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youre alriight, DK. your patdown2 could u2e a couple poiinter2 but ii wiill have leniiency on account of your biiology.
It’s either a fucking blessing or a double-fucking curse, that your self-awareness about what weird shit has the potential to do for you is nigh tangible enough that the comment on biology settles along with the warmth already in your stupid core. What the hell is wrong with you? A sizeable grocery list of things, probably. Definitely. But as you take in the edges and planes of Sollux’s body, the way Eridan stands perfectly still save for the slow drag of his eyes from your hips to your shoulders, and think maybe the rightness bar in the engine block is low enough for you.
You say, “I’m a fast learner.”
Sollux’s mouth splits again, into a fuck-ugly grin that tightens your pants and grounds your lingering self-doubt into stardust.
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- Part 1 of the nothing kings
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Harmless by shurisneakers
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Oct 2021
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Bucky expected it to be an easy takedown of a small-time rogue. Instead, he finds himself in a bizarre situation that even his military-grade tactics can't straighten out. It's about time he sees that the smallest foes can cause the biggest headaches. (Bucky x villain!reader)
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"𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪-" 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘥-𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦- "𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳?"
𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳. 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥.
"𝘋𝘶𝘥𝘦!" 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘹 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘯. "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳?
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25 Mar 2022
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Absolutely adorable. One of the best fics I've read so far. Sad to see it end.
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All you wanted was some peace and quiet. You didn’t want to worry about silly crushes, or work, or whether or not love has limits. You just wanted to live your life, one day at a time. Was that really too much to ask?
Well, when you’re working with a gorgeous, adorable, incredibly curious, state-of-the-art android prototype with an insatiable need to accomplish his mission, then yes. Apparently it is too much to ask.
Did you really mind, though?
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07 Oct 2021
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I can do emails. If you suck my dick by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
20 Sep 2021
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Jared likes to make most inappropriate jokes around Evan, because getting Evan flustered makes Jared’s stupid gay heart do something.
It backfires in the worst best way possible.
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22 Sep 2021
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You’ve complained about walking the beat in Detroit for years. Petty crimes, protests, no real action...
So when Captain Fowler gave you orders to respond to a hostage situation, you couldn’t resist.
And then you got shot, only to be saved by the android sent by CyberLife…
• 78 chapters, 219,144k words not including notes.
• See notes for Discord invite, socials, and series info.Beta’d by MjrGenMatt, ElegantN7, Celestielle and Cerulaine
[Book I of the "I Am Alive" series]
• Book II: Natural Selection
• Book III: Machine Learning
• Book IV: Afterburn
• Book V: Deep BlueSeries
- Part 1 of I Am Alive
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10 Mar 2021