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Boyfriend wanted. What do you do when you need a fake date to get your well meaning family off your back at Christmas? Place an ad on Craigslist. What do you do when the girl who ate the peach gives you the perfect opening? Seize it of course.
The Goblin King is coming for Christmas.
Glitter, goblins, gambits, and a generous dollop of groping ensues.
A very goblin Christmas romp in 13 parts.
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18 Jul 2026
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It's been months. Months of lonely days and lonelier nights.
And Stiles can't understand what he did wrong.- Language:
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15 Feb 2026
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“Although your vulgarities are entertaining, woman, I will have you explain one thing. I recall that when you extended your offer for me to stay here, you explicitly stated not to do anything naughty. Yet why do you talk of nothing else?”
“You actually listened to me back then?” she giggled, before coming to some sort of epiphany.
“Hold up! Are you telling me you’ve tried being a gentleman all this time?” she asked.
Since she had drawn the wrong conclusion, Vegeta would set the record straight for her.
Faster than she could follow his movements, he shot up from his seat to stand across from her. He trapped her by placing his hands on the kitchen counter behind her, her hips bumping against his inner-forearms. She drew in a sharp breath, pushing her chest out, and stared at him with her big, blue eyes.
“I assure you, I’ve been trying no such thing,” he growled.
OR: We all love a three-year-gap fic, amirite?
COMPLETED!
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28 Jan 2026
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King Geralt wants to end the war with Redania, but the only way to do it is to marry the omega son of his hated foe. Prince Jaskier is thrilled to be free of his abusive father, but isn't optimistic about marrying a king with a brutal reputation.
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20 Jan 2026
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After a hunt gone wrong leaves Sam transfigured and Castiel drained of his grace, Dean is not only left to tend to them both, but for some reason also finds himself having involuntarily and graphically inappropriate thoughts about the angel in question. Now, if only Cas could stop getting so close to him all the time, maybe he could figure out what the hell was going on?
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20 Nov 2025
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The Ties That Bind by Odsbodkins
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Dec 2013
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In the eyes of God, Steve Rogers was dead. He was still breathing, still walking around, but he was dead.
This fic is my attempt at a functioning A/B/O universe, since most stories with this premise leave me wondering how the society could have developed to modernity with all the issues raised by heats/bonding/male pregnancy. Steve Rogers is learning to cope without his bond-mate in the 21st century, and deal with the new threats the century throws at him. For the Steve/Bucky Big Bang.
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24 Aug 2025
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This is the day that marked the Holy and Blessed Union of Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle.
The merging of prominent bloodlines is always a grand occurrence, but breeding pedigree hunter families like Winchester and Harvelle is something to be rejoiced. It is also something to be meticulously planned, which thankfully the Host is very good at.
Or, the romantic comedy where Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle are destined to get married, Castiel is given the task of playing matchmaker and fails terribly, the entire Heavenly Host becomes a sitcom audience, God warns against male pregnancy, and Jimmy Novak is incredibly unimpressed with angels in general.
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23 Aug 2025
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potato tomato by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Mar 2019
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Wade comes to the obvious conclusion that Aunt May and Peter have found out Spider-Man's identity and are blackmailing him, so he decides to hold them hostage.
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29 Jul 2025
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Wade wants to protect Spidey's by....holding Peter Parker hostage. It's the cutest! ❤️
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Like Real People Do by 2bestfriends
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Aug 2019
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Seven years into an isolated retirement after the Battle of New York, Steve has carved out a place for himself in the foothills of the Catskill Mountains. He has a best friend (his dog, Lady), a frenemy (a local black bear named Rufus), and a cabin in the middle of the woods, an hour's drive from the nearest town. As November comes to a close, he heads into town to pick up supplies and ends up with a stowaway.
Bucky hasn't had much luck over the past seven years. Disaster caused his family to move from New York to Indiana, and his life has steadily fallen apart ever since. After one too many heartbreaks, he decides to hitch his way back to the last place he remembers being happy: Brooklyn. He's in the homestretch when he finds himself stranded in a half-empty tourist town in the Catskills and decides to take a chance crawling into the back of someone's truck.
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AKA the "Lumberjack Steve/Twink Bucky" fic of our hearts. Bucky spends so much time thirsty as hell.
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- Part 1 of All That You Are to Me
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28 Jul 2025
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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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In the small room with glass walls sleeps a man in soft, black clothes; a man with dark hair and tattooed arms. He lies curled up on his side, so still that Stiles first mistakes him for a corpse, and something very small and very warm settles inside his chest when he sees him. It's like the right key has been turned in a lock and a door opened, and the light is suddenly falling in. The man is beautiful, and Stiles knows what he is even before Laura speaks.
