15 Works by Smolcasm
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Trixie Reynard, an independent and self-styled political commentator struggling to adapt to life in the Affini Compact, catches the attention of one Philomena Capessa, Second Bloom with one of her incisive barbs and quickly finds herself ensnared in turn. But what is Miss Capessa to do when her darling floret-to-be, whose stubborn mockery she found so delightful and endearing, abruptly loses the will to even speak for fear of offending her new mistress?
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"Young" June Ontalis, Ninth Bloom subdues and performs life-saving surgery on a Terran Cosmic Navy fleet. Yes, as in an entire fleet at once. Written for HDG Microfic Monday 4/13/26 (Terrans Are Adorable 102: Ferals and You).
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- Part 8 of Smolcasm's HDG One-Shots
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The twilight of human sovereignty comes at the hands — rather, vines — of an astronomically more advanced alien civilization that guarantees peace, plenitude, and actualization for all self-aware beings inevitably brought under their custody (some of whom are also then made their adoring pets forever). In the wake of the treaty dissolving Earth's government and installing a petty protectorate in its place, an enlisted naval engineer turned human supremacist rebel is captured and delivered to an enigmatic new mistress.
What's missing from the picture of an obstinate pebble facing down the crashing wave of unavoidable change? What goes unspoken when the inconceivably vast spectacle of interstellar war and species-wide subjugation is condensed down to the head of a pin precariously balancing the interests of pet and owner? And what in all the stars is the meaning of TLC?
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A floret receives written congratulations on their implant surgery from an individual who apparently could not attend. Attached: the message in question. (Mind the tags.)
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- Part 7 of Smolcasm's HDG One-Shots
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An independent terran socialite and the affini she's chatting up at the party she's hosting both ruminate on their roles, each other, and what it means to be perfect.
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- Part 6 of Smolcasm's HDG One-Shots
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A Present Continually Provided by Smolcasm
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
15 Nov 2025
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If at first you don't succeed (in getting away from the actually-very-nice hot giant imperialist plant aliens), try, try again, and again, and again, and again, and again.
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- Part 5 of Smolcasm's HDG One-Shots
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Affini archivists assert a moment can be both had and held through their meticulous transcription timelessly suspending a situation in sweet, syrupy sap for posterity. These are just some of their stories.
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An officer of the Terran Cosmic Navy becomes a contestant on an Affini game show.
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- Part 4 of Smolcasm's HDG One-Shots
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Kevin, nondescript inhabitant of the present day, wakes up to discover a world that has seemingly never heard of the Human Domestication Guide setting, and isn't given much time to dwell on it before the Affini Compact shows up.
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- Part 3 of Smolcasm's HDG One-Shots
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The Affini Compact faces perhaps its greatest challenge to date: domesticating the denizens of a strange place called New Suburbia. (That "perhaps" is perhaps putting in even more work than the most dedicated clerks.)
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- Part 2 of Smolcasm's HDG One-Shots
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Jane Wilding, independent sophont, learns she's the protagonist of an HDG fic. "So much for my wardship," she thinks, grimacing at the constrained feeling of existing in this concise summary.
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- Part 1 of Smolcasm's HDG One-Shots
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Prideful kitty attempts showing gratitude.
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- Part 4 of Smolcasm's Persona 5 Drabbles
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Phantom Thieves fangirling over cartoons.
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- Part 3 of Smolcasm's Persona 5 Drabbles
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Tense artist recruits tenser muse.
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- Part 2 of Smolcasm's Persona 5 Drabbles
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Two boys discuss eye-catching art.
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- Part 1 of Smolcasm's Persona 5 Drabbles