagerly participating with all the performances just how much of a regular she was.
"And now, my lovelies, give it up for the one, the only, Star Lite!"
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Under Dressed (Under the Dress) by NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 May 2026
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"Did you…" Estelle swallowed heavily. "Did you have any other plans for us?"
"Besides pleasing you?" He smirked, pressing her hand more firmly against his ass. "I want you to reach under my skirt and work me until I spill into your hand. Just like that day in the alley."
The tip of Estelle's tail stroked gently against Gale's thigh. "That can be arranged," Estelle replied. "But first, I want your mouth on me."--
PWP where Gale surprises his wife by wearing a dress, something Estelle wholeheartedly approves of~
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- Part 6 of Estelle - Tiefling Paladin
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"What's a clever man like you doing in a place like this, darling?" Astarion asks with a smile. This isn't the first time he's run into one of his old companions all shiny and new —it's as if the world only contains a certain number of people and after a long enough time it has to reuse some of the old ones— but this is the first new Gale.
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The Rise of a King and the Fall of a Queen by NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Apr 2026
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After Withers's reunion party, Elminster decides to check in on his old protege
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- Part 2 of Young Gale
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Like Ophelia, You Wave Goodnight by NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Apr 2026
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Gale watches as his companions leave or become the worst versions of themselves. What path will he choose? Can he find his courage before it's too late?
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Gale's head snapped up to look at the white, bat-winged tressym who stood tensely on the rug before them. "Astarion?" he asked, amazed. "Is that you? What in the world happened?"
"How in the Hells should I know?!" Astarion cried. "One moment I'm my gorgeous self, the next, I'm a bloody cat!"
"Tressym," Gale and Tara both corrected as one.
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"I simply wanted to know about the rumors surrounding Miss Baenre," Gale demures. That is an understatement, and he suspects Astarion can tell — Gale wants to know everything about Minthara.
Astarion grins, his smile sharp, two long canines pointing over pale pink lips. "Oh, my dear Archmage Dekarios, she will eat you alive."
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WebWeave Fantasy Regency AU -
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When Gale and Lae'zel finally consummate their relationship in the Shadow-Cursed Lands, the glow from Gale's mark means Astarion gets one hell of a show.
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Gale and his simulacrum help Karlach make up for ten years in the Hells.
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- Part 3 of Hot Gale on Gale Action
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After being the center of a strange and rapturous myconid ritual, Gale finds himself pregnant. So he returns to the Circle and Sovereign Spaw for answers, and to find out if it would be possible to repeat the experience.
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"Mi scusi," Grissini began with a quick bow. "I was hoping to introduce myself to the princesses. If it is not too presumptuous of me."
"Not presumptuous at all," the darker princess —the one who had been eyeing him earlier— declared. "I'm Jet Rocks, this is Ruby, and that's Count Liam Wilhelmina, our cousin."
"I am Constano Grissini," he introduced himself with a deeper bow. "The personal assistant to Senator Ciabatta."
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An AU that closely parallels canon, but makes Grissini worse- Language:
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That's One Way to Make a Sandwich by NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
25 Dec 2025
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"You can start, you know?" Annabelle teases, running her hands up Jet's thighs.
"I was being polite," Constano replies.
Then he kisses a spot behind Jet's ear, making her squirm. She wants them both desperately; this threesome is the best idea she's ever had.
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College AU - Jet gets her Hot People Fight threesomeSeries
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Minthara endured yet another day of the vampire's silly little hints and the wizard's insufferable ramblings. Normally after dinner she would retreat to her tent, away from the two pathetic men.
Unfortunately, as a responsible matriarch, it was her duty to assist the pair.
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Tired of watching Astarion fail to claim the wizard for himself, Minthara takes things into her own hands...by loudly fucking Gale in her tent. -
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Villain is just a word for anyone whose methods the victors disapprove of.
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Grissini's thoughts on being one of the quangled villains.- Language:
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Gale sat before the campfire, shuffling his cards. It had been a tumultuous day, between falling out of a nautiloid, being rescued from a malfunctioning portal, and raiding a long-forgotten tomb, there had been more action than Gale had seen in well over a year. The steady pass of the paper between his hands was rhythmic and soothing.
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"You alright there, soldier?" she called out, hoping Gale wouldn't notice that she was suddenly desperately horny in the middle of what had just been an active battlefield.
Gale grinned at her, shaking some water from his arms. "I'm doing wonderfully actually," he answered. "The robe has minor healing abilities as long as I'm standing in water." Another wave of sparkling healing magic washed over him and Gale let out a pleased little sigh.
"Aces," Karlach replied, a little breathlessly. Gods, it had been so long since she'd had a good fuck.
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- Part 5 of Wavemother Wizard
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Could Never Tell You What Happened the Day I Turned Seventeen by NoOneKnowsIWriteThis
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Nov 2025
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It was Wyll who asked the question that had been hanging over the entire party.
“How old are you, Gale?”
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The orb not only drained Gale's magic, but also his life, making him look far older than his 23 years. With the orb removed and his youth restored, Gale tries to rediscover himself, and also cope with his crush on his vampiric former travelling companion.Series
- Part 1 of Young Gale
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Astarion's eyes watch as a single droplet falls from Gale's earring. He traces its path between Gale's pecs and down his delightfully hairy stomach before it disappears beneath the robe. Astarion thinks about following the same path with his tongue. Then he forcefully blinks the vivid fantasy away.
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Gale in the wavemother's robe causes Astarion's long-dead libido to stir. So Astarion takes some time along to indulge.Series
- Part 4 of Wavemother Wizard