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    "My point is that Rozanov, like, talks Shane down before he even realizes he’s panicking. He makes him snacks with fucking buckwheat in them and he even gets Shane to take a day off once in a blue moon. He’s an asshole,” Hayden says. “He’s obnoxious and rude and frankly, unpleasant. I’m not saying he’s a good guy. But he is a good husband.”

    Or: 5 times Hayden defends Ilya behind his back, +1 time he defends Ilya in front of him

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov posts a video proving his dog is smarter than his husband's cat. It escalates.
    Within 72 hours, the team mascot has been publicly humiliated, WeRateDogs chimes in, and Shane is finding out on camera—mid-sip, baby strapped to his chest—that his dog speaks French.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Scott: I’ve been getting asked if it’s me. I considered denying but if we all deny and one person doesn’t, that sort of gives their identity away and I’m not sure they want that.
    Ilya: Everyone thinks is me. My agent asked if I want to comment too
    Scott: Wait, it's not you?
    Ilya: Maybe 🤔 Or maybe not 🤪
    Eric: What?

    Or: When Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, chaos and damage control ensue. A story told through texts, tweets, and one pretentious Variety article.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    When Stede Bonnet moves to a small, coastal town in Maine to open up a plant shop, his expectations for how it will go are pretty tame. Lucky for him, Ed Teach is an expert in subverting expectations.

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    11 Jul 2024

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    a motorcycle au 🏍️💐// Part 1 of 3 (?)

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    Stede Bonnet is a divorced dad who works as a master gardener for a sunny seaside town's parks department. Edward “Blackbeard” Teach is a notorious ex-bounty hunter and motorcycle club leader who hangs out at Jackie's Bar every weekend.

    They're both in desperate need of a change.

    They find each other.

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    The inane adventures of two strangers to friends to lovers as they learn about life, the open road, emotional vulnerability, and each other. Featuring lots of knowing smiles, relationship building, sunny beaches, emotional fist fights, and fun summer barbeques.

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    11 Jul 2024