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  1. Rec 19

    Stick Together by

    Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

    22 Dec 2025

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    When Simon accidentally casts "I'm rubber, you're glue," both he and Baz lose the ability to interact with the world in any kind of effective way. Until they find a reversal, the only option is for the two halves of the spell to cancel out, which only works when they're touching.

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    01 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Adorable getting together magickal mishap

  2. Public Bookmark 16

    Love Bites by for TheWholeLemon

    Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

    18 Jun 2026

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    Baz is a contestant on a reality show called Love Bites which tries to help vampires find their human mates, and Simon has to keep interviewing him for his intro video. Over and over. Because, for some reason, Baz just can’t find his mate on the show. (Hmmm. I wonder why.)

    Or five times Baz sat down for his pre-show reality tv interview and one time Simon did.

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    18 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Baz is so pathetically in love. A great Christina fic.

  3. Rec 9

    i got a lover with an appetite by

    Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

    15 Dec 2025

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    “You’re offering me enrichment? Like the lions at the zoo?”
    “Yes.”
    “You’re insane, Snow.” I can’t help it, I’m incredulous.
    “I’m not! I just want you to be fulfilled.”
    “I am fulfilled. I have a lovely boyfriend who heats a mug of blood for me every night with dinner, who makes sure that I’m fed well and doesn’t ask me to bite him.”
    “I’m not asking you to bite me.”
    “You’re asking me to pretend.” Is pretending just as bad as doing it?
    “Yes.” He says, and he’s dead serious.

    Day 21 Dec 15 Thirst

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    04 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Vulnerable messy sex

  4. Rec 30

    Straight to Video by for TheWholeLemon

    Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

    30 Oct 2025

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    “Those things will kill you,” Baz growled after him, but the door had already closed. Not that it mattered, since what Baz really meant was “I’ll kill you” and Dev certainly knew that already given the particular video shop patron he’d just dumped in Baz’s lap. The one and only (unfairly attractive) customer Baz had demanded he never be made to serve at all.

    Not because this customer was a heathen who never rewound, or a meathead who only rented terrible movies, though Baz was nearly certain after several weeks of careful monitoring that he was both of these things. The actual problem was the way this boy’s broad shoulders looked in the uniform (a slightly too small white dress shirt with a green bowtie) he wore to his job working at the Safeway down at the other end of the Watford Retail Park. Maybe his adorable freckles were part of it, too. And that little hollow right above his shirt collar where his jaw met his throat. And the way his arse looked in his cheap polyester work trousers. And—

    Okay no, actually, the problem was that Baz was completely gay.

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    31 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    90s historical au featuring obsolete media, obscure references, inept flirting, and the sexiest, most adorable sad/angry boys. i could not possibly rec this fic more.

  5. Rec 7

    the dragon's den by

    Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell  

    22 Dec 2025

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    Simon is set to inherit The Dragon's Den from his father when Davy moves back to Wales, and he doesn't really know how he feels about it. He likes his customers (and his sexy, awkward coworker), but he doesn't know if this is what he's meant to do.
    Baz has taken a job in the shop to piss his father off, who wishes he would use his business degree for something other than selling sex toys on the night shift. The biggest issue with the situation is that Baz is desperately attracted to his coworker (and future boss), who is really, really good at making recommendations to the customers.

    Day 28 Dec 22 Red

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    17 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sex shop, Excalibur in the arse