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    Shane was twelve when hockey scouts started showing up to his games. He was barely fifteen when a check went horribly wrong, fucked his knee to hell and gave him a grade III concussion. During rehab he found swimming, and he was seventeen when he went to the Olympics as a relay-only swimmer who only swam the prelims.

    He’s 24 and working for his mom’s sports PR company when he meets Ilya Fucking Rozanov.

    May contain: Shane Hollander navigating what it means to be mostly normal when your whole childhood was about preparing you for greatness. Shane Hollander attempting to flirt. Possibly less than 100% accurate descriptions of what a sports PR agent does.

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    Set around the end of 2023/early 2024, a married Ilya and Shane confront Shane's recurring fantasies by seeking out somewhere to explore watching and being watched, and discover a private club in Ottawa called Le Chaton. They get more than they expected when they find the right audience, and Shane winds up understanding the benefits of being seen.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    “I think I could make you come untouched,” Shane said unprompted one morning, as casually as one would regale their dinner plans that evening.

    “I don’t want you in my ass, Hollander,” Ilya replied bluntly once he’d gotten his bearings, and Shane furrowed his brow.

    “Not like that,” Shane had said, leaning in and unknowingly emphasizing the light flush already forming on his cheeks. “With hypnosis. I think I could make you come with just my words.”

    Ilya scoffed at him; his immediate thought was that it wouldn’t work. Even when he agreed to their regular relaxing sessions, taking on a sultry edge, he had his doubts. Now, meeting Shane’s confident gaze and already feeling the effects of his gentle voice guiding Ilya towards an altered state of consciousness, his doubts were quiet. All his thoughts had grown syrupy and hard to reach.

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    Shane tries to make Ilya come just from being hypnotized

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    “What makes him your best client?” Kip asks.

    “He’s nice, his dog is well behaved, the apartment is insane, and he has a very set schedule. It’s not a daily gig, it’s kind of random. You have to stay at his place in the Upper West Side a few times a week, but again, the apartment is amazing. He’s some kind of athlete? So the schedule is also nuts. But he gives, like, six months of dates in advance.” Maria answers.

    A set schedule of dates works for Kip, who is, these days, trying to make his own schedule.

    “And,” Maria smiles wide, “I think you’ll like him.”

    That beatific expression will come back to him, five days later, when he meets Scott Hunter for the first time.

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    Kip Grady is a PhD student who takes a side-gig walking Scott Hunter's dog. Along the way: the precarity of academia vs hockey; keeping something good at arm's length despite an innate desire for safety and love; gratuitous metaphors about both.

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    08 Apr 2026