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“What I was saying is that I believe the G-spot orgasm is a lie. It’s a myth. Something told to teenage girls to entice them into having sex so they’ll lose their virginities in so-so fashion in the back of a car only to be left a few weeks later by some loser looking to repopulate the penguins in Antarctica and —” She trailed off as Eloise started to poke her in the ribs and Daphne mumbled “Girrrrrl” into her drink quietly.
Colin’s brain felt fuzzy as he absorbed her words. He knew she was referencing her terrible ex-boyfriend Alfred. But now he knew that fucker took her virginity and did a terrible job and what was he supposed to do with that information? File it away, probably, so that he could unpack it at 3:00 in the morning on a random Tuesday.
At twenty-seven years old, he’d had his share of sexual experiences. None of it had been particularly mind-blowing, and as he thought harder, he couldn’t actually remember a partner getting off entirely in that way. Or had they? Why was he suddenly not sure?
Was it actually possible that Penelope was right?
No, that couldn’t be true.
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Let's have some *platonic* orgasms, like besties do ✌️
Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
04 Jun 2026
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Pen doesn’t believe in G-spot orgasms, Colin wants to make her believe- as a friend of course.
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When Colin's water-damaged travel journal is returned to his family with news of his death, every page contains erotic dreams of Penelope. Except, they think they're memories - and Penelope (despite being determined to move on from him) doesn't have the heart to tell them they were never together.
Convinced he's still alive, Pen travels across the continent to find him, and bring him home.
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
03 Jun 2026
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Colin vanishes at sea, presumed dead. His journal makes it seem that he and Pen were lovers (they were not; it was his fantasies). Pen goes to Greece looking for Colin.
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When he finally spoke his voice was a low rumble. She could practically feel it vibrating through her whole body.
“You’re such a good girl, Pen.”
And fuck, she knew in that second she was done for. There was no returning to normal after this.
Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
02 Jun 2026
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Married (sorta) dom Colin and switch Pen, not friends to lovers. Two broken souls.
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Something to Declare by fullysplendid
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Feb 2026
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Colin’s fingers twitch. He shifts his weight from foot to foot. He’s been waiting for several minutes and he’s only getting more anxious. If only he could see her. He sighs dramatically.
“Your wife?” asks the customs officer.
Colin nods, eyes still searching for any glimpse of his friend, before realising that that isn’t correct. “I mean… no…” he mutters quietly.
We’re in Fiji, he reminds himself. They’re a very friendly people. She’ll be fine.
He still cannot see Penelope but he has a clear view of the customs officer, wearing plastic gloves and raised eyebrows, as he reaches into Penelope’s suitcase and pulls out the biggest dildo Colin has ever seen.
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01 Jun 2026
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Colin and Pen on vacation and airport security confiscates her sex toys. Colin loses his damn mind.
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Yours, most amiably, by profdanglais
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
10 Jan 2025
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October 1993. Precocious 12-year-old Penelope Featherington, living with her family in Paris, is paired with 15-year-old Colin Bridgerton in a French/English chat exchange. Despite their differences in age and temperament, they form an instant connection which, over the course of the next twelve years, becomes an unbreakable bond.
April 2006. Penelope at last agrees to meet in person, confident now that her childish infatuation with her pen pal is under control and that she won’t be entirely wrecked and devastated by his reaction when he sees her. Meanwhile, Colin is struggling to reconcile his feelings for Penelope with the tug of fascination and intrigue he feels for a mysterious woman recently resurfaced from his past. Will he choose the one who got away or the one who’s always been there?
(Will there even be a choice?)
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
23 May 2026
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It started with a Minitel… letters through the years … until they meet in person!
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When Colin Bridgerton breaks his ankle at a bachelor party in Santorini, the last person he expects to show up is his sister's quiet, unassuming best friend Penelope Featherington. Days of accidental proximity later, they're back in London with something neither of them quite has a name for yet — and an agreement to try being friends.
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
13 May 2026
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Terrain maps and pajamas in Paris and Greece.
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Debling's Girlfriend by Anonymous
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
10 Nov 2025
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Colin Bridgdon has returned to Los Angeles after having spent the last couple years as a digital nomad. Encouraged by his brothers to start networking, he goes to a meet-up for members of his college fraternity, where he runs into Fred Debling, one of the guys who graduated with Anthony. He’s surprised when Fred asks if he’d be interested in joining in a threesome with him and his live-in girlfriend. Not having hooked up with anyone since his last failed relationship, he decides this might be a good way to get back in the saddle, so to speak. But then he discovers that Debling’s girlfriend is none other than Penelope Fetherston, his sister’s best friend and the girl he secretly fantasized about for years.
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The Utter Nerve of Penelope Featherington by Jemigo12
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 May 2026
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What if Penelope went to the Queen instead of writing about Eloise?
Dear reader, the conclusion becomes quite the spectacle.Series
- Part 3 of What Ifs
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Colin Bridgerton is a slut (and I will die on this hill) by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
27 Apr 2026
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When Penelope joins Eloise and her family on a summer holiday to Ibiza, she gets introduced to Eloise’s always-traveling and impossibly hot lifeguard of a brother and immediately loses all ability to filter her intrusive thoughts.
And strangely? It works.
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"I have needs," he blurts out, and then his face does something awful, crumbling almost, before he catches and rights it out of habit. "Fuck. That came out wrong. I don't mean—I'm not—" His hands are shaking. "I need help, Pen. And I think you might be the only person I trust enough to ask."
