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We were never meant to see the sky by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls)
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
02 Jul 2026
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In the vast possibilities of the multiverse, there will always be one where Raon is nothing but a lost, scared child.
It doesn't stop Cale from trying regardless.
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- Part 7 of Avf fics neyneyneynyenyen
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,625
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 34
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Doomed Yaoislop by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls), Salty_ChocolateBalls
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
19 Jun 2026
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Sometimes the happiest days in someone's life are their last.
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- Part 6 of Avf fics neyneyneynyenyen
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A Taste of Hope by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls), Salty_ChocolateBalls
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
14 Jun 2026
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All Hong wanted was to become strong enough to protect his new home.
So why was he hiding from the other people living inside it- shivering in pain?
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Hong gets Dead Mana Poisoning. It goes about as well as you expect it.
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- Part 5 of Avf fics neyneyneynyenyen
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Copium by Salty_ChocolateBalls
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
08 Jun 2026
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In which Choi Han's lifespan was shortened to live only a few years after Raon's death, instead of it being shortened enough for him to die at the same time.
Those extra few years however, drive him mad.
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Choi Han loses his mind post canon.
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- Part 4 of Avf fics neyneyneynyenyen
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We're Not Broken (Just Bent) by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls), Salty_ChocolateBalls
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
07 Jun 2026
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(-AND WE CAN LEARN TO LOVE AGAINN)
Kim Roksoo used to have a particular, unhealthy coping mechanism. One that was spearheaded by his own uncle, and is the reason for his dislike of papercuts- or pain, really.
But the road to recovery is not smooth, and Cale should've known that being transmigrated doesn't mean you can't relapse- especially when faced with war.
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- Part 3 of Avf fics neyneyneynyenyen
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Hit the breaks between my teeth (tell me I'm good enough to eat) by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls), Salty_ChocolateBalls
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
06 Jun 2026
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Kim Roksoo, now Cale Henituse, hates his previous body. But just how much did he really despise it- and how did being under the care of Kim Seung Jong contribute to it?
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I give Kim Roksoo EDNOS(Eating Disorder Not Specified) and giggle about it
please read the tags- I do NOT want to trigger anyone!!
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- Part 2 of Avf fics neyneyneynyenyen
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Under Golden Dreams by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls), Salty_ChocolateBalls
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
05 Jun 2026
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Alberu, victim to a well-meaning prank, realizes some things about himself.
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Alberu was a straight white man..... until he wasn't.
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- Part 1 of Avf fics neyneyneynyenyen
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Peace and Violence (Standing right beside you) by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls)
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
12 May 2026
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Adding Omegaverse into LCF with a heavy dash of deranged, feral feelings between ChoiCale. Nothing else to say really.
Previously named: Between Obsession and Possession
New title comes from the song "Peace & Violence" by Faouzia
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- Part 1 of A/B/O verse
- Part 3 of Ongoing </3
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Sometimes, I look for corners in circle rooms by MuniMuni (Salty_ChocolateBalls)
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
15 Apr 2026
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Sometimes, Jax writes poems.
Sometimes, he wishes someone would write back.
Sometimes, Jax writes poems.
Every time he does, he throws them into the lake.
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I wrote something about Jax pining for Pomni and went "oh shit this is kinda good" so here we go.
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- Part 1 of Letters to Nobody
- Part 5 of Completed
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Far In Time by MuniMuni (Salty_ChocolateBalls)
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
13 Apr 2026
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The first thing Pomni does after getting her name is ask Caine to make her taller, to everyone's surprise, he does.
This leads to Jax thinking(very bad), and then acting(impossibly worse), and then realizing(actually good).
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Jax's long, horrid journey to cracking the trans egg. And maybe saving the circus in the process (not that she'd know, she just wanted a shirt at first, she was pretty sure.)
- Rated teen for the god awful language and humor used by the characters
- on hold for. a bit. ep 9 oh my god she's real SHE'S REAL TO ME SHE'S
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- Part 5 of Ongoing </3
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Who the hell are you? by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls)
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
26 Mar 2026
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When people hear that Kim Roksoo had Hanahaki surgery, they often ask if he knew who it was that he gave to.
Like clockwork, he'd answer, "I don't remember", because that was the truth. What was he supposed to say? Getting Hanahaki surgery meant forgetting all about them.
