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An unexpected fellowship by anna_bird for On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2026
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"Normal people do not stand outside in the rain waiting for tickets," Crowley protested. "Normal people find a reputable scalper and pay through the nose."
"Maybe for Cats," Newt argued, "but not for this."
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Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
09 Jul 2026
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Every Colour Of You by Chandyowlet, thisisshiny for Chandyowlet
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
03 Jul 2026
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Aziraphale sees sound, words and feelings as colours.
Crowley sees the world without colour at all – only shades of grey, light, shadow and texture.
When they meet, they begin, carefully and almost accidentally, to show each other how the world looks from their side.
A story of perception, translation, and the courage of allowing yourself to be seen in full colour.
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
04 Jul 2026
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Putting the "Bet" in "Betrothed" by The_Rogue_Bard for Augenblickgotter
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Jan 2025
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(Former title: Like a Fish out of Holy Water)
Aziraphale and Crowley make a bet on who can live “like a human” the longest. Apparently that includes dating - how convenient for the both of them!
If only they had paid any attention to how humans live! But what can you do when, for the past 6000 years, you only had eyes for each other?Meanwhile, the actual humans around our lovebirds are torn between having to suffer through their shenanigans and enjoying the absurd romcom that is unfolding in front of them.
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- 8/8
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Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
29 Jun 2026
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Aziraphale starts sneaking out of Heaven to visit Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death. It helps immensely.
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- English
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
26 Jun 2026
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Roots by TheOxribAndOyster
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 May 2026
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It's hard, sometimes, to give up the little things that have made us who we are. Crowley is struggling. Aziraphale helps.
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- Part 1 of Small Mercies
Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
21 Jun 2026
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The Reason for the Season by Vulgarweed
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jan 2016
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Adam and Pepper, now married with children of their own, worry that their kids might be losing some of the magic of the season. Adam calls in a little favour from some old friends - with a nice little bonus that's in it for them. Established relationship A/C, a little fluff, a little comedy, a little Bentley smut.
Written for AJ Crowlor in the 2015 Good Omens Holiday Exchange
Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
15 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
14 Jun 2026
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How in the Heaven had he thought this angel so attractive when he first saw him? He’s beautiful, of course, and vibrant in a way many of the other angels are not, his enthusiasm for this ridiculous idea drawing Aziraphale’s attention like the dance of a flame, but Aziraphale simply is not attracted to…to rabble-rousers.
Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
11 Jun 2026
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The physical distance between true lovers is merely a part of Maya, Illusion--transcendable at the speed of desire. Which is a nice high-falutin' way of describing a smutty crackfic about supernatural phone sex gone just a little bit awry. Written for HJ Bender for the 2005 GO Exchange.
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Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
09 Jun 2026
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Earth is getting older, news is getting worse, and an angel has to go to extreme heights to get any peace and quiet at all. But as close as you can get to Heaven, you're still never far from Hell. (Hell hasn't frozen. Crowley nearly has.) Giftfic for Allthisnonsense in 2006 GO Holiday exchange.
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Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
09 Jun 2026
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every day is a holiday (when I'm near to you) by sunrisesinthesuburbs
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
11 Jan 2025
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It's Christmas at the Maldives, everyone.
(Well, it's a ten day Christmas wedding extravaganza at the Maldives.)
(Erm, well, it's the wedding of Aziraphale's brother, the homophobic bully who saw the light, and it would be just so embarrassing to show up without a date. Thankfully, Crowley is a lovely, lovely friend. This is what friends do, isn't it? No fuzzy feelings involved whatsoever.)
Pack your sun cream and your Christmas spirit, and get ready to party!
(Well. Remember to avoid the zumba class at all costs. And don't get your feelings in the mix. Piece of cake.)- Language:
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Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
06 Jun 2026
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speed limits (and how to break them) by darcylindbergh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Jun 2020
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There is a trick people do with a mint candy and a bottle of cola which results in a small eruption, and something very like it, for much higher stakes than a laugh in a car park, is about to take place in Aziraphale’s back room.
Or: what happens when you finally unscrew the cap on a six thousand years of repression, and drop in Valentine’s Day.
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Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
31 May 2026
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Aziraphale was always too aware of his corporation when Crowley touched him; his skin would tingle like Crowley was feeding him a tiny spark of electricity. The shock always lingered long after the touch itself had ended. Sometimes, he'd feel the echo of fizzing warmth and pressure for hours, as though the portion of him that had touched Crowley was somehow more alive than the rest of his form.
