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    The problem was that everyone who played for Boston, except for Ilya, was like a million years old and had forgotten what fun was, if they’d ever known. They were all, like, married with kids and their idea of a good time was a barbecue where they drank a few flat weak-ass beers and or went golfing. Ilya just wanted to have fun, okay? He just wanted to live.

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    Ilya gets traded to Montreal. Everything goes better than expected.

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    Caitlin
    ok this IS earth shattering news

    Caitlin
    the concept of the worst team in the league getting ilya rozanov because some random girl managed to lock down “russia’s greatest love machine” and have him so whipped that he moves to OTTAWA??

    Caitlin
    like who the fuck is this girl?????

    Cassie
    Literally all I know is that her name is Jane

    Caitlin
    who the fuck are you jane!!!!!!

    (the ottawa wag chat finds out about jane. cue them finding out little bits of jane lore until some things add up)

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    "How did you get?" Ilya says, keeping his voice low. The dead weight of Shane's head means he's probably close to drifting off.

    He moves his hand from between Shane's shoulder blades to trace the raised scar tissue on his shoulder.

    Shane pulls back from his absentminded nuzzling. He frowns in confusion at the question, scrunching up his nose and those freckles that Ilya adores.

    "Wha-? Oh, that," says Shane, eyes catching on the scar on his shoulder. "Hockey, of course."

    set after episode 6 at the cottage, where a discussion of scars takes place. shane finds out that some scars are worse than others.

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    “I know Ilya, I’m trying.” Shane tries to hide his exhaustion from his tone.

    “Could try harder, no?” Ilya raises an eyebrow.  

    “I get it, okay?” Shane pushes back, letting his enervation show this time. “I’m trying, but it’s hard. I guess I just need something that sticks. Something to hold me accountable. Consequences.”

    “I can help, with consequences.” Ilya shrugs easily, his voice free from any inclination of teasing. 

    “What, you wanna punish me?” Shane smiles, raising his eyebrows and pulls Ilya’s hand from his thigh up to his mouth to kiss it. “Spank me every time I people please?” 

    Shane can’t help but to chuckle at himself.
     
    “Would that help you?” Ilya’s voice is flat and serious. 
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    Or Shane jokes about needing consequences to motivate him to stop people pleasing. Ilya takes him seriously and offers to help.

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    While Shane is out talking with his mom about his sexuality and her unquestionable acceptance, Ilya and his father are inside having a heart-to-heart of their own.

    Shane's father is so… nice. Easy, kind. Not constantly demanding that Ilya performs more, provides more, gives more, wins more, more, more, more—

    "So, uh." Shane's father cuts through the fog of Ilya's thoughts. "How do you feel about all of this?"

    What sort of question was that? "Uh, good, I guess." Ilya shrugs, before remembering that David's son is probably out there having a panic attack with his crying wife.

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