Colin asks. Penelope gives. Neither of them is prepared for what happens when the structure starts to fail.
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- Part 1 of holding pattern
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
28 Apr 2026
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Colin asks Pen to take care of him. He kneels for her.
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“Good girl,” he says, and she sighs, face relaxing.
Tonight, Colin holds the scene, and Penelope lets him.
OR: a follow-up to holding pattern.
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- Part 2 of holding pattern
Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
28 Apr 2026
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Continuation of holding pattern but switching to soft dom Colin.
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Just one kiss.
The question had surprised him; although it should not have, because her bravery has always been one of the many qualities he admired most about her.
It does not have to mean anything.
Still, Colin had hesitated. Not because of her, but for her. To ensure she understood the gravity of her ask. To allow her a respite to withdraw it if she wished to do so. But Penelope had not relented, instead murmuring his name and a desperate please that made him weak and ready to surrender to her.
And since he is Colin and she is Penelope, and he would do almost anything for her, he did as she asked.
They kissed, just the gentlest brush of their mouths moving together, and—
After the events of 3x02, Penelope vanishes, Colin falls apart, and a series of very different events are put into motion.
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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Quietly Yours by kybridge26, WrensSymphony
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
09 Apr 2026
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A spinster in every sense of the word, Penelope asks her friend Colin for his help in experiencing the one thing she might never have.
Polin Week Day 4 - Cockwarming
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
14 Apr 2026
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Poetic beautiful emotional cockwarming
Or “what if Penelope asked for more than a kiss?” -
take me to emotion (i want to go all the way) by kybridge26
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
06 Apr 2026
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Penelope has no idea what to expect when she allows her roommate Sophie to set her up on a blind double date, but it certainly isn't him.
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Polin Week 2026 - Double Date
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13 Apr 2026
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Sophie and Pen go on a double date… only Pen runs into someone she knew very well 5 years ago…
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Penelope Featherington never wanted any part of the criminal underworld — she’s a quiet book editor who’d rather lose herself in romance novels than deal with her family’s shady “import business.” But when her father’s gambling debts threaten to destroy everything, the only way out is an arranged marriage to Colin Bridgerton. Third son of the billionaire Bridgerton family that secretly runs New York’s underground empire. Colin has been photographed with every model in Manhattan, but the moment he meets the fiery, thique, freckled Penelope, he’s done playing. She hates him on sight. He’s already in love.
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At the end of the day, it's just biology.
Penelope tells herself this endlessly. She also tells herself that Colin Bridgerton has looked right through her for ten years, that asking him to help her through her heat is purely transactional, and that she is definitely, definitely not still in love with him.
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
12 Apr 2026
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Hot sweet and sexy fated Omegaverse Polin
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feel your body closing, i can rip it open by applepuffsilver
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Bridgerton (TV)
11 Apr 2026
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"I want your help."
Her eyes meet his. They're too fucking blue, dark and deep and surrounded by long, pretty lashes.
"Help writing?" She imagines late nights standing behind him as he writes by the glow of his laptop, bending down so their cheeks hover with only warm inches of air between them. Letting her chin rest on his shoulder for a second, her nails tapping the screen. Feeling his breath hitch as she presses herself to him. She shifts in her seat and tries to pull herself together.
He shakes his head. "No. Help with the sex."
She laughs. It startles out of her in a bubble. "You want me to help you find someone to shag?" she asks incredulously, raking her fingers through her tangled curls (she was too hungover this morning to brush them properly).
But Colin doesn't laugh, and his eyes don't leave hers. "No. I want to shag you." He grimaces. "I've never said that word before."
Or Virgin Professor Bridgerton asks his colleague Penelope for some help...
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
11 Apr 2026
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Dom Pen and sub Virgin Professor Colin (with glasses!)
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put your little heart in me now by headphonesbaby
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
06 Apr 2026
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“It’s not really a date,” Eloise corrects impatiently, chucking a piece of crisp at him in annoyance. She snaps her fingers as she attempts to find the right word. “More of like, like a -”
“A date,” Colin deadpans, swiping the last biscuit from the tin. He points it at her before taking a thoughtful chew. “Call it what you want, El. Twist it whichever way, it’s still a date.”
Or the one where Penelope is very hesitant about dipping her toes back into the dating pool and Eloise comes up with the (not so) perfect solution to ease her nerves - Penelope should go out on practice dates!
Enter: Eloise’s brother, and their current house guest, Colin.
Exit: Penelope’s sanity.
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
07 Apr 2026
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El volunteers Colin to “practice” dating with Pen after her breakup with Debling.
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Colin snatched up his die. “Okay.” He swallowed, his neck sweltering under his collar. “Roll to…kiss?”
A giggle raced around the table, eyes darting between Colin’s presumably florid face and Michaela’s mischievous one.
“Roll, or kiss her for real and call it a nat twenty,” Genevieve muttered loud enough for everyone to hear, hoisting her wine glass with a smirk at Michaela, who lifted her eyebrows in consideration.
“I’ll allow it,” Michaela ruled, nodding her chin once firmly at Genevieve before turning to smile fetchingly for Colin. “Your move, horny bard.”
OR: Michaela uses a D&D one-shot to push together two oblivious idiots in love using the power of roleplay.
[Polin Week 2026: Roleplay]
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Bookmarked by RusticGeologist
06 Apr 2026
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Dungeon master Michaela makes Pen a gnome named vulva and Colin a charming horny bard..,all in the name of nat20