TheWitchBtch
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Five times Astarion needed a friend, and one time he needed something...more.
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“I don’t know that I’ve ever had a friend,” he admitted.
“Well, now you’ve at least got one. And this one won’t let any harm come to you, at her hand or otherwise,” you finished resolutely, flashing him a disarming smile.
“A friend,” he murmured, tasting the word as though it were foreign to him.
You nodded, adding, “To whatever end.”
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i'll take my time once i've sunk my teeth in by TheWitchBtch
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Jun 2025
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When he’d started seeing her this way, he couldn’t place. All he knew was that one day, he woke up and realized that he was in love with her. The sound of her laugh, the gleam of mischief in her eyes. The way her lip quirked up at the corner when she ribbed him. The feel of her in his arms, her warm weight pressed against him.
After all Astarion had suffered, he never thought he’d find contentment in the closeness of another person. Hells, he at least thought he’d never be deserving of finding it. And yet, she reminded him every day of his worth, and every day he grew to believe it a little bit more. And every day that was good, that he found joy in experiencing the world around him, he had her to thank for. She showed him how beautiful the world could be, and it was like he’d opened his eyes for the first time in centuries.
So, naturally, of course he went and fell in love with her.
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no grave can hold my body down, i'll crawl home to her by TheWitchBtch
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
06 Jun 2024
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The memory of clawing his way out of his own grave was among the worst he'd collected over his long life. He'd never imagined being turned would lead to nearly two hundred years of enslavement at the hands of a cruel master; but then again, he'd never even imagined being turned in the first place. All of his days as a spawn had blurred together, so much the same as they were in their infinite torment and shadow.
Until, one day, they weren't.
He knew one thing for certain, though.
If he had to do it all over again, crawl from his grave and live another two centuries of endless night, he would without question.
For after the darkness, he would come to find the light. He would come to find you.
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Your Song (Is The Only One That Would Save Me) by TheWitchBtch
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
03 Aug 2022
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Self-indulgent fix-it fic because the Duffer Brothers suck.
"He remembers that stupid cliché someone had told him once: ‘If you really love something, you have to let it go.’ So he had."
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Deelie goes to the fraternity Halloween party and things don’t really go to plan… or do they?
aka I’m still really bad at summaries lmao
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- Part 2 of At Least We're Trying
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A college AU that follows the development of a relationship between Cordelia and Ivar. Will their attitudes and choices impede their ability to get to know one another and maybe, just maybe, fall in love?
You tell me.
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Silver Tongue Truths by SendPseuds
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Jan 2024
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“Is this really your plan?” Anakin asks incredulously, certain this is just another malicious manipulation, “You’re going to try and seduce your way out of here?”
“It’s worked before—” Kenobi chuckles, his voice light and lilting, dancing over Anakin’s skin like a warm breeze, “But no, I’m not trying to get out of here. Not yet at least.”
-or- Anakin interrogates a Sith and learns more than he bargained for [not that he's complaining]
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- Part 12 of Pseud's AUs
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03 Feb 2024
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The Negotiator and the God of the Lost by Azure_K_Mello
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Dec 2023
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When Obi-Wan has sex with Anakin and Padmé, he knows it's a bad idea. They are married. He made an oath. He can't get attached. That is the path to ruination.
It worsens when they call him out about how good he is in bed. Being the Negotiator means he's cultivated skills over the years. For the first time in his life, he's having sex that wasn't sanctioned by the Order, and he'd rather not dwell on his official duties.
This is a story of a sex slavery empire being toppled by love.
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29 Jan 2024
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Icarus Rising by everyday_forever
Fandoms: Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
31 Dec 2022
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Everyone assumed that Anakin Skywalker was dead.
But they were wrong.
Buried deep within the confines of his own dark and twisted soul whom he calls Vader, the light of Anakin Skywalker lives on.
This is the story of Anakin Skywalker coming back to the light, and of finding himself again. Of finding forgiveness, hope, and love.
This is the story of Icarus, rising.
** Initial canon-compliant exploration of the Kenobi show focusing on Obi-Wan and Anakin's feelings during the events; eventual canon-divergence for Part VI followed by an intense slow-burn romance between Obi-Wan and Anakin and a post-canon fix-it story of Vader/Anakin's redemption. **
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12 Nov 2023
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What We do to Survive by Garbage_Chute_Fly_Boy (MultifandomOfMadness)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars
25 Jul 2022
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The mission was supposed to be relatively simple. In-and-out. As easy as they come.
But when was anything ever easy for Anakin?
The correct answer: never. Force knows nothing could ever just be smooth-sailing for him, there always had to be some sort of complication - as shown by the fact that him and Obi-Wan were currently running for their lives from battle droids and blaster cannons on the coldest, iciest, most deserted planet Anakin had ever encountered. And all for a mission they only partially completed.
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Anakin and Obi-Wan end up stranded in a cave on a freezing cold planet after trying to infiltrate a Seperatist base.
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16 Dec 2022
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got so much to lose (got so much to prove) by brainjuicey (anzietyfreak), itsthechocopuff
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Jan 2023
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In a twist of events nurtured by hubris and unsuspected manipulation, Anakin fakes his death in a plot to uncover the Sith, unwittingly serving as the catalyst exposing the corruption of the Galactic Senate and the hypocrisy of the Jedi Order.
Obi-wan, left picking up the pieces of a war-torn galaxy, his heart, and his belief system, begins a journey to avenge his former padawan and fulfil his destiny of bringing balance to the Force by any means necessary.
Or, the one where everyone hits rock bottom and Obi-wan lives with the catholic guilt of desiring the blond twink carnally and being willing to do anything for him. [Revenge of the Sith AU]
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14 Dec 2022