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    Jaskier gets fired from his job as a professor at Oxenfurt because of his political views, though the official excuse is that he plagiarised a fellow professor’s work.

    Assets seized in reparation, and with nothing more than the belongings he can carry, he ends up accepting a job interview to teach at Kaer Morhen. The school is high up in the mountains, considerably smaller than Oxenfurt, and teaches a far more exotic population of students.

    Jaskier has never even met an elf, or a dwarf, or a dragon for that matter. Not to mention anything about the school’s legendary guardians, who, as it happens, don’t seem to like him at all. He can understand. After all, Oxenfurt is far from friendly to anyone that isn’t human. If they don't seem to expect much better from him, he'll just have to show them.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    "C.C Haly was warned about Gotham. In a city ridden with crime, you must keep an eye on your things. If it weren’t for one of Gotham’s characters breaking out of its feared asylum and wreaking havoc on the city, the circus would have kept a better eye on their equipment. As it stands, Haly is now staring at the empty spot the trapeze equipment is supposed to be in, feeling bewildered and annoyed. Who has any use for trapeze equipment outside the circus? Better yet, how had no one seen the large platforms being moved out of the tent?"

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    When the trapeze equipment is inexplicably stolen the day before the first performance of Haly’s Circus in Gotham, the members rush to build a makeshift setup that is fairly stable, albeit lower to the ground than it usually is. Therefore, when Zucco sabotages the gear, John and Mary Grayson don’t make an orphan out of their son.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    10 Jul 2025

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    One by one everyone realises that Jaskier is more than just a pretty face.

    Chapter 1: Eskel learns not to underestimate the lengths Jaskier is willing to go to protect Geralt
    Chapter 2: Lambert learns a valuable lesson in not using the 'B' word
    Chapter 3: Aiden gains a partner in crime
    Chapter 4: Vesemir realises that the bard has his own version of hunting

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    23 Jan 2025

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    Three and a Half days & all associated works!

    No update schedule at the moment, currently going through a major edit!

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    15 Oct 2024