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The Claw, the Blade and the Antler by NoisyBird
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
17 Aug 2018
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Let's follow three men in Modern Westeros. Three men with minor family issues...
A chapter = A POVFic centered around Tywin Lannister, Roose Bolton and Stannis Baratheon. If you hate those characters, you may want to not read this.
Otherwise, I hope you'll have fun.
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To the girl with the bushy hair and the hungry mind, the Hat says RAVENCLAW;
To the boy with the scar and the ask of otherwise, the Hat says SLYTHERIN;
To the sixth son who has already chosen the two others, from a chance encounter on a train, the Hat says HUFFLEPUFF;
and Flitwick is delighted and Sprout is intrigued and Snape is resigned, to say the least.
Or: Perhaps the trio is inevitable everywhere, but in this variation, none of them are in Gryffindor, and they do their best to build things anyway.
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- Part 1 of Three's No Crowd
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29 Jun 2026
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Summer after the traumatic end of the Triwizard Tournament, instead of Harry Potter getting visions of the latest evil plot from the Dark Lord, it is Voldemort who gets visions of The-Boy-Who-Lived’s childhood.
And they’re not pleasant.
When Newt accepted to become one of Harry Potter's secret guard as a favor to Albus Dumbledore, he hadn't anticipated being faced with a choice concerning the welfare and safety of a child: obey Albus Dumbledore's orders or stay at Voldemort's side to protect Harry.
Though difficult, the right choice was clear.
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28 Jun 2026
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"Sorry, Aunt Petunia." by Emily_Elizabeth_Fowl, sparklygems
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jan 2021
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A single change can make a world of difference.
Or, in other words, Harry accidentally says "Sorry, Aunt Petunia," to Snape of all people.
Chaos ensues.
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- Part 1 of HP AUs
- Part 1 of SAP Universe
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- 77,208
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- 24/24
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27 Jun 2026
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Tensions are high amongst the students at Hogwarts. With past events and a War like no other brewing, some students are acting out. Leaving one Slytherin grasping at straws of bad options. Until one spell, which he'd always dismissed, catches his eye...Or rather, it's a potion that does.
(Snape becomes an Animagus to avoid his problems, leading him to a solution he never thought he'd accept. Or even be offered. Marauder Snape basically. With angst and comfort. Also, the Dog Fighting tag is mostly a joke. Mostly.)
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26 Jun 2026
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"I'm going to go," Stiles says, "and you aren't going to stop me because you want me gone as much as I want to leave."
The sheriff flinches but doesn't argue, simply steps to the side and asks, "You have a plan?"
"Ten," Stiles says. "I'll let you know in August if I'm coming back."
or,
After the nogitsune, Stiles leaves Beacon Hills to figure out who and what he is. It takes a long time to find answers.
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- English
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- 10,014
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- 1/1
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17 Apr 2026