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After giving a crash course on human reproduction as part of his ‘human biology’ classes on Erid, Grace makes the mistake of mentioning that mating is often very energy intensive, active and loud. Most Eridians don’t think much of this as Grace, and by extensions all humans, are already quite leaky and inefficient anyway.
That is until the temperature settings in Grace’s biodome start to fail and Rocky and Adrian come face (or carapace) to face with a scantily clad, sweaty grace who’s showing all the signs from his reproductive lecture.
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29 Jun 2026
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“Cas,” he says carefully, “have you ever heard the word ‘transgender’?”
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- Part 2 of Transchesters!!
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26 Jun 2026
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"Yes," Adrian interrupts. Rocky lets out a musical sort of laugh at how easily the blue Eridian brushes Ryland off. "I've read plenty about it on your thinking machine." Adrian taps his fingers on the floor below, like a nervous tic. "I have come up with the most optimal solution."
"Lay it on me, big guy," Grace grins. He's decidedly ignoring the dull ache beginning to build behind his navel.
"You should orgasm at least five or six times."
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24 Jun 2026
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"This quarantine shit is stupid, you know. You saw the health panel—I'm not gonna radiation blast you with my eyes or anything. I survived a freaking blood ocean! And came out fine! What's a few germs after that?"
Grace sighed. Simon may as well have been a mutant from Area 51; quarantine was more for Grace's health than his. "Fine is a weird way to describe getting turned into half goldfish."
"It was an eel, for your information. And compared to the other option, I think I got the good ending here."
Or: Simon and Grace have phone sex while they wait for Simon to stop being radioactive.
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23 Jun 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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23 Jun 2026
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At the end of a school day, Grace stumbles upon a stray cat sitting on his bike and makes the stupid decision to take her home.
But that dumb decision leads to a pretty woman at his doorstep, so maybe it wasn't that bad.
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- Part 2 of Project Hail Mary Works
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16 Jun 2026
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late to the party by sippysippy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jun 2026
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ryland comes home after teaching to find that his mates decided to have some fun without him
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gross grockdrian x reader sex
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16 Jun 2026
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Think I'll Walk Around the Moon Instead by glennjaminhow
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jun 2026
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Three times Ryland Grace being sick is met with indifference + one time a sentient rock takes it very seriously.
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“Hi,” he says, trying out the word. He sounds snotty and sleepy. “Sorry to bother you. I think… I-I think someone el-else needs to watch my group.”
There’s silence on the other end.
“Why?” is all that comes next.
Inconvenience.
He’s always an inconvenience.
Ryland sucks in a deep breath that leaves him coughing. “I don’t feel… I d-don’t feel very well, and… I t-threw up, and I…”
His voice gives out before he can finish.
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15 Jun 2026
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What is a Blood Eel? by CherriBomm360
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
25 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace has been on Erid for at least a year now, but then something unexpected turns up in his life: a creature from a different world that has become a side project of study, but will it stay that way?
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13 Jun 2026
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Bonded by ramsay_baggins
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Rocky hummed. "We have cultural practice. Is like mates without eggs. It is like… soul bond. Other person who is part of you."
"I like that," Grace smiled. "Sounds a bit like platonic soulmates from Earth culture."
"Yes yes yes," Rocky said. "Tried to find words on thinking machine. Those are right words, amaze amaze amaze!"
On Erid, just because you have a mate, it doesn't mean you can't have a soul bond with someone else too.
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11 Jun 2026
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"Yeah," you mumble, blinking slow and looking away in embarrassment. "I— you can touch me. If you want to." It's not quite an answer to what he asked, but it's good enough. It's painfully clear that you're not used to being the one to follow and let someone else take over. Not that Ryland minds, he is a teacher, after all.
"Thank you, because I really do want to."
OR: after weeks of letting you run yourself ragged, Ryland finally puts his foot down and implores that you let him help you blow off some steam.
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11 Jun 2026
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Three years after the probes carrying Taumoeba and Dr. Ryland Grace's final message arrive on Earth, humanity launches an interstellar spaceship with a brand new mission. Thirty-six crew members (including two graduates of a certain San Franciscan junior high school) travel to the star 40-Eridani to make friendly contact with the Eridians and bring them the alien life form from Tau Ceti-E that can save their star if Dr. Grace's sacrifice failed.
Grace, now fifty-seven years old, is just trying to balance his life as a teacher while no longer being the only human on the planet anymore. It's a big adjustment, but Rocky and the Terra's Grace crew are going to make sure he's well taken care of.
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10 Jun 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
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08 Jun 2026
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Orbital Velocity by Wr1t3myWr0ngs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
03 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is having A Week. First he is practically kidnapped from his place of work, sent into one of the finest labs he has ever been in, and told he is going to be first contact with an alien.
Except he's already been first contact with an alien. It's just that no one knows that.
Confused, curious, and with minimal supervision, Ryland Grace makes the breakthrough of the century. What he doesn't know is that he's about to become a part of something much bigger. In the process something he thought he lost will be found, and maybe if he can avoid making a mess of things, he will get to come home.
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- Part 1 of Chasing The Stars
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06 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace has settled well enough in his biosphere, until one night when a blood-covered stranger washes ashore, mistakes him for the angel of death, and kisses him. As the man recovers from his injuries, Grace and his Eridian besties uncover the truth about his past, and find hope for the future.
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05 Jun 2026
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A Guide to Studying Your Rescue Human by stayweirdalways
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
03 Jun 2026
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Basically what it says on the tin: the Eridians studying the leaky space blob Rocky brought back and being mildly horrified at, like, most of his weird habits and biology things.
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- Part 1 of How To Live On An Alien Planet
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05 Jun 2026
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Eridians think Grace is hot. Statement. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 May 2026
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"Grace is very soft," Dr. Derek says, their tone has dipped drastically from the light tone they were using earlier during the check-up. They emphasize their sentence with a squeeze to Grace's arm.
Grace stutters, face starting to heat. "Oh! Uh-thank you, I think?"
"Grace is taking another mate, question?"
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or; Rocky is possessive as hellSeries
- Part 1 of possessive!rocky
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05 Jun 2026
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Curiosity Satiated by maroon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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"Right." With his unoccupied hand, he twists his wedding ring. "You know what's a better way to die, though?"
Ilyukhina looks up and smirks. "Orgasm?"
Rocky laughs. "Yeah."
They both laugh.
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05 Jun 2026
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phenomenal nominal nothing by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Apr 2026
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“Proof of concept,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. “We’ve tested it thoroughly to ensure it fits the specified nutritional profile, and several members of our team have ingested small amounts of it to ensure there were no adverse effects.”
“You ate some of it?” I ask, rudely. I’m too irate to mind my language. Who do they think they are? That meat is for Grace. In a way, that meat is Grace.
“Yes,” ♫♬♯♩♩♫ says. They and the rest of the human life support thrum know better than to be offended by my occasionally strange behaviour. “Obviously we weren’t going to risk the life of Honoured Grace on a completely untested technology.”
That doesn’t mean much. There’s a lot of things that are safe for ingestion by Eridians that would outright kill a human.
Trust Grace, I remind myself. He’ll have thought of all this.
(OR: Grace's meburgers from the book epilogue. Let's talk about those!)
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30 May 2026
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A touch-starved awkward nerd
A neglected young man who's experiencing bodily autonomy for the first time
An alien male who's very curious about the human body
All stuck together in a spaceship.
Whatever could go wrong ~ ?
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28 May 2026