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"Your clan has produced two great geniuses," said Koharu. "It is your obligation as Hokage to expand on this success and reestablish the Hatakes as a substantial presence in Konoha."
Kakashi doesn't care much about the family name, but he does want kids. A family. People to protect. Technically he has the capability to make that happen. The only problem is that he doesn't have a partner, and also the thought of getting pregnant makes him feel sick.
Luckily, Gai has a solution.
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08 Jul 2026
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"You're forty-five," said Gai—a little vindictively, because it was funny to see Kakashi rear back in shock every time and Gai deserved to get something out of this experience. "You're mostly retired, except you took a B-rank mission to 'keep yourself fit' and managed to get yourself kicked in the back of the head by some no-name missing nin who isn't even in the Bingo Book. And now you've forgotten half your life and you keep getting up and causing problems instead of lying down and getting better."
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Kakashi and Gai are young, dumb, and caught up in the feelings of their youth. Gai is incredibly soft, and Kakashi finds it both incredibly hot and incredibly embarrassing.
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05 Jul 2026
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Dark hair swung around the man's chiseled cheekbones as he turned to face Gai. His fists landed on his hips. "Hello, handsome," said the man who could not be Maito Gai, and deployed an absolutely perfect grin.
Gai wants to talk to Kakashi after a particularly difficult mission where Gai lost control of his anger, his strength, and himself. But Kakashi seems to be busy with something—someone—else.
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03 Jul 2026
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At the ripe old age of sixty, Orochimaru decides to get himself pregnant. Kabuto is inevitably roped in for the ride.
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