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Saving the World, One Blowjob at a Time by professorTodd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jan 2026
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“Of all the arrogant, self-important pricks,” Harry fumed, slamming his bookbag down on the chair next to Alphard. The only thing keeping him from shouting was the librarian’s wrath.
Alphard blinked up at him. “Who did what?”
“Tom Riddle,” Harry sneered. “Who does he think he is ordering me around, telling me what to eat and when to study? I’m eight—sixteen years old!” he amended. “He’ll be trying to issue a bloody bedtime next!”
Alphard looked confused. “Tom? I didn’t even know you knew each other.”
“He assigned himself to be my bloody mentor,” Harry grumbled. “Like I need a babysitter.”
Alphard’s mouth dropped open. “Tom is your alpha? But he’s never taken an omega before!”
Harry winced at what he was pretty sure were sex terms. “No. I’m not calling him that.”
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Harry goes back in time to stop everyone from dying and ends up in a weird Slytherin hierarchy and saving the world by distracting the future dark lord with sex.
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Bishop Takes Knight—Historical Suit of Armor Disappears Without A Trace!
Nolan can’t help but trace his fingers over the grainy image beneath the headline, the familiar business card, and the even more familiar shape stamped on it. The Bishop. Our bishop, he thinks, and shudders a little bit, feeling strangely indecent sitting out here in public touching his fingers to the image of his soulmark, their soulmark, a shape that must have been copied faithfully from the naked skin of his other half.
There in the paper, for anyone to look at—but not for anyone else to understand. A secret message just for him. Intimate and brazen; connecting them across countries, timezones, crime scenes.
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Or, Nolan thinks he's been flirting with his soulmate-slash-professional rival for the last few years until he realizes he actually has two soulmates. And they've already found each other.
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- Part 1 of Notice Me Not
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What if before making his proposition of partnership to Alastor, Vox went to Alastor's good friend to ask for advice?
And Mimzy, knowing exactly how such a proposition would end, advised Vox to use the best assets he had on him - his voobs?
Alastor never stood a chance.Inspired by a tumblr post:
I know this advice is like, 70 years too late, but tbh Vox you should have spent less time practicing your speech and complimenting Alastor and just took off your silly little vest and unbuttoned the top like 3 or 4 buttons of your shirt, and then crossed your arms and leaned forward and then made your cute digital eyes as big as possible before asking your question.
You were already puffing out your chest you should have just committed to it a little more.Bookmarked by Percy666
27 Apr 2026
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I really wanna see those pictures 😭😭😭✨️✨️✨️✨️👌👌👌👌👌🤤🤤🤤🤤👏👏👏👏
Fantastic fic 👌 👏 👍 😍 💯 -
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Pawbert is protective of his territory. And that territory happens to be one Gary De'Snake.
(Pawbert has a breakdown at a party cause of his extreme daddy issues)
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- Part 1 of Lynxes are Highly Territorial
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Still A Genius by BrilliantLady
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
24 Mar 2026
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Ten-year-old Tony Stark wakes up locked in a bedroom and very confused. A computerized voice assures him that everything is fine and he’s just been hit with a magic spell and should stay put. He’s not an idiot though and won’t fall for such lies. Obviously, as the heir to Stark Industries, he’s been kidnapped. And he’s not the only child who’s been abducted!
“Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?”