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After hours of being in this damn jet (and who gave Steve fucking Rogers a license to fly this thing anyway, hello, he crashed a plane into the Arctic on purpose once), they land in the middle of a field. Yes, a field. Literally right next to a fucking cow. They file off one by one, each taking in their new surroundings. Bucky moos hello to the cow.
"Did you just moo?" Sam asks. Bucky shrugs, and Sam rolls his eyes. "You didn't say a fucking word the entire flight, and yet, you greet a cow. A goddamn cow."
"Maybe it’s one of the twenty languages he can speak," Steve mutters, never taking his eyes off of his phone.
Bucky sneers at both of them. "Where the hell are we?"
"Right outside of Cut Bank, Montana. About 30 miles from the Canadian border," Steve answers, wrinkling his nose. "I got the coordinates right, this is the place."
Coordinates his ass. "It's a farm, Steve."
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In which Bucky, Sam, and Steve learn to live together, Bucky and Sam learn to love each other, and Bucky learns to love himself.
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17 Mar 2025
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Kelly, the Well-Meaning and Very Confused Barista by chaya for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Jul 2016
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An outside observer confuses the 'barbershop quartet' as one woman with a really bad habit for cheating. Complete fluff.
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- 6,299
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 590
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- 8,144
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01 Mar 2025
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Batman, Beer, and Barbeque by Arkangelo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
12 Oct 2024
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“Oh my God,” Hal whispered next to him. “Is Batman… driving a minivan?”
Clark blanched. Because that was most certainly Batman, and he was most certainly driving a minivan. It was black and sleek, with tinted windows and a polished fender, but all the money in the world couldn’t make a minivan look tasteful—especially not when the windows were decorated with Gotham Knights bumper stickers and a massive stick figure family with sharpied on bat-ears and what appeared to be... grappling hooks?
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Clark Kent hosts a Superbowl Party. No one expects Batman to show up. No one expects him to bring an entire minivan stacked with children, either.
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03 Jan 2025
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Competent by Rgfellows
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
23 Dec 2024
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Clark has a competency kink and that's perfectly fine. It certainly won't be an issue with his new Justice League friends--a certain Dark Knight in particular. But if it does cause an issue, his best friend is sure to hear about it.
Basically superbat from the POV of Lois Lane. Story written because I find fics where Clark is down bad and thirsty right away super funny. (No pun intended.)
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31 Dec 2024
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Sunflowers in the Sky by kitfornow
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
05 Dec 2024
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Barry knows for a fact that something is wrong. Well, no, not wrong, per se. But Batman is acting strange with Superman, and Clark is just plain weird around Bruce. Barry's not an idiot, alright? Something is going on. All he has to is find out what, exactly.
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09 Dec 2024
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Clark figured out Batman's identity entirely by accident. It was fine—they'd been friends for this long—it was bound to happen sooner or later.
He probably should have given more thought as to how he found out, though.
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09 Dec 2024
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Moderating the annoying youtuber’s livestreams was only ever meant to be a brief favour to her internet friend. Joining their team discord server was only ever meant to be a distraction. Pretending to be an old woman through it all was an accident. But as the 22-year-old tailor left running an ailing family business during a global pandemic, Sophie Hatter can be forgiven for making some questionable decisions along the way.
[Or: Sophie's strange lockdown hobby grows violently out of hand.]
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08 Dec 2024
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The night before she has to take her farm's dairy products to the farmer's market, Jyn is bribing herself with cooking TikToks. Then, in the middle of a video featuring a big brother teaching his little sister how to make grilled cheese sandwiches, she recognizes the edge of the label.
That's her freaking cheese!
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13 Sep 2024
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Sparring and Smack Talk by otherhawk
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Aug 2018
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Even Jedi Masters need a break now and then. This includes Mace and Obi-Wan.
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04 Sep 2024
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Why the Sith Don't Have Class Reunions by Peppermint_Shamrock
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebellion Era - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Feb 2023
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Sith apprentices rarely agree with one another (there’s a reason for the Rule of Two, after all), but Darth Sidious is starting to think that it’s worse when they do.
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29 Aug 2024
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The Legend Of Liob by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Apr 2022
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The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.- Language:
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27 Aug 2024
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The Sacred Texts by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 May 2023
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The Jedi Temple has a number of group-chats. Obi-Wan and his friends have the most fun one. If you ask them, anyway.
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27 Aug 2024
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Minimum Height Requirement by Drag0nst0rm
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
07 Dec 2017
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Somewhere in the multiverse, there's a universe where letting his children dress up in capes and follow him into vigilantism seems like a good idea.
Bruce is determined that it isn't going to be this one . . . Despite his children's repeated attempts to convince him otherwise.
(Or: "When you're eighteen, you can do what you want. Until then, no capes.")
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- Part 1 of Childish Things
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- English
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13 Apr 2024
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Lugubrious Alarmism by Briarwitched
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Dec 2020
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Magic is always a pain. Superman might temporarily be a toddler, but the League's knows they've gotten off easy this time: everyone's in the proper dimension, there's no annoying entity trying to teach them a lesson, and the de-aging spell should wear off without any weird consequences in less than a fortnight. Babysitting duty gets ten times more adorable with the purchase of a Justice League plushie set. Now Clark can continue his heroic adventures with his friends: fighting crime, spreading justice, and... beheading Batman?
It's gotta be a fluke. Right? Right.
Accidents can happen twice in a row-- no, three, four?-- times. Though probably not by the twenty second. It's definitely intentional by the thirtieth time. Probably.
What the hell, Clark? We thought you were friends.
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03 Feb 2024
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The Waynes, Damsels in Distress by hitthedeck
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Dec 2020
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Bruce Wayne and his kids get kidnapped every other week. Some things are just universal, undeniable facts of life.
Or, in which Bruce Wayne is still Batman and his kids are still Robins, but they keep letting themselves get kidnapped because they think it's funny.
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- Part 1 of Waynes? More like Wayne-kers
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14 Jan 2024
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The story of Bruce Wayne and his family as told by his insane Wayne Enterprises calendar and the poor assistant that had to manage it all.
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12 Jan 2024
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to treat everything as if it were a nail by thingswithteeth
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types
07 May 2017
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Jyn Erso is raised as a hostage of the Empire. It matters less than it should. There are many different ways to rebel.
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- 10/10
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03 May 2023
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In which Bruce forgets a few key facts, and Clark has to go along with it.
Or, the Bruce-Has-Amnesia Fic we've all been wishing for.
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- 41/41
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- 2,662
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02 Apr 2023
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In a universe where your soulmate’s injuries show up on your skin, Bruce is convinced he doesn’t have a soulmate, and Clark is seriously concerned for his soulmate’s well-being.
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- 21/21
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- 5
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18 Mar 2023
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fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace by Resacon1990
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League (2017), Superman/Batman (Comics)
17 Dec 2018
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“But Bruce isn’t gay?” Clark points out, and there’s an awkward moment of everyone clearing their throats and avoiding Clark’s eyes until he turns to stare at Bruce. “Are you?”
Bruce blinks for a moment before offering a sheepish smile. “I’m not… not?” he offers, and Clark feels his brain just about short-circuit at the news.
Or, five times Clark finds himself falling for Bruce, and the one time he does something about it
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25 Feb 2023