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    Shane was twelve when hockey scouts started showing up to his games. He was barely fifteen when a check went horribly wrong, fucked his knee to hell and gave him a grade III concussion. During rehab he found swimming, and he was seventeen when he went to the Olympics as a relay-only swimmer who only swam the prelims.

    He’s 24 and working for his mom’s sports PR company when he meets Ilya Fucking Rozanov.

    May contain: Shane Hollander navigating what it means to be mostly normal when your whole childhood was about preparing you for greatness. Shane Hollander attempting to flirt. Possibly less than 100% accurate descriptions of what a sports PR agent does.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Set around the end of 2023/early 2024, a married Ilya and Shane confront Shane's recurring fantasies by seeking out somewhere to explore watching and being watched, and discover a private club in Ottawa called Le Chaton. They get more than they expected when they find the right audience, and Shane winds up understanding the benefits of being seen.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    13 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 57

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    “I think I could make you come untouched,” Shane said unprompted one morning, as casually as one would regale their dinner plans that evening.

    “I don’t want you in my ass, Hollander,” Ilya replied bluntly once he’d gotten his bearings, and Shane furrowed his brow.

    “Not like that,” Shane had said, leaning in and unknowingly emphasizing the light flush already forming on his cheeks. “With hypnosis. I think I could make you come with just my words.”

    Ilya scoffed at him; his immediate thought was that it wouldn’t work. Even when he agreed to their regular relaxing sessions, taking on a sultry edge, he had his doubts. Now, meeting Shane’s confident gaze and already feeling the effects of his gentle voice guiding Ilya towards an altered state of consciousness, his doubts were quiet. All his thoughts had grown syrupy and hard to reach.

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    Shane tries to make Ilya come just from being hypnotized

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    09 Apr 2026

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    “What makes him your best client?” Kip asks.

    “He’s nice, his dog is well behaved, the apartment is insane, and he has a very set schedule. It’s not a daily gig, it’s kind of random. You have to stay at his place in the Upper West Side a few times a week, but again, the apartment is amazing. He’s some kind of athlete? So the schedule is also nuts. But he gives, like, six months of dates in advance.” Maria answers.

    A set schedule of dates works for Kip, who is, these days, trying to make his own schedule.

    “And,” Maria smiles wide, “I think you’ll like him.”

    That beatific expression will come back to him, five days later, when he meets Scott Hunter for the first time.

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    Kip Grady is a PhD student who takes a side-gig walking Scott Hunter's dog. Along the way: the precarity of academia vs hockey; keeping something good at arm's length despite an innate desire for safety and love; gratuitous metaphors about both.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Refusing to let Ilya ruin his career by signing with Ottawa, Shane chooses to really give their relationship a try and moves to Boston to live with Ilya and become a Raider. What follows is enough public scrutiny and backlash from his team that it has him questioning if he made the right decision. Until moments with Ilya and the Raiders show him exactly why he chose correctly.

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    Hayden’s eyes flickered to Shane as he sat on the bench, chewing on the edge of his mouth guard.

    “Don’t fucking look at him,” Ilya insisted as he bent down for the faceoff.

    “Excuse me?” Hayden mumbled, eyes darting back to him.

    “You heard me,” he retorted, his tone clipped. “He’s not your teammate anymore; he’s mine. If you think Marlow is a problem to your game, wait until you see what I will do to your team if you hurt anyone on mine again.”

    Hayden scoffed, dipping his head as he tried to focus on the game. Something about Ilya’s words still rang through his head though, sounding so definitive that he didn’t want to risk seeing what he was actually referring to when he said that.

    The puck dropped again, and Ilya stole it before he could comprehend how quickly it happened.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Shane is crumpled motionless on the ground, curled in a ball, with Comeau kneeling on him, just hitting him. And hitting and hitting and throwing so many blows that Illya can’t count. He can’t see Shane’s face, but he very much can see that there’s blood on the ice. Blood on the toe Comeau’s skate. Blood flying from his knuckles. The puck is scattered away from them, as are their sticks.

    The entire arena is silent. Waiting for Comeau to stop screaming and hitting. Waiting for Shane to move. Waiting for someone to move.

    OR:
    the first Montreal vs. Ottawa game post-long game when Shane has joined the team goes...less than well when the Voyagers decide to play dirty. The Centaurs grapple with the aftermath.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    "I'm calling it 'Adopt a Stray,'" Cliff announced, pacing the rug. "Tomorrow night. Boston vs. Montreal. We announce a new 'tradition.' We say that Boston has noticed that not every team is as close as ours. We say we’re looking for 'strays'—players who aren’t really accepted by their team, always seem an outcast, that need a little extra team bonding or whatever. And the first 'stray' we’re adopting? Is Shane Hollander."

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    22 Mar 2026

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    In Vegas, after they’d said everything right up to the edge of I love you, Shane and Ilya came up with a plan. It was long term, with many, many steps. There might be a spreadsheet somewhere that Shane won’t admit to.

    But it’s a plan, nonetheless. Over the summer of 2014, they tweak it and add things important to the both of them. There are even many, extensive, contingency plans.

