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Pure Vanilla Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie have spent the last two years happily married. Having long since worked on themselves through self love and redemption, the two decide it wouldn't hurt to expand their family.
Of course, when your very beings are split in two it makes things... complicated when it comes to creating a child. Especially when the one who elects to take on the burden is the most dramatic cookie on all of Earthbread.
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01 Jul 2026
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18 Jun 2026
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Shadow milk had achieved redemption, with some help from a particular vanillian king. Now going by the name 'blueberry milk' instead, he calls to the other beasts. If even the beast of deception can become better, then surely the others can too. Right?
And so, the first to answer the call arrives;
Eternal sugar cookie.
This is part of a series! So reading the previous parts is recommended but not technically required lol
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- Part 3 of You know you're better than this
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- 15/?
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13 Jun 2026
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Shadow milk had raged at such an offer. Friends? What a cheap trick, oldest one in the book! Though he wondered.. what if pure vanilla had been actually truthful?
What a joke. 'Friends' HA! As if he'd fall for that.
Never again.
OR post beast yeast 8-30, shadow milk needs to deal with his (ugh) emotions, specifically surrounding a certain cookie.
This will eventually have shadowvanilla in it, just gotta get that slow burn redemption started somewhere first
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- Part 1 of You know you're better than this
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- 55,335
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- 31/31
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13 Jun 2026
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Three weeks, that’s how long it took for the public to turn on the virtues. Their prayers weren’t answered as they liked. Their questions were no longer placated. Their faith was crushed between venomous words and vile rumors.
The virtues were hunted down like cattle.
Blueberry Cream was no exception.
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02 Jun 2026
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just like all my well-titled fics, this one is named after a song (saint motel's "to my enemies")
edit: changed it. expect the title to change a lot I'm indecisive. a solar flare is a 'storm' from the sun! get it... cuz theyre fire... and storm... idk...in which Typhoon Milk Cookie and Charred Vanilla Cookie are very normal about each other! All the time! Also they climb on a Ferris wheel and fistfight each other and- I explained this shit in the tags already just read it if you wanna I hope you like it
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- Part 14 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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17 May 2026
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I'm too tired to write an official-sounding summary... theyre really gay... the recluse attempts to let the sage know that he really does care!! hence the gay ass title.
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- Part 3 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
- Part 11 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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The Sage of Truth has finally accepted his fate of being shunned by the Truthless Recluse.
OR: he's an unreliable narrator too, the recluse is just scared. anyways he goes to talk to his sister :)
hey! HEY! YOU! YES YOU! this fic is part of a series, and if you didn't read the first one, this will make NO sense. I mean you can read this as a standalone, I just don't know why you'd wanna be confused all the way through
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- Part 9 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
- Part 2 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
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01 May 2026
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The Truthless Recluse has finally accepted his fate as nothing more than an interesting project for his other half.
OR: they pick flowers & eat jellies & sit and watch the sunset. no angst at all trust
*edit after posting: he's just an unreliable narrator, trust, sage loves him sm
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- Part 8 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
- Part 1 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
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01 May 2026
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...in which the sage and recluse come to a consensus on their feelings for one another.
or: author is fucking delusional about these gayass cookies. yeah that's it that's the fic
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- Part 5 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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a change of pace (you mean the world to me) by kuipermoth
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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apologies for not adding a summary when I posted this- uh- the recluse finally gets his crap together :D
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- Part 4 of truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion
- Part 12 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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The Recluse didn't expect to have to deal with a very drunk Sage on his way back to the Peak of Truth.
OR: surely nothing will go wrong!!!!!!! look I'm terrible at explaining thigns just read the fic if you care enough idk
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- Part 10 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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01 May 2026
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truthlesssage series number 485728438 billion by kuipermoth
Fandom Cookie Run (Video Game)
16 Dec 2025
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01 May 2026
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Blueberry Milk Cookie is not afraid of anything.
He is not afraid of the dark, or bugs, or people.
So why can't he walk into this damned cafe?!?[Or: a college AU from an author who knows nothing about college, where Blueberry Milk is very much afraid of something.]
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- Part 6 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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A collection of some truthlesssage stuff I did! Mostly suggested by my friends on tumblr because my ideas lately have been "hmm what if they were gayer" so thank you friends for ideas. These are pretty short, but they are very fun and fast to write :3
Title may change. I'm lazy rn
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- Part 13 of kuiper is normal about truthlesssage
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01 May 2026
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The Light of Deceit sails the calm night waves, her captain commands to follow the faint gleam of gold into the mist.
Two halves of one Heart have met again after centuries, but if the disdain in Shadow Milk's voice is anything to go by, it's still too soon.- Language:
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18 Apr 2026
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High school sweethearts Uzume "Uzi" Doorman and Nolan "N" Doorman (né. Sembly) have been together for twelve years and married for six, and despite how happy they are, N can't shake the feeling that something is missing. But when Uzi makes a shocking discovery one evening, N realizes that the missing piece will soon fall into place. Two lives are about to completely change, while another one is about to begin.
or: the human au nuzi fic where they start a family that nobody but me wanted. previously titled "tiny angels."
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- Part 2 of creatures of love
- Language:
- English
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- 413,115
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- 74/?
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15 Apr 2026
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Having To Start Again by Freshly_baked_cinnamon_rollz
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
16 Jun 2026
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N and V were once happy together, having a son and everything. But sometimes people fall out of love. They're divorced and N doesn't know what to do. Thankfully, a certain goth girl comes along
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- Part 3 of Ducky Tales
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15 Apr 2026
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Pay no attention to the drone behind the curtain.
- Language:
- English
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- 251,012
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- 62/?
- Comments:
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15 Apr 2026