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It's just smut.
Smutty smut smut.
This game has me in a chokehold and I got this idea and couldn't NOT write it.
Maybe more to come with the other boys.Bookmarked by Something_Dysfunctional
16 Mar 2026
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Angel knows how to perform. He knows how to be wanted.
What he doesn't know is how to be seen.
A slow-burn game of poker turns into something far more dangerous when Husk refuses to rush him, refuses to take control without permission, and refuses to look away.
Angel only meant to seduce him.
He didn't mean to feel like he mattered.Series
- Part 1 of Seduction AU
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15 Feb 2026
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Welcome to my Sylusversary Week 2025 Series
This is a SylusMC Anthology Series following prompts prvided by @/forStayrus for Sylusversay Week 2025 on X
Thank you so much for hosting this incredible event.--------------------------------
I'll be populating these well after the timeframe of the event, but complete each prompt non-the less.
Thank you for your patience, and Enjoy
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18 Sep 2025
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(obscenely late submission for stolitz week 2024; hurt/comfort)
Blitzø is nothing like Stella, and he proves this to Stolas, time and time again.
Or: A deep-dive comparison piece into 5 different scenarios faced in both Stolas’ relationship with Stella and with Blitzo.
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07 Jul 2024
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“Hello, darling,” He murmurs, voice thick with sleep.
“Hey, pretty bird,” Blitzø responds, reaching a hand out and running it through his lover's disorderly head-feathers. Most of them spring back up afterward, but he earns himself a sleepy hoot in response to his ministrations, and he smiles. “Didn’t mean to wake ‘ya - you can keep sleeping if you want.”
Stolas hums but slowly sits up, the blanket falling to give way to his slender, naked body. The size of Stolas’ waist only further exaggerates the egg he’s carrying, skinny chest dipping down to a healthy and growing bump in his midsection. When his arms stretch above his body, loud pops echo from his hollow bones. Blitzø wastes no time - he scurries into the arms and lap of his lover. He has less room now, because of the bump, but that’s okay. Arms immediately loop around his middle and pull him flush against a feathered chest, Stolas leaning down and pressing a kiss against the crown of the imp's head.
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Or; look. it's like 9k words of pregnant sex. they're very in love.
(continuation of the first fic, but they can easily be read separately with no issues!)
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07 Jul 2024
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your ivy grows (and now I’m covered in you) by sixbucksandadrpepper
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
26 Jun 2024
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The silence was back. Blitz wanted to be sick. He wanted to smash every bottle behind the bar, to sweep the table and pull Stolas up and climb on top of him, to shoot every other patron in the face to stop them from watching. The seconds dragged on and he knew this, right here, was him missing his chance. Last call for boarding. All he had to do was say that he was sorry too.
A whistle was blowing, too loud in his ears. The doors were closing.
Or; Blitz and Stolas have an important, heartfelt conversation after the events of Apology Tour.
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07 Jul 2024
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As the solstice rolls around again, Stolas has to head to a remote cabin in the woods for a few days to perform his royal duties. Feeling a bit insecure and in dire need of a vacation, he invites his new boyfriend along, wanting only for Blitzo to enjoy a much-deserved rest.
Who could've guessed there'd be a blackout the very first night?
Featuring an anxious and unsure Stolas, with Blitzo finally being his emotional rock.
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07 Jul 2024
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Day 5: Flowers/Garden
Stolas had always used flowers to express his emotions, the good and the bad, even if it was only in private. Planting his feelings often brought him peace in a world that constantly stomped on softness.
Blitzø has something he wants to tell Stolas, and flowers might just be the best way for him to do so.
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- Part 5 of Stolas Week 2022
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07 Jul 2024
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Day 7: Free / AU
Ever since he’d first heard of them as a child, Stolas was always enamored by the concept of soulmates, of two people forever connected through their dreams.
When he suddenly begins dreaming of a brash and confident imp with a crude sense of humor, Stolas is desperate to find him.
Meeting Blitzø, though, is far from what he’d imagined.
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- Part 6 of Stolas Week 2022
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07 Jul 2024
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It's Stolas who portals himself out of the room, leaving Blitz to think about what had just happened. In the midst of his emotional chaos, he just can't let things stay like this and goes to find where Stolas is.
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06 Jul 2024
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While out on a date with Stolas, a chance encounter leaves Blitz reeling with unpleasant memories of that one night of Verosika's party. But at least they can finally have a little heart-to-heart about it.
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06 Jul 2024
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AU Canon Divergence: Stolas and Blitz run into each other a year after the Apology Tour. Fluff happens.
Canon Divergence because there is no way this would ever happen in the actual plot. Far too Hallmark.
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01 Jul 2024
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Blitzø marches back into the Palace to give the Prince a piece of his mind. He wants to talk? Fine. They're going to TALK.
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30 Jun 2024
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“Mm, hey, can I make a request?”
“Go for it.” Husk said, readjusting so he was sitting cross legged on the floor instead of being up on his knees.
“Think you could start calling me some pet names in other languages?”
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Husk and Angel have been married for three months when Angel discovers a fascinating new skill of his husbands; and decides to make good use of it
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- Part 4 of The Newlywed Chronicles
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30 Jun 2024
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I Rule with a Velvet Tongue by quirkthescribbler for rainbowpandas
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
23 Nov 2021
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Somehow, Husk always seem to know what Angel needs. And today, Angel needs to see him on his knees.
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28 Jun 2024
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After a long night of teasing and games, Stolas and Blitzø finally make it back home, but the fun's not over yet. A quick release is never enough for either of them. But what happens when the Goetia, who Blitzø has a very one-sided beef with, decides to call Stolas right in the middle of things?
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A work inspired by the amazing art of @hina4rt, link in notes
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27 Jun 2024
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Blitzø takes Stolas back to Ozzie's to make up for their disaster of a "first date."
(or: the stolitz scissoring fic ive been screaming about on twitter)
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27 Jun 2024
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Their Kink is Vulnerability and Communication by Helluvahusker (Aprilmallick)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 Jun 2024
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Blitzø glanced away and said, “So uh, the thing that you did. Inspired by a Dom thing.”
Stolas cocked his head to the side curiously. “What about it?”
“D-does that…” Blitzø suddenly looked almost more nervous than he had while anticipating an inevitable conflict. “I mean uh, does the whole taking charge of the situation extend to… other areas? Like… sexy areas?”Or: Stolitz successfully communicates and Stolas pegs Blitzø about it.
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27 Jun 2024
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After the events of The Full Moon, Blitz didn't think he'd have a second chance at fixing things with Stolas - until Verosika puts them in a room together and he has no choice but to face his feelings for him and find a way to make them known.
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26 Jun 2024
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After Ozzie's by Gizzwhizz, SunshineAndSnark (GoodApollo27)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
04 Jun 2024
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"Now you wish to talk?" he said quietly.
Blitz had made him wait for weeks. Weeks that he went nearly mad not knowing where they stood with one another, and now the imp wished to simply waltz into his home and talk things over? Stolas narrowed his eyes, feeling every inch of the height that he held over Blitz. The worst part was, if Blitz wanted to finally talk after all of this, then of course, Stolas would let him.
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- Part 6 of Untold Tales of the Full Moon
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26 Jun 2024