In the world falling under a shadow and the end of everything approaching, Stiles goes and finds the pack.
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25 Jun 2025
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Stop interrupting my grinding by rohkeutta
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Aug 2018
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A.ka the notorious Bitch series.
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“I tried to call Sam,” Captain America says, bewildered. He’s sprinting like Usain Bolt and doesn’t sound even a little out of breath. Fucker. “Who’re you?”
“Someone who’s watching you live on TV,” Bucky tells him as the tiny patriotic figure on the screen takes the turns like he instructed. Bucky should probably be a lot more freaked out about this, but honestly? After a tour in the Middle East and six years as a nurse in New York, even this isn’t enough to ruffle him. One sees a lot of shit in the ER. “Also, you better hang up now, that thing is behind the next bend.”
“Uh, okay,” Captain America says. “Thanks?”
“Whatever,” Bucky says, disconnects the call and turns the TV off to get ready for his shift.
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- Part 1 of Stop interrupting my grinding
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Bookmarked by Schnups
08 Jun 2025
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i don't have an official description... this is purely fulfilling my desire for soft harringrove. idk if anyone will even read it
basically steve is married, billy is his nanny to his 2 daughters, and they fall in love. no actual cheating but i guess it's technically cheating... it's more of an emotional affair ig.
please just read it?
*REFERENCED CHEATING, MPREG, ABO DYNAMICS, SLOW BURN*
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24 Apr 2025
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Currently in ch. 6.
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23 Mar 2025
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So much angst for Pansy and Neville. Great depiction of the 7th year from Pansy's perspective.
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Pansy Parkinson was the last person Neville expected to find in the underbelly of the ministry archives. Neville Longbottom is the absolute last thing Pansy needs disrupting the secluded life she's carefully carved out for herself.
Too bad for both of them, he's never been one to walk away from a flower in need.
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“Hello?” he called out, before knocking on the tightly shut door. The space was so eerily quiet and empty, that for a moment he wondered if anyone had remembered that they were supposed to meet him here. “Erm…I’ve got an appointment? Longbottom? Here to see ah… the… well, I suppose the archivist?”
There was the sound of a chair scraping against the floor and several objects being moved around. Then the door opened just a fraction.
“You’re here about the Malfoy property records?” Asked a prim little voice from behind the barrier.
“I am.”
A pale, delicate hand slipped through the crack in the door and handed him a too-slim folder.
He took note of the slender fingers that held the folder before the hand disappeared once more; they ended in pearlescent pink-tipped nails.
Merlin, he really was a fool for pretty hands.
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11 Mar 2025
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“We’re actually banking on the media attention,” Harry said, mildly. “I don’t want you going as someone else.”
“She’s going to have to go with someone else,” Malfoy said. “End of story.”
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09 Mar 2025
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In retrospect, Stiles thinks that he really should've known better.
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- Part 1 of hell, I'm just a kid myself
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09 Jan 2025
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Love this fic so much! I liked which parts of canon changed and which stayed the same when Stiles becomes a teen dad.
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After the Hale fire, Beacon Hills yearns for blood.
Few know what the Hales are (werewolves, the eyes and the fangs whispers).
Most know what the Hales really are (protectors, the broken bones and unhealed injuries remember).
So when the house catches fire, and two shellshocked children cry while covered in ash, and a man burns and burns and burns (and screams and screams and screams), the people know.
Even when the words ‘electrical fire’ come out, even when two broken hearted children run, even when there is no proof: Beacon Hills knows, and the Nemeton knows, and her people know.
And they wait, in bated silence.
And they whisper, as they wait.
And they write, as they wait.
And they wait, they wait, they wait.
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02 Jan 2025
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Beacon Hills protects its children and its children protect the Hales.
Great take with the different perspectives! -
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When a plot to take out Vincent fails, the cast is forced to scatter, meaning Tora has to get Poppy out of Narin before the Balthuman Clan has chance to use her to get to him. But he ghosted her after Felicia's Bay and he doesn't even know if she'll answer the door after a year of silence. If she does, he'll have to convince her to follow him into the unknown. If she doesn't, he'll have to take her anyway.
With a trunk full of cash and unregistered guns, he'll have to work hard to keep them both alive long enough to give her her life back.
But will he be able to let her go?Bookmarked by Schnups
18 Dec 2024