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Lucifer is in town to debut his children to society - but Ozzie thinks Lucifer needs a second chance debut and a marriage of his own.
Luckily, Lucifer is a genius, so he comes up with the plan to claim he's engaged to a mysterious recluse he's never met, and as long as Alastor stays out of the city, what could go wrong?
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- Part 1 of The Perfect Fake
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18 Jun 2026
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An arrangement of convenience between Alastor and Husk to scratch a purely physical itch rapidly spirals into an unexpected development that neither could have anticipated.
(Full version of my concept by the same name)
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- 25/25
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02 Jun 2026
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One evening, Charlie makes them play a game: they have to answer five questions each about the person they are partnered with. The winning team gets to go to a restaurant the next day, while the losing team will have to do the dishes for the upcoming week.
Lucifer doesn't think it's fair that he has to be partnered up with Alastor, when the two other teams are couples. How are they supposed to compete? Not only do they hate each other, Lucifer also has a shitty memory about people!
He resigns himself to washing a lot of dishes in the near future, but they unexpectedly get more and more answers right. Will they, against all odds, not only not lose, but actually win? That would be preposterous, wouldn't it?
By the end of it, Lucifer learns that he knows a lot more about Alastor than he ever imagined, but that only makes him want to find out more.
*Now with a part two from Alastor's PoV! You get to read how their relationship will develop, if that's something that interests you!*
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23 May 2026
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He had crafted it himself, the old fashioned human way. He'd spent sleepless days and nights melting metal and bending it into bars, cutting leather and cloth, and while it looked as human as the process it took, Lucifer was proud. It wasn't his usual favored style- he would have made it gold and red with an extravagant apple pattern cut into the metal rather than plain bars- but he knew Alastor would like this better. It was a gift, for his radio lover, and the relief that washed over him as Alastor took it into his own clawed hands was like a breath of fresh air in the polluted world they lived in.
(On the cusp of a heat, or perhaps even a rut, Alastor is given a gift from the Devil. Basically just radioapple NSFW. Please read tags!!)
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06 May 2026
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My baby said he wants to dance with a ghost (he wants to leave me) by AydenJones (zitaostuck)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
11 May 2024
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There is this man-looking creature who is haunting Lucifer's life. As fickle as a ghost and hotter than a fire, he's everything Lucifer could ask for.
(In which Lucifer ghostbusters his way into a somewhat stable relationship.)Bookmarked by TeaWithTheHatter
02 May 2026
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Melody is, and ever will be, the very flower of music - August W. Ambros (1816–1876)
Follow the journey of a new addition to the Morningstar family!
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17 Apr 2026
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“I know Alastor’s been gone for a long time, but murder, Luci? You love him.” Ozzie’s voice was soft and it made Lucifer clench his teeth, baring his fangs at the room at large.
“That is NOT Alastor.” Lucifer would know his partner anywhere, and that hack sure as shit wasn’t him. But he was pretty flawless if even Ozzie thought he was.
“Luci…baby…” Ozzie’s voice took on the annoying, I’m-worried-about-you tone and Lucifer had to fight to not start breathing fire.
“Alastor is dead."
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Lucifer's partner has been missing (presumed dead) for seven years. He's coming around to accepting that. And then he's visiting Charlie's Hotel and there's a demon pretending to be his Alastor? He thinks the fuck not!- Language:
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30 Jan 2026
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After Lucifer's song spread through Hell, alarms went off in Heaven, sinners are running amok in Pentagram City, and everyone seems to demand answers from the King of Hell.
While Charlie has enough to do with the amount of sinners seeking redemption, Lucifer gets pulled into meetings with Heaven and the others sins to prevent a war, and Alastor gets busy trying to gain control over the newly empowered demons around Pentagram City before they level everything to the ground.Series
- Part 2 of Lumen
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- English
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- 267,419
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- 33/33
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16 Jan 2026
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After months of planning, Alastor was ready to add another murder to his list. What he hadn't planned on was the short, little man with the sharp grin who popped up out of nowhere asking to join him.
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- Part 1 of Lumen
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- English
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- 27,151
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- 6/6
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15 Jan 2026
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The laughter was reined in and reduced to what could best be described as a giggle fit. The king would even dare to call it adorable.
“My apologies! It’s been a while since I’ve had someone speak to me like that. And so witty, too! Why, if you were here now, I’d even buy you a drink before I’d rip your throat out!”