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Aziraphale doesn't experience sexual attraction, or many sexual urges at all, and that's all fine and dandy, because Crowley told him once that it's much the same for him. Then, when pretending to be married provides all sorts of opportunities to share more intimate and sensual expressions of their mutual love than they can normally afford to, Aziraphale's corporation decides to give him an extremely rude awakening.
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Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
28 May 2026
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Deprogramming by Amarielle (doric_column)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Mar 2025
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When Crowley unexpectedly reappears in his life after the Second Coming, Aziraphale thinks it might be his longed-for chance to amend for leaving him over two years earlier. There's only one problem: Crowley's now his slave, required to endure daily pain quotas and to submit sexually to his master or risk further torture in Heaven. Aziraphale devotes himself to alternative ways of meeting the contract terms with minimal harm to Crowley. At the same time, they gradually formulate a plan to abolish the slavery programme Upstairs and liberate abused demons. But as the weeks go on, the physical act of sex once meant only to keep Crowley safe in his placement with Aziraphale becomes increasingly intimate and fraught with unspoken feelings each is sure the other cannot return. Will they last long enough to dismantle the programme and return to a semblance of life before? Or will the anguish of a broken heart drive them apart--possibly forever?
Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
28 May 2026
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Chevalier by Flyting
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Jan 2025
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The part Crowley couldn’t bear, the very worst part, was that it was all his fault.
And not in that stupid self-flagellating ‘oh wah this random series of events is all my fault’ way. In the very literal ‘I made a horrible mistake and now someone I care about is suffering because of what I very directly and specifically did’ way.
But to see it, to understand how badly he had fucked up, you had to start at the beginning.
Fill for the prompt: 'hedonists with no foresight decide to torture an angel for funsies'-- but in their case, their comeuppance isn't blind justice enacted by the universe, but very, very particular justice enacted by Crowley, who's come to get his angel back
Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
26 May 2026
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Our Car by cyclonecasey
Fandom Good Omens, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Apr 2024
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Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
25 May 2026
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“Demons,” he said quietly, “aren’t s’posed to love anything. You know that s’well as I do, Aziraphale.”
Crowley closed his eyes, bringing a hand up to rub at his temple, where the small sigil of a serpent lay coiled. He drew in a long breath, shuddering and filled with grief.
“But I always knew that that was wrong, because of you.”
In the bookshop at the end of the universe, Aziraphale and Crowley have some things to say to each other - and Someone else has some things to say to them, too. (Or: an ambiguous-ending AU to Good Omens 3).
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- Part 53 of Good Omens Fics
Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
25 May 2026
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Aziraphale and Crowley have regained their old memories, but the initial effect is a temporary loss of their new ones. Aziraphale woke up first, and his memories are now integrated. A newly-"awake" Crowley has questions for Aziraphale about "their" first meeting, as well as their first date. Aziraphale questions the wisdom of describing the date.
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- Part 1 of Angiogenesis
Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
21 May 2026
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Pathways Back to You and I by barrelrider
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 May 2026
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***SPOILERS FOR GOOD OMENS SEASON 3***
People had their ideas about the afterlife. Some people thought souls came back in different forms. Other people thought souls turn back into pure atoms. Others shrugged and went, 'Eh, nothing, probably'. Those people, Anthony suspected, had yet to lose the love of their life and didn't have the desperate hope that they might reunite.
In a world without a Heaven or a Hell, there were no concepts of pearly gates or flaming archways. No angels, no demons. Made the post-mortem options limited, not that anyone knew that.
Despite being a man of science, Anthony wasn't so bound by the scientific method that he couldn't indulge in a little wishful thinking that he might see Asa again somehow, some way, in some fantasy world.
Later at his funeral, their friends and loved ones agreed with him. They, too, hoped he and Asa were together somewhere beyond the stars Anthony loved so well. Somehow. Some way.
If only they knew how bang-on they were.
Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
21 May 2026
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The Least Eligible Bachelor by fellshish
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
18 May 2026
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Aziraphale gets ordered by Heaven to be 'the bachelor' on a reality show and asks Crowley for help.
Specifically, Heaven asks Aziraphale to be so incredibly boring, that it puts humans off watching “demonic reality TV” forever. But Crowley has his own agenda.
Bookmarked by Inverse Calico (SmartyCat)
19 May 2026