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    "My point is that Rozanov, like, talks Shane down before he even realizes he’s panicking. He makes him snacks with fucking buckwheat in them and he even gets Shane to take a day off once in a blue moon. He’s an asshole,” Hayden says. “He’s obnoxious and rude and frankly, unpleasant. I’m not saying he’s a good guy. But he is a good husband.”

    Or: 5 times Hayden defends Ilya behind his back, +1 time he defends Ilya in front of him

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov posts a video proving his dog is smarter than his husband's cat. It escalates.
    Within 72 hours, the team mascot has been publicly humiliated, WeRateDogs chimes in, and Shane is finding out on camera—mid-sip, baby strapped to his chest—that his dog speaks French.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Scott: I’ve been getting asked if it’s me. I considered denying but if we all deny and one person doesn’t, that sort of gives their identity away and I’m not sure they want that.
    Ilya: Everyone thinks is me. My agent asked if I want to comment too
    Scott: Wait, it's not you?
    Ilya: Maybe 🤔 Or maybe not 🤪
    Eric: What?

    Or: When Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, chaos and damage control ensue. A story told through texts, tweets, and one pretentious Variety article.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    When Stede Bonnet moves to a small, coastal town in Maine to open up a plant shop, his expectations for how it will go are pretty tame. Lucky for him, Ed Teach is an expert in subverting expectations.

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    11 Jul 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 99

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    a motorcycle au 🏍️💐// Part 1 of 3 (?)

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    Stede Bonnet is a divorced dad who works as a master gardener for a sunny seaside town's parks department. Edward “Blackbeard” Teach is a notorious ex-bounty hunter and motorcycle club leader who hangs out at Jackie's Bar every weekend.

    They're both in desperate need of a change.

    They find each other.

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    The inane adventures of two strangers to friends to lovers as they learn about life, the open road, emotional vulnerability, and each other. Featuring lots of knowing smiles, relationship building, sunny beaches, emotional fist fights, and fun summer barbeques.

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    11 Jul 2024

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    When Ed gets stuck behind the same slow driver for a long stretch of his road trip through the Pacific Northwest, that's one thing. When he finds himself at the same rest stop as the offending driver, it's quite another.

    This Stede guy is a bit of a lunatic. But when Ed crosses paths with him again several days later, this time stranded on the side of the highway and in need of some assistance, Ed winds up on a slightly different road trip than the one he'd planned to take—with a man he absolutely doesn't plan to fall in love with.

    Clearly, plans change.

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    11 Jul 2024

  7. Public Bookmark 55

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    Just pixels, far as the eye can see. Pixelly sky and pixelly sea. Pixelly boats to sail on the endless squares of blue. Pixel people regurgitating pixel script to him, over and over and over again.

    But Ed’s got an inkling, based on absolutely fuck all, that ‘Stede’ is not one of them. ‘Stede’ doesn’t feel like one of them.

    (or: Ed is trapped in a pirate video game. Maybe Stede is too?)

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    23 Apr 2024

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    A modern alternate universe series that explores the question: “What if they met after coming home to themselves a bit first?”

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    09 Apr 2024

  9. Public Bookmark 99

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    Blaine has spent most of his life feeling like the only thing people notice about him is that he stutters. He’s working hard to overcome his (mostly self created) roadblocks when he meets Kurt in an online class the summer after his freshman year of college.

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    04 Oct 2023

  10. Public Bookmark 36

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    Part 2 of the 'Ride' Verse - Kurt and Blaine are starting their senior year together at Pace High School of the Performing Arts. With their summer ending and a new chapter in their lives beginning , the boys will learn that growing up and falling in love is so much more than 'a walk in the park'.

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    13 Dec 2019

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    Blaine sends his Topics in Contemporary Music mid-term essay to the wrong e-mail address, writing an extra m where it was supposed to read Humel. Kurt, spending a semester abroad in Paris, is having a challenging night of essay writing and procrastination, and goes a little bit beyond letting Blaine know he got the wrong person, sparking what will soon be described as a "weird pen-palish thing we got going on" that takes them both by surprise and leaves them hopeful and giddy.

    Warning: Small mentions of Finn and his death.

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    03 Nov 2019

  12. This has been deleted, sorry!

    28 May 2019

  13. Public Bookmark 91

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    09 Dec 2018

  14. Public Bookmark 69

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    What do you say when your very straight friend tells you he wants to know what it's like to kiss a guy and all you want to say is "kiss me".
    Kurt is secretly in love with his best friend Blaine. He's recently figured out he's gay, but hasn't told anyone. Especially not Blaine. Or his girlfriend.
    Blaine is confused and in denial about why he wants to kiss Kurt. He's not gay. He has a long line of girlfriends to prove that.
    Both are scared what it will do to their friendship if the other finds out.

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    06 Sep 2018

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    A hate crime leaves Blaine damaged and Kurt refuses to let it bring them down.

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    13 Jul 2018

  16. Public Bookmark 22

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    What if McKinley existed in a universe where everyone is born with a daemon? The meeting of Kurt and Blaine, the confrontation in the locker room; how are things different when your soul is there beside you?

    S2E6 Never Been Kissed, fused with His Dark Materials daemon-mythos.

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    06 Sep 2017

  17. This has been deleted, sorry!

    26 Jul 2017

  18. Public Bookmark 67

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    In which Kurt gets drunk AF and tells the story of how he and Blaine got together.

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    16 Jun 2017

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    In an alternate universe, all babies are born with a level of empathic sensitivity to others; an ability to sense emotions, to glimpse deep into a person's soul with just a kiss. Except Kurt Hummel. Registering at a mere 0.5 on the Hawkins Scale of Empathic Sensitivity, Kurt has resigned himself to a lonely life, empty of touch or true love. That is, until the mysterious Blaine Anderson transfers to McKinley, and everything Kurt thought he knew was changed. But finding love is never easy, even in a world where everyone’s emotions are shared. This is the story of the boy who could not feel, and the boy who felt too much.

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    22 May 2017

  20. Public Bookmark 28

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    Blaine and Kurt growing up in conversations about sex. Canon compliant from early!klaine right through to our American Boys hanging out in their loft.

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    2,368

    30 Apr 2017

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