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“I need you to have sex with me.”
Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. “Pardon?”
Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. “I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,” she muttered. “I’m bad in bed. I need practice.”
His lungs had entirely stopped working. “Practice,” he repeated dully.
“Yes, practice.”
“At sex.”
“At sex.”
“And you came to me why?”
“Because what else are we going to do here this month?”
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- Part 1 of call it what you want
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02 Aug 2023
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By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.
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21 Jul 2023
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After Dumbledore’s death, Draco Malfoy vanished without a trace. Ten years later he may have re-emerged as a robber of Muggle banks. Can a bushy-haired gal from Magical Law Enforcement find happiness in the arms of a grey-eyed Master Criminal?
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18 Jul 2023
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Mermaid Dramione AU.
It was his eyes that drew her - more silver than any coin she'd ever seen. She knew they were meant for one another. But keeping him alive on the ocean floor with its threatening beasts and her own inhospitable kind would prove more than either of them had ever imagined, and with more surprises than they'd bargained for.
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26 May 2023
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17 May 2023
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Five Times Draco Malfoy Accidentally Apparated into Hermione Granger's Bed... And the One Time He Meant To by thefrancakes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2023
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Draco’s breath hitches. He’s close to that sweet release that will make this day better. He’s falling into the deepness of the sort of orgasm that will melt his body and allow him to relax enough to finally sleep.
His bed is dark but welcoming, without so many goddamn pillows. It’s not the fluffy mess of clouds that Granger’s is, even if he’d like to put one of those pillows under her hips as he fucked her.
Dammit. He needs to stop thinking about her soft bed. He needs to stop thinking about Granger at all. He’s so hard, it hurts, even with his hand on himself, chasing release. He needs to–
"Malfoy, did you just Apparate into my bed?!"
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12 May 2023
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for all of the times i never could by femme_ecrivain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jun 2024
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Seven years ago, Hermione Granger gave evidence to the Wizengamot that helped keep Draco Malfoy out of Azkaban. Six years ago they completed their final year at Hogwarts - and since then there has been no contact between them. Hermione would be perfectly happy to keep it that way, but when a dangerous Dark object threatens the life of one of her dearest friends she has no choice but to seek Malfoy out and beg for his help.
What she discovers when she finds him is not at all what she expected and now she's intrigued - intrigued and determined not to let him disappear again before she's managed to uncover his secret. A secret Draco definitely does not want her finding out.
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11 May 2023
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Probably one of the best Draco in the Muggle world story
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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When a newly-spawned kitchen Dementor imprints on Draco Malfoy on both of their first days at Azkaban, it sets off a curious pattern of events never before seen in the dreaded wizard prison. Hermione Granger’s efforts to get to the bottom of the mysterious changes reveal there’s more to magic, and Malfoy, than she thought. With more trouble cooking up than meets the eye, can Hermione get Draco — and herself — out of harm’s way?
The Ratatouille-meets-Halloweentown Dramione you never asked for, and maybe never knew you needed.
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11 May 2023
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Hermione Granger does not make mistakes, at least not often. After making the biggest, dumbest, most horrible mistake of her life, Hermione must deal with the repercussions while keeping her relationship with her Auror partner, Draco Malfoy, strictly professional. He, of course, has other plans.
Amidst a resurgence in Death Eater activity, the likes of which Britain hasn’t seen since the First Wizarding War, Hermione will come to realize that the mistake she’s made with Draco might not be so bad at all. It just might be the best mistake.
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10 May 2023
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse Universe by rizzlewrites
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Feb 2026
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A place for all the LIATOTZA extras
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09 May 2023
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Hermione Granger is pissed as hell. She's just been informed by her father that she will not be appointed the next head of the Gryffindor Group when he retires. Instead, the coveted position goes to her Cousin Cormac, a man with a pet peacock and no prior experience. At her father’s 60th birthday celebration in Paris, the female CEO of Black Inc. encourages Hermione to take a more strategic approach to get what she wants…and to have some fun while she’s at it. That night, Hermione decides to do something completely out of character. She ends up alone in a room with a tall, tattooed, impossibly gorgeous stranger who provides her with the most memorable 30-45 minutes of her life. (DhrTwt gift to celebrate 5k).
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09 May 2023
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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by rizzlewrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2022
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After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain. (Alternate ending: 'La Vie En Rose', Audiobook by ETL.Echo.Audiobooks).
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“Promise you’ll call if something goes awry?” he asked between kisses. “Send me a patronus. That’s something you Order of the Phoenix people can do.”
“Okay,” she said. “But you really don’t have to be the hero all the time. I have enough of those in my life.”
“I’ve not ever been,” he murmured into her skin, kissing her jaw and down to her neck. She sucked in a breath as he did. “But I’d like to be for you.”
“Just be Draco,” she whispered back, pulling his face up to hers seriously. “Please.”
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Draco Malfoy is haunted by the war. Living a quiet, solitary post-war life, he is resigned to watching the Golden Girl shine from afar...
Hermione Granger has tried to leave the war behind, throwing herself wholeheartedly in her research at the Department of Mysteries...
But when a mysterious time traveller catapults into her lab, fate intervenes, irrevocably setting both herself and Draco down a dangerous path subduing a neo-Death Eater movement, dodging Rita Skeeter's pesky camera, and protecting the fragile stability of the strings of the universe... all while falling in love.
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02 May 2023
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Prepare to feel all the sweetness, angst, and edge of your seat excitement. Buckle up!
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Sentient Structures by aCanadianMuggle
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In, The Librarian (Movies)
01 Oct 2025
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A series exploring the sentience of structures in the Harry Potter Universe.
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02 May 2023
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One Ring-y Ding-y by aCanadianMuggle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In
01 May 2023
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Draco Malfoy is trying to enter the ministry of magic. The telephone booth has other ideas.
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- Part 3 of Sentient Structures
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02 May 2023
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Draco Malfoy, seller of fine (and very unusual) chocolate, has a last minute customer on Valentine’s night.
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02 May 2023
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Murder in Hogsmeade! Draco read the headline, then the article, knowing that The Daily Prophet was mostly speculating on the death of the child. He had been the one to find the boy, had been the one to capture the supposed murderer. Draco had been in the right place at the right time, or maybe it was the wrong place, wrong time. Because of it, the dead boy, he is speaking to Granger again after over ten years. Draco Malfoy, father, head of the ancient Malfoy Apothecaries, still mourns his beloved wife. But suddenly, he hears Astoria's voice more, and she's telling him to endear himself, again, to Hermione Granger. Would something like a child's murder bring him something worth living for after his wife's death?
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