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- Part 2 of Secret Santas, hehehe
- Part 4 of Completed
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Pretty much married by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls)
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
28 Feb 2026
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Cale attempts to get Choi Han to fuck him before marriage, since, they're practically married already! They're been through hell together, sworn vows together, they've traveled worlds together, fought God and fate together, have 3 beautiful children-
Okay well that matter was a bit more complicated.
Still. They didn't need a bunch of stupid papers for them to practically be married!!
(abandoned, feel free to adopt!)
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- Part 4 of Orphanage Site, PLEASE ADOPT!!
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2 in 1 but I hate the first guy. by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls) for Leymonaide
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
24 Feb 2026
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Cale Henituse gets captured by the Indomitable Alliance, in hopes of weakening the Henituse territory for the soon incoming invasion.
In the glorified cell that Cale has found himself in, he meets a knight named Clopeh.
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- Part 1 of Ongoing </3
- Part 3 of Shipvember 2025!!!
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My gay client made me realize things by MuniMuni (Salty_ChocolateBalls)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
15 Feb 2026
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Love came in many forms, Klein knew. Had experienced a handful of it from the various people in his life too!
Yet he never expected to be hit with the romantic kind, at least, not like this.
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The terrifying case in which Zhou Mingrui finds himself irresistibly pulled towards his newest hiker, Leonard Mitchell
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I'd Rather have you than have Humanity, You know? by TotallyNormalMuniLex (Salty_ChocolateBalls)
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan, 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
14 Jan 2026
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Alberu meets a strange crow half buried in desert sands, despite the better half of his mind telling him it's a bad idea- and that something was wrong with this crow- Alberu decides to take it back to the palace anyway. His own stepmother tries to kill him near daily, what else could happen? (Turns out, quite a lot.)
SHIPVEMBER - Everything but Human
I'm begging you, please don't expect much from me.
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- Part 1 of Shipvember 2025!!!
- Part 2 of Ongoing </3
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"That's not a Weiner", said Roselle. by MuniMuni (Salty_ChocolateBalls) for AFoolishReader
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
25 Dec 2025
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Original Prompt: 5+1 crack fic, zmg adopts chinese dragon looking cw but everyone but zmg sees the dragon, zmg just thinks it's a weirdly shaped dog
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When Zhou Mingrui meets a beat up animal, of course, he has to rescue it.
If only people would stop being weird whenever they meet his dog- he's very sweet!
Series
- Part 1 of Secret Santas, hehehe
- Part 3 of Orphanage Site, PLEASE ADOPT!!
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Pirate and Chill by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls) for ThisIsVee
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
04 Dec 2025
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Cale loves his boyfriend, Cale loves his boyfriend. But really. Why did he have to be so oblivious to pop culture references?
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- Part 3 of Completed
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The Duke's Painting (He's hot, sure. But still wtf) by LexwithBombs (Salty_ChocolateBalls)
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
18 Nov 2025
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Cale Barrow has one goal: To be the most infamous person to have ever lived.
However, that all come crashing down when he steals a painting from Endable's national museum.
Now faced with the long dead duke- still stuck in the painting mind you- asking Barrow to draw him some food, how will White Star escape his paranormal kidnapper?
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- Part 4 of Ongoing </3
- Part 4 of Shipvember 2025!!!
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There's this ghost in Yiling.... by Salty_ChocolateBalls
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2025
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There's a ghost in Yiling, one that haunts all cultivators, yet kind to all normal folk.
It does not have a name, and does not wish to be appeased. It says that it wishes to protect... Protect what, exactly?
This isn't a story of how the ghost was found,
but rather, how it came to be.
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HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY WEI WUXIANN!!
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- Part 1 of Did you know?
- Part 2 of Completed
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If my coworkers saw this, they'd laugh at how ugly my tattoo is. by MuniMuni (Salty_ChocolateBalls)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
10 Oct 2025
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(PS. Just a drabble, not an actual fic. If you can write it PLEASE DO 😭😭😭)
Soulmates were a common concept within this world. Klein learned.
Underneath the skin of his right collarbone, laid a soulmark, a name.
A name that would ground him, give him a reason to keep going- a reason to remember. A name that right now, Klein does not know the person behind. A name that for now, stays hidden, as Klein traces the messily charming letters- falling in love with the words imprinted on his chest, and later the man behind it too.
Klein doesn't know though, that his own name had just as many mysteries as his future- which was quite unfortunate for his soulmate, Leonard Mitchell.
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- Part 2 of Orphanage Site, PLEASE ADOPT!!