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A god, presumed dead, killed by 1x1's hands, returns.
Basically shedletsky turns back into telamon cuz the specter didnt patch a glitch bla bla
My writing is ass and I need more fics of shed becoming telamon again sigh
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007n7.. a past exploiter and now a father stripped of his child.
Despair, stress and the events of forsaken destroy the reformed man..
He is tortured by nightly, repeating nightmares.. until the thought of returnin to his past activities doesn't seem that terrible anymore..Pluh
007n7 show ur balls pls
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Deliver us from evil by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
27 May 2026
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My pride stings a little at being so underestimated by a species that couldn’t even outrun a particularly determined turtle if their life depended on it. Look, I’m no Sha’Carri Richardson, but I’m pretty proud of my seven-minute mile. I worked hard for it. I haven’t been able to handle myself like this since I was... well, since I left Earth.
“Y’know what? Let’s settle this once and for all. I could use an endurance test anyway. Good for my cardio.”
Dr. Bones perks up. “You’ll do a demonstration?”
“Absolutely. Give me two rest days and a warmup, then I’ll show you what the average human athlete can do.”
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AKA, Grace doesn't consider himself much of an athlete, but he's no slouch either. And he's got the physical prowess of his whole species to represent!
The xenobiology team, on the other hand, is horrified to learn what a 'persistence hunter' is.
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- Part 2 of Ave Maria
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01 Jul 2026
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|| A Shot in the Dark || by hanasomna
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 Jun 2026
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“So let me get this right.” Pearl began as the vampires shifted closer to the group, “We are watching? Reacting? Doing something here, seeing a young Scott play in a death game.” Cleo nodded their head. They understood that much, the instructions were pretty clear.
“Why though?” Drift asked, her eyes scanning over Scott who was dusting the dirt of his pants and standing up.
“So we do get to find out more about Scott!” Shelby exclaimed as she tugged on Avid slightly.
“Can we just do this and go back home.” Martyn muttered as Sausage agreed.￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
I just finished watching Vampires SMP and I need this 'crossover' + This story is not beta read and I will re-read this later on and fix any mistakesSeries
- Part 1 of Life Series*(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*
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19 Jun 2026
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There's Something Different About Snape by a_decently_sized_worm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2026
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“Who are you and what have you done with Severus?” said McGonagall, her eyebrows almost disappearing into her hat. The query was meant as a joke, but there was a hint of legitimate doubt in it.
“I got therapy,” Snape blurted out.
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The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.
In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.
Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape (not quite a "self-insert"). Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw JKRowldemort—she deserves 0 respect for the way she uses her privilege to harm others just trying to live. Trans rights, mf.
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I take a while because this is just something I do in my spare time when I'm not exhausted from working/life. Sorry! If this ever does go on hiatus for whatever reason, I'll update this description to say so, but as of now, that's not the case. I'm just a hella slow writer. ;-;- Language:
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26 May 2026
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Your life wasn't all that bad. You had money, something of a social life, and an unwavering bloodlust. Pretending to be human was hard work, but it quickly became worth it when you meet an interesting trio one night at a generic gas station located near a small and quiet town™. And then you meet a few of their other friends. And apparently, their boss is some eldritch dude with serious issues. Yeah, this is fine.
How hard can it be, surrounded by inhumane killers, and pretending you're not one yourself?
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19 May 2026
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𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢 to the world of 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘊𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘴 is a thrill to you, you absolutely loved Everyone, even more so with Pierrot, and as a Monster Fucker Lover, you were thrilled, especially since you exactly know how the plot goes.
So you make it your mission to have all of them love you, I mean, what's the worst that could happen? 5 monsters loving one person and is known to eat flesh and kill? Definitely a lovely experience.
Just don't get too shocked if the plot goes a little bit off track and you now see some cracks and plots that wasn't supposed to be in the original game. But is this really just a game now though? Or is it a fully functioning world where it's not controlled by some mere coding.
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17 May 2026