SebtheTortoise



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    07 Jul 2026

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    He’s sitting on a beach he hates, trading shitty jokes with a centuries-old monster whose body count would put Ed Gein to shame and who is almost certainly also plotting to turn him into a flesh lampshade.

    “Don’t be dramatic,” Armand says, picking up on that thread, “I do wish you’d stop returning to that.”

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    “Just work a couple more years,” Daniel mutters to himself, slowly working the ropes around his wrists in a steady see-saw motion against the chair he’s been attached to. “Get to sixty-five before you retire. You’ll have seniority, a good salary, the pick of your stories,” he goes on, seeing the coarse rope begin to fray, “but what they don’t tell you is that when you live in a city full of psychopath vampires who like to LARP as superheroes, no salary is worth this shit!"

    Daniel's just trying to keep his head down and write, but the entire city has decided that if they want access to Amadeo, the best way to do that is to go through him, which means that his regular hobbies now include drinking, complaining, and getting kidnapped.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Armand adds an unasked-for gift to the terms of Daniel's compensation -- a new start, care of fifty years of his life back and an overly interested vampire who refuses to let Daniel live that new life without him.

    (It's a horror story. It's a romance novel. It's neither and it's both.)

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    04 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    Five minutes later, it’s immediately clear this isn’t working.

    “This isn’t working,” Daniel says, and Armand snaps, “I heard you the first time.”

    They’re wrapped up together in bed. Daniel has his head pressed to Armand’s bare chest, Armand’s strong arms encircling him, their legs tangled together. It should be perfect.

    The only problem: Armand is fucking freezing.

    OR: Daniel’s in Calgary reporting on the ‘88 Winter Olympics when the heat goes out in his motel room. Warmth seeking activities ensue.

    (companion piece to the “kiss me through the vampire phone”-verse but doesn't require reading the rest of the series!)

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    02 Jul 2026