RusticGeologist
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“What I was saying is that I believe the G-spot orgasm is a lie. It’s a myth. Something told to teenage girls to entice them into having sex so they’ll lose their virginities in so-so fashion in the back of a car only to be left a few weeks later by some loser looking to repopulate the penguins in Antarctica and —” She trailed off as Eloise started to poke her in the ribs and Daphne mumbled “Girrrrrl” into her drink quietly.
Colin’s brain felt fuzzy as he absorbed her words. He knew she was referencing her terrible ex-boyfriend Alfred. But now he knew that fucker took her virginity and did a terrible job and what was he supposed to do with that information? File it away, probably, so that he could unpack it at 3:00 in the morning on a random Tuesday.
At twenty-seven years old, he’d had his share of sexual experiences. None of it had been particularly mind-blowing, and as he thought harder, he couldn’t actually remember a partner getting off entirely in that way. Or had they? Why was he suddenly not sure?
Was it actually possible that Penelope was right?
No, that couldn’t be true.
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Let's have some *platonic* orgasms, like besties do ✌️
Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
04 Jun 2026
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Pen doesn’t believe in G-spot orgasms, Colin wants to make her believe- as a friend of course.
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When Colin's water-damaged travel journal is returned to his family with news of his death, every page contains erotic dreams of Penelope. Except, they think they're memories - and Penelope (despite being determined to move on from him) doesn't have the heart to tell them they were never together.
Convinced he's still alive, Pen travels across the continent to find him, and bring him home.
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
03 Jun 2026
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Colin vanishes at sea, presumed dead. His journal makes it seem that he and Pen were lovers (they were not; it was his fantasies). Pen goes to Greece looking for Colin.
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When he finally spoke his voice was a low rumble. She could practically feel it vibrating through her whole body.
“You’re such a good girl, Pen.”
And fuck, she knew in that second she was done for. There was no returning to normal after this.
Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
02 Jun 2026
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Married (sorta) dom Colin and switch Pen, not friends to lovers. Two broken souls.
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Something to Declare by fullysplendid
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Feb 2026
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Colin’s fingers twitch. He shifts his weight from foot to foot. He’s been waiting for several minutes and he’s only getting more anxious. If only he could see her. He sighs dramatically.
“Your wife?” asks the customs officer.
Colin nods, eyes still searching for any glimpse of his friend, before realising that that isn’t correct. “I mean… no…” he mutters quietly.
We’re in Fiji, he reminds himself. They’re a very friendly people. She’ll be fine.
He still cannot see Penelope but he has a clear view of the customs officer, wearing plastic gloves and raised eyebrows, as he reaches into Penelope’s suitcase and pulls out the biggest dildo Colin has ever seen.
Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
01 Jun 2026
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Colin and Pen on vacation and airport security confiscates her sex toys. Colin loses his damn mind.
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Yours, most amiably, by profdanglais
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
10 Jan 2025
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October 1993. Precocious 12-year-old Penelope Featherington, living with her family in Paris, is paired with 15-year-old Colin Bridgerton in a French/English chat exchange. Despite their differences in age and temperament, they form an instant connection which, over the course of the next twelve years, becomes an unbreakable bond.
April 2006. Penelope at last agrees to meet in person, confident now that her childish infatuation with her pen pal is under control and that she won’t be entirely wrecked and devastated by his reaction when he sees her. Meanwhile, Colin is struggling to reconcile his feelings for Penelope with the tug of fascination and intrigue he feels for a mysterious woman recently resurfaced from his past. Will he choose the one who got away or the one who’s always been there?
(Will there even be a choice?)
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
23 May 2026
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It started with a Minitel… letters through the years … until they meet in person!