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  1. Rec 52

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    After giving a crash course on human reproduction as part of his ‘human biology’ classes on Erid, Grace makes the mistake of mentioning that mating is often very energy intensive, active and loud. Most Eridians don’t think much of this as Grace, and by extensions all humans, are already quite leaky and inefficient anyway.

    That is until the temperature settings in Grace’s biodome start to fail and Rocky and Adrian come face (or carapace) to face with a scantily clad, sweaty grace who’s showing all the signs from his reproductive lecture.

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    29 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 9

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    “Cas,” he says carefully, “have you ever heard the word ‘transgender’?”

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    26 Jun 2026

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    "Yes," Adrian interrupts. Rocky lets out a musical sort of laugh at how easily the blue Eridian brushes Ryland off. "I've read plenty about it on your thinking machine." Adrian taps his fingers on the floor below, like a nervous tic. "I have come up with the most optimal solution."

    "Lay it on me, big guy," Grace grins. He's decidedly ignoring the dull ache beginning to build behind his navel.

    "You should orgasm at least five or six times."

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    24 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 49

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    "This quarantine shit is stupid, you know. You saw the health panel—I'm not gonna radiation blast you with my eyes or anything. I survived a freaking blood ocean! And came out fine! What's a few germs after that?"

    Grace sighed. Simon may as well have been a mutant from Area 51; quarantine was more for Grace's health than his. "Fine is a weird way to describe getting turned into half goldfish."

    "It was an eel, for your information. And compared to the other option, I think I got the good ending here."

    Or: Simon and Grace have phone sex while they wait for Simon to stop being radioactive.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.

    What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.

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    Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.

    UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!

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    23 Jun 2026