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Cross-Pollination by EarthAngel10 (priestessamy)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
06 Apr 2023
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Two terrans and two affini enter a propaganda campaign to ease terran fears in the wake of the Human Domestication Treaty. They will play the part of florets and owners, but only for the benefit of the cameras. But what about behind the scenes?
Part of the Human Domestication Guide universe, originally created by GlitchyRobo.
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22 Jul 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of Hidden Works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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Red String Mind by Dame Harmony (Dame_Harmony)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
01 Jun 2026
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Set in GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide setting.
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Our lead, Cassandra, has problems with reality. She sees things that other people don't. Sometimes they exist; sometimes they don't. She has never shaken the feeling that there's a sinister side to the Affini Compact, a dark secret they carefully hide.
And then, one day, she finds it. And everything stops making sense.
Acekink. Conspiratorial. Canon-compliant.
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16 Jun 2026
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I Can't Tell You, Petal, You're Not An Affini by Dame Harmony (Dame_Harmony)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
10 Feb 2026
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The legendary Monk Joke, adapted for HDG.
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07 Jun 2026
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Compile the Past by Dame Harmony (Dame_Harmony)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
15 Sep 2025
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Set in GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide setting.
Humanity has been invaded by a precursor race of hypercompetent plant dommes called the Affini, and forcibly given paradise in a post-scarcity culture that heavily prioritizes the care for its protectorates, to the point of drugging and mind-controlling them into a blissful reverie if necessary. For almost everyone this is a vast improvement. All that's required is to give up any silly notions that anyone except for the Affini know what's best for everyone; in many cases the poor things clearly don't.
Charlie Fitzgerald has seen too many instances of moving fast and breaking things to trust the green tide that swept across her city after the aliens came, and in particular, the magic mystery box in her kitchen. They said it could compile anything. She didn't believe them.
A short one-shot ventfic about a news item I found particularly distasteful. No formatting tricks or anything this time. I'm just writing.
My contribution to the September Sprout Scribblings jam.
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07 Jun 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of Hidden Works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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29 May 2026
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Amethyst Clover is a “functioning” independent within the Affini compact, so functioning in fact that she needs to isolate herself and ignore all social needs and bureaucratic correspondence after being severely embarrassed in public. Okay maybe a little more help is necessary for her.
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Mystery Work
Part of archived
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Greetings. My name is Imperata Ferrante, One Hundred Thirty Seventh Bloom—though bloom count loses its meaning after thirty thousand Terran years or so as a Compact science ship and about twenty times that in relative simulated time. Not that you would know what that is. Don't strain yourself.
I digress. In my countless millennia on the front line of our Great Work, I have had the privilege of hosting the very first Cotyledon Program for many species. Herein, I have summarized my findings in a simplified manner that lesser intelligences should find palatable. That’s you, little one!
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Mystery Work
Part of archived
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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One terran totally fails to have any impact on an intergalactic civilization.
Revised version, thanks in large part to my beta reader https://archiveofourown.org/users/EileenLilac
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22 Apr 2026
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ABC’s for Mommy and Me! by GlitchyRobo, sakuraTheKitten, Vestygian
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
13 Feb 2026
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An alphabet book for an affini and her little sprout floret. Meant to be read at bedtime to help the little one go to sleep.
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18 Apr 2026
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Bureau of Xenogenic Space-Time Anomalies: The Xenoethics Committee Files by bizaraEspero
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, SCP Foundation
19 Apr 2026
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SCP-507 slips into a universe where the Affini Compact is real, and he chooses to stay, accepting domestication and becoming a floret.
But anomaly is not so easily contained.
Torn back to his home reality despite every safeguard, 507 leaves something behind… And something follows.
Undeterred by distance, dimension, or resistance, his mistress (and the Compact itself) arrive in pursuit, bringing with them a quiet, inevitable salvation for a world that does not yet understand what it needs.
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Alone in the dark, together by Houp_kom_slakgedakru
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Original Work, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
08 Jan 2026
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Sometimes, it's the simple things that are the most important. And without anything else, all that's left are the simple things.
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Be My Valentine by Fluxom, Holly Adder (Witch_Freya)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
14 Oct 2025
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Petty Officer 1st Class Wyatt Valentine has never really known his place in the world. He has never been enough for anyone; not his father, not his crew, and most certainly not himself. As the war against the Affini Compact rages on, paranoia creeps in and he worries constantly over becoming one of their brainwashed Prisoners of War—a floret. Despite all this, he still has to do his job supervising one of the technical departments. When his tablet starts producing an odd sound, he sends it to get checked out. IT returns it to him with a strange new Support Messenger application, and the only contact in it is uncomfortably unprofessional.
Just who is this Viral_Expert, and why do they act like they care so damn much about him?
Be My Valentine is an erotic 'horror'/romance about what happens when a girl doesn't know she's a girl and needs a smelly fox and a scary plant to help her figure that out.
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On Domestication Of Masters by 4WheelSword, sheepwave
Fandoms: Original Work, Human Domestication Guide
11 Apr 2026
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A hard Master/submissive willbreaking fic with maidplay and dollification elements.
On the icy moon of Ganymede, an independent human, Frida, is scheming. She considers herself to be above all others, affini and terran alike. They just don’t have it figured out like she does; that the affini exist to serve those humans willing to see themselves as the true philisophical Masters of the universe.
She just wants to get one little (rather cruel) feralist broadcast out to hurt the Affini as much as possible, then volunteer for the cushiest caretaker she can find to pamper her while she reads philosophy and pats herself on the back for being so, so smart.
Let’s see how that plays out for her!
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Terran Super Knife Domestication Guide by A_Blessing_of_Ravens
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
26 Mar 2026
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You are the last of the terran super knives, the final, desperate hope of the terran accord. It is time for you to fulfill your purpose
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26 Mar 2026
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Two florets are on a very important mission: saving the world from
their girlfrienda giant monster! And what better partner could a pilot ortet ask for than her very own ramet mech? A story told in two perspectives: both instruments ofplaywar, one a figurative weapon, the other literal.Series
- Part 29 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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The Spire is Sideways by Xima
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, hdg - Fandom, Human Domestication Guide
25 Nov 2025
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Gloria, no-name freight coordinator on the Terran homeworld, watched as the first Affini ships landed on Earth. The war was over. The weeds had won. The Accord had fallen.
Gloria doubted very much would change. She was simply trading one master for another. Once, she had been a scholar. She hoped that much would save her from the mines, or the protein slurry, or whatever they did to their subjugated races.
But she'd always wondered about the truth of the matter. She'd heard whispers from former Accord planets, transmissions on shipping frequencies speaking of a better life under the Compact.
She'd been around too long to believe life could be better.
Or, the story of an (already!) trans girl and her journey through the Affini Compact and the culture-shock inherent to such an undertaking.
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Germination by Houp_kom_slakgedakru
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
24 Jun 2026
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One womans capture at the hands of the Affini sparks a journey of self-discovery that leads her to realize that her capture might be the best thing that's ever happened to her.
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- Part 1 of The Affini compact
