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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    He struggles to take a breath when he notices a smile tugging at the corner of Aziraphale’s mouth.

    The angel’s not stopping. The angel is amused.

    The angel is a menace.

    (Or, Crowley gets a phone call from Lord Beelzebub at a very inappropriate time.)

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    26 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Crowley's plans for a perfect romantic anniversary dinner go out the window when they accidentally bring home some haunted sex toys. How ever will our heroes cope?

     

    Aziraphale’s eyes lit up. “We simply need to have the hottest, most intense sex of our lives,” he pulled Crowley to him and started unbuttoning his shirt and vest, “before a horde of possessed sex toys break down the door!"

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    26 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    The physical intimacy between Aziraphale and Crowley still feels very new, very precious, when Crowley suggests trying another first.

     

    Had Aziraphale ever thought about it? A ridiculous question. Had he ever seen the lewd pottery in Greece? Had he ever seen the nude statues in the Renaissance and wondered if Crowley would shape his own body in the same fashion? Had Crowley been wearing his pants so tight for so many years and still thought that Aziraphale would be able to resist thinking about it?

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    26 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 46

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    Crowley and Aziraphale end up trapped in a box. Crowley is sure there was a good reason he miracled them into it in the first place and there's probably some sort of explanation as to why he can't miracle them out again. Unfortunately the box is inconveniently small and the forced proximity to a certain angel means his brain no longer seems to be functioning quite right.

    What on earth are a demon and an angel to do?

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    26 Jul 2026

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    Crowley gets that temptation itch after the world is saved and turns up at a wedding in Edinburgh to have a little fun. Unfortunately for him, a certain angel is there to thwart him. Semi-publicly. With Crowley in a kilt.

    That's it. That's the plot.

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    24 Jul 2026