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    Draco Malfoy has an eventful 30th birthday, which leads to an even more eventuful year to follow.

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    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    Joel gets back to Jackson after a patrol and greets Ellie by screwing her over the kitchen counter.

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    19 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    Draco stared from across the room, watching his sister, Hermione Granger, in the arms of another man, the second one in a week.

    She was beautiful. Magnetic. So perfect that it almost hurt to look at her.

    And a total whore.

    His fingers squeezed at his sides. The things he wanted to do to her.

    The things he would do to her.

    Someday.

    That was a promise.

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    26 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Judy panics when her mother tries to set her up on a blind coffee date with a friend's son, so she lies and says she has a boyfriend named Keith. Shenanigans ensue as she tries to find someone to pretend to be Keith all while battling her attraction to Nick.

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    16 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Charlotte Flair agrees to be Alexa Bliss’s Very Normal Totally Platonic Plus-One for a family dinner and immediately regrets everything: the candles, the photo albums, the “so who sleeps where” interrogation, and the fact that Alexa’s parents have the investigative skills of federal agents. What starts as “just tag partners” turns into accidental domesticity, one-bed logistics, and the kind of protective instincts that make the locker room go 👀 and the crowd go feral. Charlotte insists she’s fine. Alexa insists she’s not. Everyone else insists they’re in love.
    Spoiler: everyone else is right.

    (Featuring: denial as cardio, sarcasm as foreplay, “we’re not dating” said 74 times, and one emotional support giant quietly falling apart in real time.

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    26 Jan 2026