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  1. Rec 92

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    Malfoy and Hermione are locked in an unrelenting workplace rivalry.

    Harry is really fucking fed up with hearing about it. For entirely normal reasons.

    Reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Malfoy seems to have found himself a new nemesis, and Harry isn't sure how he feels about being replaced.

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    14 Jul 2026

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  2. Rec 41

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    Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are friends. They do almost everything together and that's totally not weird. They're not codependent or anything. They're normal, platonic friends.

    Only, are they?

    Or, Draco Malfoy picks the exact worst moment to realise he's in love with Harry Potter. (It's when Draco is literally inside him).

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    13 Jul 2026

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  3. Rec 51

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    “You’re holding up the line.” Draco rips the receipt with a flourish and hands it (a little too theatrically) to Harry. “So, if you’re done with the request pertaining to my position in this establishment, I should ask you to step to the end of the counter until your order is ready.”

    Still a wanker, then.

    “Mm. Then I’ll also have a cappuccino.” Someone groans behind him, then whispers something unintelligible. The door pings again. Draco looks like he’s going to take off his little white hat and throw it to the ground.

    In that moment, Harry has a very vivid image (call it a premonition) of how Draco Malfoy would go all pliant and stay exactly how Harry puts him while Harry’s giving him the pounding of his life.

    Harry grins.

    OR: Harry bumps into Draco a few years after the war. Featuring: himbo Harry’s shameless flirting, and Draco Malfoy in a little white baker hat.

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    12 Jul 2026

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  4. Rec 22

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    Being turned into a vampire hadn't been that bad at first.
    The blood lust was manageable, if annoying. The sun sensitivity was barely worse than before. And the aesthetic? Sublime.
    When Draco returns to work and discovers that Harry Potter smells like everything he has ever wanted, his carefully maintained composure lasts approximately four minutes. The vampire living inside him has opinions about this that Draco is finding increasingly difficult to argue with.
    A mate bond. An ill-timed raid. A decision made in seconds that will last a lifetime, or more.
    In the end, it's you and me.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Dracoula 🤣

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    Harry’s pregnancy cravings were endearing. Most of the time.

    Draco, the marvellous husband that he was, had happily fulfilled each request. The fact that they nearly always ended up providing him with his own dessert, was just the cherry on top.

    Snapshots of Harry’s pregnancy told through pregnancy cravings.

    Also sex. So. Much. Food. Sex.

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    07 Jun 2026

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