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The Talamasca Cordially Invites You... by lexdelioncourt
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
26 Dec 2025
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Daniel can think of plenty of things he’d rather be doing than attending a Talamasca office party. Like getting his tonsils removed via his asshole, for instance.
He isn’t even really sure why he’s there. Well… yeah… he kind of is.
Sure, he’s already paid his dues to the Secret Order. He let them publish "Interview" under their imprint, let them edit the ever-loving shit out of it, let them use him to push their message about this whole Great Conversion thing (Daniel still cringes at the name—it’s a bit too Q-anon for his liking). He doesn’t owe the Talamasca shit, certainly not his presence at a fucking office party in fucking London where it’s cold as balls, and there’s a fucking blizzard blowing up outside.
There’s only one reason he’s bothered staying at least somewhat in their good graces. He let them use him, and now he’s going to use them right back. Because surely, someone at this fucking off-brand X-files hellhole must have some idea of where his fucking maker is.
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Or: Love wins when companionships new and old are stoked and rekindled at the world's worst office party.
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12 Jul 2026
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There's lots that I could say, but just hold me now... by lexdelioncourt
Fandom Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
08 Apr 2026
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12 Jul 2026
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Diamonds are a boy's best friend by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Oct 2024
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Daniel only has one ear pierced, like a dumbass. He’d done it himself, in 1978, to impress Armand, who then promptly yelled at him about hygiene and infections and then spent a week obsessively monitoring Daniel and reading books about tetanus and septicemia. So much for a sexy surprise.
Anyway, so Daniel got turned with only one ear pierced, and now this can never be fixed, which he has a feeling is a real brewing tragedy for Armand.
Armand, though, surprises him, because his beloved gremlin just loves doing that.
“That is not a problem,” he says with a shrug. “We can have them turned into clip-ons. Or, if you prefer, I can simply pierce your other ear anew whenever you wish to put them on.”
Okay, Armand sticking him with a needle, nice and slow, then probably licking off the blood before slipping the earring in for him? Every single time? Mark Daniel down as interested and horny.
Or: Daniel and Armand break into a billionaire's mansion, eat him, set some art on fire, and proceed to Have A Good Time TM.
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12 Jul 2026
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Question: Can an Immortal Meet Mortality? by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
29 Nov 2024
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Armand picks up the bag and upends it over the bed; he picks out the antibiotics and deposits the eight boxes in Daniel’s lap.
“What the fuck…”
“These are all different — which ones seem best suited to your predicament?”
“Predica— oh my god, man, you can’t be for real!”
Armand frowns. “Daniel, please. This is serious.”
“I mean… it’s really not.”
“Blood poisoning is, in fact, extremely serious, beloved. Now please, tell me, which of these should you take?”
“Uh, these are all pretty strong, I don’t need any of these.”
“Yes, you do.”
“It’s not healthy to take antibiotics for no reason!”
Looks like Armand will have to crush the pills into his food.
Or: Armand, the plagues and the wonders of medicine. And Daniel. So much Daniel.
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12 Jul 2026
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His hands smooth up and down Armand’s sides, eyes invariably drawn back to the bralette.
“Christ, this is so hot,” he growls.
He can’t seem to keep his hands off it, fingers exploring the lace, the contrast between fabric and skin. He holds Armand by the sides, staring with so much desire and reverence that Armand feels buoyed by it, made all-powerful. A thumb slips under the bottom hem of the bralette; a moment later, Daniel pinches it, snaps the elastic against Armand’s skin.
“Can I fuck you in it?” he murmurs, leaning in to nose at the decorative strap running over Armand’s shoulder.
“Yes,” Armand breathes. “Yes. Please.”
Or: Armand puts on a bralette and wears it to a party; Daniel is very calm, normal and hinged about it for 5.9k words.
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- Part 15 of A brick row house and two old men
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11 Jul 2026