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Orochimaru leads and Kabuto follows. But like every dance, the lead occasionally alters. A small drabble that, in a way, analyzes the relationship between the legendary sannin and his devoted subordinate.
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09 Jul 2026
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"Your clan has produced two great geniuses," said Koharu. "It is your obligation as Hokage to expand on this success and reestablish the Hatakes as a substantial presence in Konoha."
Kakashi doesn't care much about the family name, but he does want kids. A family. People to protect. Technically he has the capability to make that happen. The only problem is that he doesn't have a partner, and also the thought of getting pregnant makes him feel sick.
Luckily, Gai has a solution.
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08 Jul 2026
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"You're forty-five," said Gai—a little vindictively, because it was funny to see Kakashi rear back in shock every time and Gai deserved to get something out of this experience. "You're mostly retired, except you took a B-rank mission to 'keep yourself fit' and managed to get yourself kicked in the back of the head by some no-name missing nin who isn't even in the Bingo Book. And now you've forgotten half your life and you keep getting up and causing problems instead of lying down and getting better."
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Kakashi and Gai are young, dumb, and caught up in the feelings of their youth. Gai is incredibly soft, and Kakashi finds it both incredibly hot and incredibly embarrassing.
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05 Jul 2026
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Dark hair swung around the man's chiseled cheekbones as he turned to face Gai. His fists landed on his hips. "Hello, handsome," said the man who could not be Maito Gai, and deployed an absolutely perfect grin.
Gai wants to talk to Kakashi after a particularly difficult mission where Gai lost control of his anger, his strength, and himself. But Kakashi seems to be busy with something—someone—else.
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03 Jul 2026
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At the ripe old age of sixty, Orochimaru decides to get himself pregnant. Kabuto is inevitably roped in for the ride.
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02 Jul 2026
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Gai discovers that his boyfriend (boyfriend!!) Kakashi is, ah, attending to his own needs when he thinks Gai is too busy to have sex with him. Well, Gai is never too busy for Kakashi! And he's going to prove it!
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Gai had thought this would be easy. Fortunately for both him and Kakashi, it's not.
(A Gai-pov coda to It's Like You're Giving Me Diet Coke, featuring nipple clamps, sexually ambitious Gai, and horny but slightly stressed about it sadist Kakashi.)
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- Part 3 of Soda Fountain
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02 Jul 2026
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It's Like You’re Giving Me Diet Coke by DesdemonaKaylose
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
18 Nov 2025
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Kakashi looked down. Kakashi looked up. Something was dawning on him, rather slowly for a so-called genius, but dawning nonetheless. His thought process went as such:
Gai is interested in me.
Gai likes orgasms.
I like orgasms.
If I play my cards right, I could have orgasms with Gai, possibly forever.All he had to do was pretend to be sweet and nice and not an awful raging pervert. Obviously he couldn’t be himself. But that was a small price to pay for getting to watch Maito Gai orgasm.
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- Part 2 of Soda Fountain
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"Doesn't matter though, does it?" Naruto voice is a near growl, but he fights a wimper when Sasuke's back curls under his fingers as he drags his tongue over the bony middle of Sasuke's chest, sucking a kiss at the end of the strip. "Everybody already knows I belong to Sasuke Uchiha."
Naruto can feel Sasuke's heart thundering under his ribs inside of him, unable to catch up. Sasuke's feet, where they are planted aside Naruto's plush thighs curl at the words, too. "Stating the obvious will not dissipate my hatred for him."
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Or; Sasuke gets jealous because he think Gaara keeps coming to Konaha to flirt with Naruto. Naruto shows Sasuke who he belongs to.
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- Part 2 of Naruto character studies
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A secret rendezvous leads to a few shocking discoveries about their former right-hand man.
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Yakushi Kabuto works hard. He deserves a reward.
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28 Jun 2026
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After a day of winter fun with their friends, Lee and Gaara find themselves fallen far behind the rest of their party. When the weather grows too cold, they both think of some unconventional methods to warm up.
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27 Jun 2026
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“You’ve really never done that before?” Sasuke asked. “Just...made a girl? You do it all the time for other people.”
“But...” Naruto was turning red. “How would that even work?” he asked nervously. “Like, I don’t know what—one of those is like or anything, so how could I—I mean, if I’ve never seen one in real life, yaknow—”
“Then I’ll show you,” said Sasuke.
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26 Jun 2026
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“Go in your uniform or we will be late. You look great in that one too.”
“Just because you think I look hot in uniform doesn’t mean I want to wear it today!”OR: 5 times Sakura waited for Ino and 1 time Ino waited for her
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24 Jun 2026
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Sasuke comes home from a mission after getting hit by a jutsu.
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After spending their first night at the hospital together, Naruto wonders why he suddenly is not allowed to visit Sasuke.
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Naruto opens his elusive pussy for exploration. Sasuke is totally out of his element
In which Naruto provides some very hands-on sex-ed.
☆Complete, One-Shot, All acts are consensual☆
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- Part 3 of Punky's Trans Naruto One-Shots
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14 Jun 2026
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Memoria, Memoria by mismeander
Fandoms: Raffles - E. W. Hornung, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Sep 2023
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One of the skeletons in A. J. Raffles's closet finds him again on a heist, and is it just Bunny's mind or are they making bedroom eyes at each other? This is the story, told between times, of the thick running of thieves before schoolfellows reunited.
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13 Jun 2026
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The Departure of the Great Returned Soul by Overlord_Mordax, thesavagesabretooth, VickytheSnake
Fandoms: Raffles - E. W. Hornung, Raffles (TV 1977), 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
05 Feb 2024
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After returning from the war, Bunny Manders' pseudonymous publications have made certain that the villain AJ Raffles was dead, in the mind of the public, giving the genuine article just the wiggle room needed for he and his companion to disappear from the eyes of the law.
But certainly they can't depart from their beloved London town without one last heist, as much for old times' sake, as for a cushion to aid them in establishing their new lives. And what better opportunity than the upcoming Great Exhibition? Certainly all manner of strange characters are likely to turn up there.
But most importantly, Bunny and Raffles, once more bound for hell or glory, arm in arm.
(Technically a crossover with Great Ace Attorney/Dai Gyakuten Saiban, but can be easily read blind for that fandom.)
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13 Jun 2026