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What the hell, Peter?! by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 May 2025
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“Hey, ‘Pool, remember what you said when we first met?”
“About how adorable you were in your Tobey Maguire movies?”
“What? No, you never said that. Tobey Who?”
“Ah, never mind, that was in the comics, I think it was Cable & Deadpool #24? Hmmm… Oh, wait, I remember, I was telling you about how you had the finest ass I’d ever—”
“No,” Spider-Man cuts in, firmly. “No, Deadpool, it was like, after all that. After we fought together for the first time, remember what you said?” He motions with his hands as though he was trying to prompt the right response.
“Oh! That you were so cute and awesome, you could get a free hit on the house— oh,” His white lenses widen with realization, then squint in confusion. “Wait, Spider-Man wants to call in a hit on someone?”
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As Parker luck would have it, it's awfully hard for Peter to die. He's tried everything he can think of: hanging, drowning, overdosing, gassing, cutting... He's been blessed with the powers of a spider and the immortality of a goddamn cockroach. In a final, desperate attempt to end his life, he asks Deadpool to put out a hit on a seemingly ordinary civilian: Peter Parker.
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- Part 1 of Peter Parker is Totally Mentally Stable
- Part 2 of If I Have to Suffer, Then so Does Peter Parker
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- 12,547
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- 4/4
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19 Jun 2026
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"Simon had never seen a pair of kinder eyes starring down at him from above, viscerally ripping him apart with their compassion and tenderness."
Or rather, has anyone ever kissed you so sweetly and loved you so tenderly it overwhelmed you and shook you to your core? For Simon, never on the receiving end of such affection in his life, he can't help but implode under the nuclear affections of Dr. Ryland Grace.
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06 Jun 2026
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A Creature in the Woods by sp00kworm
Fandoms: Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Alien vs Predator (2004), Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predators (2010)
25 Feb 2020
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The Predator watched from above, flicking from heat vision to enhanced zoom to watch you pick up the shivering animal. He silently watched you re-hide the creature and felt something akin to annoyance as you snapped the wire away from the tree and scowled, cursing the hunters for their traps. A deer would break its leg getting caught in such a trap. The Yautja pressed his wrist and pointed the screen towards you, your vitals and information quickly being noted by the contraption, recording you for later reference, as you freed and cut away snares around the area. Dau-Ih'kui hung from the branch, his feet pressed against the bark as he lowered himself closer, watching you move around in the trees, cloaked and invisible as he silently stood in the leaves. You almost grazed his arm as you rushed past, huffing and grumbling, your glove wrapped with the wires from his snares for little edible creatures. The male felt like growling as you detached his snares. He needed to eat, and the small stash of cooked bear meat wouldn’t last him a month. He watched you leave, your human shape swaying through the trees, and wondered if you would be back to spoil his other hunting spots.
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10 Mar 2025
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planet earth turns slowly by luckiercharms
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
02 Oct 2023
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“April?”
“I’m almost done!”
“April, how much have I had to drink tonight?”
“… Why?”
“There’s a turtle man on your floor??”
“Shit. One sec.”
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20 Jul 2024
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Mikey's a God? That's Badass by Origami_Nami
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
02 Jun 2023
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21 Jun 2024