    OR

    Thanks to Shane's small lie the first time they hooked up, Shane and Ilya are together years earlier. Now, they have to figure out what to do about it.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Shane and Ilya already know each other’s bodies, habits, and scars. Yet, there are still things to be discovered in marriage. Music becomes the place where Shane still hides, and where Ilya realizes there are rooms in his husband's mind he hasn’t unlocked, not because Shane kept them secret, but because no one ever asked to listen.

    or; Shane Hollander's music choices and Ilya's discovery of Shane's autism and their shared experiences post-cannon.

    Here is the Spotify Playlist for anyone interested!
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2t9O9XqtauF0q0XeB0yVoC?si=xfXmI9OnTXyuoQDRhJDD9A&pi=obZKC4olTduKH

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    27 Feb 2026

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    There’s no humor in Shane’s voice. It’s cold, hard, determined. “When we meet them on the ice next season, I want to fucking destroy them.”

    After a moment, he feels Ilya nod thoughtfully behind him.

    “Is good plan. Let’s fucking destroy them.”

    The Montreal Voyageurs won't stop slinging mud at Shane in the press, so Shane and Ilya decide to get revenge the best way they know how.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Four times Ilya Rozanov reminded everyone exactly who the fuck they were dealing with (spoiler: still an asshole, still elite, still not going anywhere), and one time he didn’t have to be anything except soft.

    Or being out didn’t make him nicer. Being married didn’t make him softer. Being older didn’t make him weaker. And being a father? Well. That’t when things get complicated.

    (He’s really good at that last part. Don’t tell anyone.)

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    07 Jan 2026

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    But the seconds passed, and Nightwing didn’t appear. A chill passed through Slade as he approached the daemon and crouched beside her, the truth rapidly becoming evident. She was alone.

    A rooftop meeting turns into a rescue mission and then leads to a deeper conspiracy than Slade was expecting--as well as some interesting revelations about his relationship with Dick Grayson along the way.

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    04 Oct 2024

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    “It’s some young guy,” she said. “Or, like, not super young. Our age, I think. Maybe a little older? From out of town. Or he is now, but used to be from here.”

    “What? Who is?”

    “That bought the Radioshack. Turning it into a bookstore? Some guy,” Robin continued. “That’s why Vickie even knows. They were trying to keep it all hush-hush because he didn’t want to buy it without, like, zoning permissions so he could do a full scale remodel to turn it into a bookstore. Otherwise he didn’t see a point, or so Vickie said Mrs Wheeler said.”

    Or: Steve owns a movie theater, and a bookstore moves in across the street.

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    21 Mar 2024

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    It's six months after the fall of the absolute and Halsin is still fighting the shadow curse alone. Gale didn't quite feel like that was fair. After all, everyone else in their merry little band got their happy ending. Why shouldn't Halsin get one of his own?

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    13 Mar 2024

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    Merlin has many talents and secrets - some humorous, some deadly. Eggsy and Roxy slowly discover a few.

    And Eggsy learns one thing about himself.

    Fun and fluff for chapter one.

    Action, and Merlin backstory in chapter two.

    Nursemaid Merlin and lots of snuggles for chapter three.

    Chapter four and five were originally one but at over ten thousands words just had to split in two. SMUTTERY! You've been warned :)

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    26 Feb 2024

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    Halsin doesn't really need to see what's happening in that storeroom to know what's going on. The two had snuck out to have fun, which they couldn't have with the room above's layout.
    He in fact, doesn't need to go look, at all.

    …But there's a curiosity in him that burns in his chest, spreading warmth into his face.
    It'd been a moment since he'd been intimate with anyone- much less heard any talk of it from the party he adventured with. The fact that Gale and Astarion, two men who had seemingly done nothing but bicker any time they were paired together, were sneaking off with each other in the middle of the night gave Halsin a great curiosity indeed.

    So he stands from his chair and carefully makes his way to the storeroom. Making sure to bump into no one, to make as little as noise as possible- hoping that no one would notice him walking to the storeroom as well.
    Just a glance, he tells himself.
    Only for a moment, then I'll leave them to themselves.

    A collection of fragments in time from Halsin's years spent with Gale and Astarion.

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    11 Jan 2024

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    Now that Baldur's Gate is no longer under threat, there is time to think about personal connections. Things done, things said, and things that - perhaps - should be reconsidered.

    Gale Dekarios looks to extend an olive branch to Halsin after a rocky falling-out over his reaction to the Archdruid's proposal. To make Tav happy, he is willing to break bread.

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    08 Nov 2023

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    Sokka's the high school drop-out and closet nerd working at his sister's coffee shop - Zuko is the gorgeous rich guy who comes in three times a week and orders cinnamon tea. Sokka may or may not have his entire schedule memorized.

    Thank god for Star Wars.

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    14 Jun 2023

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    Cody had no idea that in helping Obi-Wan stop Maul from terrorizing Mandalore, that he would end up becoming the ruler of an entire planetary system. Yet here he is, suddenly Mand’alor and now stuck in a political quagmire while he attempts to gain rights and recognition for all of the Vod’e. All while helping Obi-Wan recover from the loss of his leg, and finally exploring a relationship with said man, who he had been in love with almost since the start of the war.

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    22 Mar 2023

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