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    BACKSLIDE by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    23 May 2026

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    “I’m, uh… sober,” Tweek announces because what the fuck else is he supposed to say to his ex-boyfriend that he ghosted 10 years ago to go do drugs?

    Craig nods slowly. He wants to say congrats, or I’m proud of you, or how have you been sober for this fucking long and not contacted me at all you fucking asshole–

    (In which Tweek emerges from his decade long absence from Craig’s life as a sober desert hippie and Craig is just an emotionally stunted mechanic in South Park. They try to figure it out.)

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Scary? My God, You’re Divine! by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

    28 Jun 2024

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    In a human AU, Silver Spoon is completely and utterly obsessed with Candle, unable to banish thoughts of her from his mind no matter how hard he tries. Lovesick and consumed by his feelings, he finds himself wrapped around Candle’s finger. After stringing him along for a long time, Candle eventually makes Silver Spoon’s dreams come true.

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    Hurt me and tell me you're mine
    I don't know why but I like it
    Scary? My God, you're divine
    Gimme them, gimme them dope and diamonds

    – Diet Mountain Dew (The Flight Demo) Lana Del Rey

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    09 Oct 2025

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    Read Your Mind by

    Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)  

    31 Aug 2025

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    Golf Ball invents a mind-reading device, but when she turns to Tennis Ball as her usual test subject, he seems more reluctant than ever, what’s holding him back?

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    05 Sep 2025

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    Are They Both That Oblivious? by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)  

    12 May 2025

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    The New Avengers are living together, and Yelena is navigating some weird new feelings.

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    15 May 2025

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    Darkness and weakness by

    Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)  

    04 May 2025

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    Bob has a nightmare and there's something about his past he's not telling. Yelena goes to comfort him.

    That's it, that's the fic.

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    11 May 2025