Lucifer snorted into the phone on reflex. “I’d like to see you try.”
“Oh ho! I’d happily take you up on that offer. Do you have a name, dear sinner?”
Said “sinner” was taken aback by the question. Alastor never asked for names. His grin broadened. “You can call me ‘Luci’.”
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In which a king finds a radio show to keep him company late at night.
For RadioApple Week Day 1: Late Night
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- Part 1 of Stripes' RadioApple Week
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05 Jan 2026
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Join Alastor and Lucifer as they navigate the complicated relationship that developed a few months prior - a fallen angel who falls hard, and a reluctant demon who falls harder, fighting it every step of the way. A series that takes them through betrayal, heartache, injury and more. Hard talks can't be put off forever - but they really do give it their best shot.
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20 Dec 2025
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A collection of moments centered around intimacy, both sexual and non-sexual.
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- 43,134
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- 11
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14 Dec 2025
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Alastor has been the conductor of the orchestra for years, youngest ever to hold the position, thank you kindly. When the Board pushes for an open audition, he was prepared for the tone-deaf clout chasers to waste his time.
He was not prepared for Lucifer, the man who ruined his mid-morning coffee run, to reignite the fire in his heart that once drove him to compose. He was not expecting the return of the muse he lost years ago to be accompanied by violin concertos and dazzling sapphire eyes.And Lucifer? He just needed to get out of his newly-leased divorcee pad and figured the old violin he found amidst the boxed up ruins of his marriage was better than pickleball.
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Lucifer makes a deal with Alastor; an audition for a phone number. As in all things, they make a royal mess of it from there.
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- English
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- 13/13
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06 Nov 2025
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The closest Alastor's ever gotten to romance comes in the form of—in order of increasing hilariousness—a couple of botched youthful attempts at kissing, cheap mass-produced smut comics, and the wildly entertaining tales of other people's sordid affairs.
He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.
It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective.
More than anything else, he’s pleased that these new modern attitudes have given him extra opportunities for bad puns.
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- English
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- 13,730
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 280
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28 Oct 2025
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Lucifer nearly kills Alastor in their last fight so Charlie decides they need to spend time together once a week to work on their friendship. It doesn't go how anyone planned.
I combined Parts 1-2(Lucifer's and Alastor's Perspectives) + a third perspective + a fun fact at the end of each chapter + a new chapter that I won't add to the first two!
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- Part 3 of Weekly Fun
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- English
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- 133,358
- Chapters:
- 52/52
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28 Oct 2025
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Lucifer likes to watch the new arrivals in Hell to find interesting sinners. A really cute sinner with red deer ears catches his eye.
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25 Oct 2025
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Following their success in the battle against Heaven, the Hazbin Hotel draws the attention of all, making it the new place to be – including the Hellborn, who cannot resist a visit to the home of the Princess of Hell, now a symbol of Hell’s momentary superiority over Heaven.
But the star hotels of the other Rings aren’t used to competition from Pride, and in the months that follow, try to interfere with its success.
At her wit’s end, Charlie calls upon her father again, and he agrees to ensure the harassment of the Hazbin ceases, by giving the meddlesome rivals a taste of their own medicine.
What’s this, a chance to be spiteful and petty for a revenge tour across Hell? Alastor is all in.
OR: Get in, loser, we’re going Ring hopping.
Enjoy watching Alastor and Lucifer being forced to work together to avenge the Hazbin Hotel across every Ring in Hell.
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- English
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- 132,512
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- 21/21
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28 Sep 2025
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The first time he meets the devil, Alastor is twenty-one years old.
It is not the last time, though it does set the course for everything that follows. It is where it all begins.
A canon divergence AU, beginning with a very different first meeting.
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24 Sep 2025
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Alastor and Lucifer are bickering like usual. Only this time, they piss off the wrong person. Our favourite pair have no choice but to come clean about their secret relationship, only after they've had a bit of fun with the exchange first, of course.
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- English
- Words:
- 6,324
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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19 Sep 2025
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Alastor doesn’t say the words ‘I love you.’ Lucifer doesn’t want to be bothered by that, and he wasn’t at first, but he says it all the time, and yeah, maybe it’d be nice to hear it back once in a while.
It’s not until a trip to Rosie’s (complete with the requisite best friend shovel talk) that he learns to look closer and see all of the ways Alastor does declare his love, even if he doesn’t often speak the words out loud.- Language:
- English
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- 7,310
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19 Sep 2025