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    "I don't mean to come here and freak you out," Scott said, though he knew there was no avoiding it. He'd been where they were before. It had felt like he was dying, back then. "I just don't want you to think you're the only ones, okay? There's lots of us."

    Their eyes snapped to him in unison, startled and intense. Hollander croaked, "What?"

    "There's over sixteen hundred guys in the MLH and AHL," he reminded them, because it had felt improbable to him when he first heard until he remembered the sheer size of the hockey world. "There's — well, we don't know how many of us there are, but there's at least seventeen of us that know each other. Plus you two. We watch out for each other."

    His eyes enormous, Hollander asked, "There's, what? A secret underground gay hockey network?"

    Scott shrugged. "Yeah, basically."

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    Ilya and Shane find their way into The Tennis Club, a network of closeted hockey players that hook up - so long as everyone keeps it casual. Which is no problem! They can do casual, right?

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    20 May 2026

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    The first rule about tennis club is we don't talk about tennis club. Reread chapter 3(it has a cold open of a OC we didn't already know so don't worry if it doesn't make sense)

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    6/? 6is an appendix (listing club members and missed connections. Consider reading that and then chapter 5
    Really good, not idealistic and sometimes sad, but has"optimistic verisimilitude" you can 'believe that it could be true'

    7/?
    The appendix is continually in the last chapter. So read what ever chapter is last and then go to chapter 7(which should be the first new chapter)

    9/? Read the appendix And then chapter 8(it's the current new chapter and really good)and then continue

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    In room 1410, Ilya Rozanov is ready to walk out the door after successfully getting his 19 year old hockey rival into bed. He knew how to make this moment happen and he knows what they have to be to each other now that it's over. But as he turns the doorknob to leave, he's stopped with questions he never expected. And giving Shane Hollander what he needs in that moment will change everything.

    I note which chapters are SFW vs NFSW, because many of you said knowing meant the difference between reading this on your lunch break or having to wait. (Thank you for wanting to read my work that much.)

    Covers the first two years of their rookie seasons (which is mostly skipped over in the show/books). Canon divergent from the first hookup seen in HR s01ep01. Most things are from the show but the timeline is a mix of both; Hunter and Marleau are aged up per the show instead of as young as they are in the books. (Also, Shane and Ilya don't wait *two years*, they stick to the book timeline. IYKYK.)

    Please note this will the first in a series; you can subscribe to the whole series as well so you don't miss anything :)

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Ahhh it's so fucking good, change is that after the CCM hookup Shane asked a question about "is this how it normally goes". They end up talking and after round 2 exchange numbers way earlier. And end up publicly friendish
    32/33
    Reread 32 and it should all mostly make sense

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    AU where one of Shane’s rookies comes out early on in his career. Organized in chronological order.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Reread fic 13

    It's the one with Wynn and Jake Merrell

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    What if before he met Kip, Scott had already fallen in love with someone else? And what if he then had to watch that someone else making the objectively terrible decision to fall in love with his arch-rival?

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    05 Jun 2026

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    I can't say it's good, but I can say it's fun.

    9/?

    11/? Reread from 9 I think. Still fun, but the chapters are short so wait for a few

    16/?
    Reread from 13?

    22, reread maybe from 20?

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    Shane and Ilya are champions. They are partners, and they’re in it for life. And people are starting to notice.

    After being traumatically outed two years ago, Shane and Ilya's relationship and their lives have been fundamentally changed, and most days, Shane thinks that's a good thing. But sometimes, the pressure of being out, and the endless online speculation about #hollanov, and rumors running rampant through the NHL, and a new generation of rookies looking up to them, and the knowledge that everyone is relying on Shane Hollander to be perfect at all times—sometimes it's a lot.

    But Shane's dealing with it. Ilya seems happier than he's ever been, and Shane just needs to get his act together to support his husband. He can do that. He needs to, and he will, if he doesn't crack under the pressure first.

    They've got a second Stanley Cup to win, after all.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    14/?
    This is the perfect catch up chapter. Just read it