NotALemon
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Grace grabs his glasses and puts them on so he can make sure that the person next to him is Simon. He needs to know that Simon isn't a figment of his imagination.
His boyfriend's face comes into focus. Simon is more awake each time he blinks, eyes focusing on Grace. Wrinkles of concern settle between his eyebrows and on the top of his nose.
“Ry?”
Grace makes out Simon's torso with his hands. Smooth skin. Hair. The dip of his navel. Scar tissue. Nipples. The peaks of a few too many ribs. Simon is real. He's here. Grace didn't just invent him out of loneliness. Grace remembers him. Remembers his body and how it feels.
“Baby,” Simon says.
“Sorry. Sorry. I—nightmare.”
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Or: Grace has a nightmare that he's forgotten Simon.
Companion piece for Bumps in the Night.
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“You were asleep. You had a night terror. I can't blame you.”
Simon watches the blood drip from Grace's nose. He knows exactly what that blood tastes like.
“I hurt you,” Simon says, like Grace is slow. They both know that Simon is the stupid one of the two, even though Grace is too nice to admit it.
Grace shrugs. Like it's no big deal that Simon woke him with a punch to the face.
“Sometimes you get hurt.”
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Or: Simon has a night terror and hurts Grace.
Companion piece for Remembering the Night
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Robert only hears the siren call of cigarettes when he’s drunk. He keeps a half-empty pack of cigarettes and a lighter on him for when he decides to drink after work.
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Robert and Sonar share a couple drunk cigarettes and flirt.
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Supernatural, but if Sam Winchester met and began dating Gabriel at Stanford. After a murder attempt, Gabriel tags along with the Winchester brothers on their hunt to find their father and the creature that killed their mother.
Saving people, hunting things, the family business... with the addition of an archangel. A Supernatural rewrite, all in one place.
Now up to "Simon Says".
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He can't really say it when Robert's awake. It’s this… mental block he has. He’s too bad at verbalizing his emotions. Locks up. He’s said it—six times, he thinks?—while Robert was conscious. Sonar was, of course, drunk-and-or-high each time.
It’s—well, Robert doesn’t seem too upset about it so far. He seems to understand Sonar’s whole thing.
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Or: Sonar has problems telling Robert that he loves him, so he keeps showing it instead. A few moments of domestic bliss during Victor & Robert's relationship.
Recent series
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Kinktober 2025 by NotALemon
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Creep (Movies 2014 2017), Critical Role (Web Series), Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
28 Oct 2025
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A collection of my 2025 Kinktober fics, mostly featuring Baldur's Gate 3, Critical Role, and occasionally Dungeon Crawler Carl.
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- 41,630
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- 12
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Kinktober 2024 by NotALemon
Fandom Dead by Daylight (Video Game), Deadpool - All Media Types, Five Nights at Freddy's, Huniepop & Huniecam (Video Games), Scott Pilgrim (Comics), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010), Soul Eater (Anime & Manga), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Supernatural (TV 2005), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), The Magicians (TV), The Social Network (2010), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types
18 Oct 2024
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- 44,166
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- 16
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Kinktober 2023: A Fucking (& Sucking) Good Time by NotALemon
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Oct 2023
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Literally just the Baldur's Gate 3 boys fucking each other. Though not all connected, most of the poly works do have a semi-coherent storyline.
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- 19,449
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- 7
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Unrelated works about Benny & Ethan from My Babysitter's a Vampire, all in one place. Enjoy!
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The Many Boyfriends of One Mr. Wallace Wells by NotALemon
Fandom Scott Pilgrim (Comics), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)
09 May 2023
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An exploration of Wallace's poly relationship with Other Scott, Mobile, Scott Pilgrim, and Jimmy. No room for jealousy in this Alaska king bed.
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- 1,924
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it's been ten years since everything that happened at mount massive asylum.
Bookmarked by NotALemon
08 Jul 2026
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Jaws 2: I Saved a Massachusetts Town and All I Got was a Prescription for Valium by bitochondria
Fandom Jaws (Movies)
23 Jun 2025
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Bookmarked by NotALemon
05 Jul 2026
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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- English
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- 4,878
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by NotALemon
01 Jul 2026
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"Please, take that piece of chocolate cake in the fridge, before Sean or I can get to it." Ellen waves a single free hand at Martin while he packs a bin the size of a picnic basket.
"Uh -- I think we'll be..." Hooper shrugs under her gaze. "...dissecting a carcass."
She smiles, wearied and a little far-away. "You don't have to take the cake along."
Outside, the tide comes in dark under the stars, eating the shore slow and spitting it up. Hooper tightly squeezes his own crossed arms. He has at least two pairs of goggles in his trunk of gear. His wetsuit is coiled at the bottom. He can't decide if it's more dangerous to ask a woman he just met if she has any tampons in the house or to jump into the Atlantic ocean with nothing.
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Hooper gets his period on Amity Island.
Like... all throughout the events of Jaws.
Bookmarked by NotALemon
30 Jun 2026
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The Turtledove and Goldfinch Sing by Nebbs_But_Spicy (Nebbbula)
Fandoms: Whiplash (2014)
29 Apr 2026
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Louis Armstrong said that if you have to ask what jazz is, you’ll never know, so I don’t bother asking. I just listen. And feel. Someday, when I have the time, I’ll study it like I did symphony. Like I did baroque, even.
Moisture seeps into the corners of Will’s eyes. He can’t dig his fingernails into his forearm, as blunt and stubby as they are, so he settles for scraping their trim edges into the thin skin of his wrist. Foolishly, he thought he’d be accustomed to grief by now. After his mom, before his fifth birthday. After Sean, just a week after his nineteenth. And now, after his—
A burst of percussion snaps Will out of his spiral.
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The one where a violinist tries to forget his freshly dead mentor, and in doing so, finds a drummer trying to forget his living one.
Bookmarked by NotALemon
28 Jun 2026