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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    On the flower-picking habits of James T. Kirk.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.

    Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)

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    English
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    12/12
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    03 Nov 2025

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    Jim Kirk, in what he believes must be Pike’s idea of a joke, ends up trapped on a long shuttle journey with a stuffy Vulcan named Spock. Spock is equally perturbed at having to spend his journey with an impertinent, baffling human. At least they’ll probably never see each other again. Probably.

    (Jim and Spock’s story told over the span of a decade, lovingly written by gunstreet and illustrated by lorvee)

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    15 Oct 2025

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    “I will not apologize for speaking the truth,” the child says. “However, I regret if that truth has offended you.”

    “Jesus Christ, kid,” Jim mutters.

    “I am not offended,” Spock responds, as blandly as he is able. “I was remiss in casting such hasty judgment upon your guardian.”

    ”Father,” she corrects.

    ”Your father,” he agrees.

    *****

    An academy AU + Tarsus aftermath fic in which James T. Kirk ends up accidentally parentally bonded to an orphaned Vulcan child. When the father/daughter duo enroll in Star Fleet, hijinks ensue (mostly at the expense of Spock’s previously immaculate but quickly deteriorating self-control).

    Winner of the 2025 Philon Award for a novel-length fic (!!!)

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    24 Jun 2025