SpoonDeficiency



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    “Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”

    Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….

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    "Hayden blinks. “You… you know. Your post last night. I hope I didn’t make you feel like you couldn’t tell me. I mean, I-I was always trying to set you up with Jackie’s friends, you could’ve told me then.” The pain in Hayden’s voice is palpable, but Shane can’t seem to care. Panic is slowly bubbling in his stomach. He feels his face drain of color.
    “I-I posted something last night?” He whispers.
    Hayden’s eyes widen, and he turns, if possible, even paler. “You… don’t remember?”"

     

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    Shane accidentally comes out publicly while blackout drunk. Ilya comforts him and confessions ensue. Shortly after, Shane starts getting hit on by men everywhere. Online, by fans, even by the goddamn paparazzi. Ilya hates it.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    - Marlow Has Added Jane to the Conversation -

    Marlow: Please don't tell Roz

    Jane: O.O

     

    - Hayden Has Added Lily to the Conversation -

    Lily: What the fuck is this?

    Hayden: Oh-

     

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Told entirely through scrollable text messages between two hockey rivals who absolutely should not be doing this. But they do it anyway.

    Hidden behind the names Jane and Lily, Shane and Ilya trade sarcasm, provocation, and bad decisions, until the conversations slide into reckless flirting, explicit suggestions, and messages sent way past the point of good judgment.

    No filter, no restraint, no self-control. Just timestamps, ruined sleep schedules, and sexting that feels inevitable when neither of them knows how to stop pushing the other’s buttons.
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    Chat conversations are displayed in the form of interactive scrolling HTML widgets.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander woke up early on the morning of the MLH Awards. He went for a run. He had lunch with Hayden Pike. He kissed Ilya Rozanov in a bathroom. He fucked Ilya Rozanov in his hotel room.

    Shane Hollander woke up early on the morning of the MLH Awards.

    Again. And again. And again.

    (Shane relives the 2014 MLH Awards over and over again. Alternative title: Shane Hollander learns to ask for what he wants.)

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Commuting back and forth between Boston and Montreal is boring, flight delays are even worse. Even MORE boring are the amount of dick pics on a certain app as Ilya's looking for some entertainment. But then there is Shane, Shane is only 788 meters away. Shane is a bottom (allegedly) and Shane has the most aggressively straight profile Ilya has ever seen on a gay hookup app. He just needed to make sure he wasn't a straight who lost his way, that was the only reason he messaged him and agreed to meet him in an airport lounge.

    It was the only reason they kept meeting up after that, just to make really really really sure he wasn't straight.

    Shane is a Captain in this universe too.

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    06 Jun 2026

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